There are plenty of reasons why Magic Johnson and Charles Barkley are Hall of Famers, and common sense is one of them. (OK, so Magic wasn’t the best coach in the world, but forget about that for a sec.) In all the analysis and over-analysis we saw regarding Sunday’s playoff games, Chuck and Buck made the best points of the night: first, Magic correctly pointed out that the Cavs would have destroyed the Wizards if only they’d played hard the entire time instead of turning it on in spots. And later he asked why Cleveland wasn’t double-teaming Antawn Jamison when he’s Washington’s only real scorer. Barkley hit the nail on the head during Mavs/Warriors; specifically, why was Dallas adjusting to Golden State when they should have forced the issue and made GS adjust to them? … After the Warriors’ upset win, Avery Johnson was talking about how GS put Dallas in a bind throughout the season with their small lineup, which is why he went small to counteract. The Mavs won 60-something games this year playing their way — they should have started Diop or Dampier next to Dirk and pounded it inside to pull the Warriors out of their small-ball tactics. Instead they played right into Don Nelson’s hands … Dallas still would have had a chance if Dirk had played like the 7-footer he is. He was being guarded by 6-6 and 6-8 guys and still wouldn’t post up and was getting routinely boxed out for rebounds. Dirk had 14 points when he should have had about 30, taking too many jumpers when he should have brought guys like Stephen Jackson and Mickael Pietrus into the paint and gone to work. Overall, the Mavs just looked soft … Meanwhile, Baron Davis was an animal, putting up 33 points, 8 boards and 14 dimes. S-Jack getting up in Baron’s face after the final buzzer and yelling “You did that! You did that!” was great … Someone tell Matt Barnes that his mohawk ain’t working, and tell Chris Mullin that his flat top is dying … After Kobe (39 pts) dropped 28 points in the first half and had the Lakers leading going into the fourth quarter, the question came up: Could Mamba really beat the Suns single-handedly? Then Leandro Barbosa took over, scoring 15 in a row at one point and finishing with 26 in a Phoenix win. Kobe’s fourth quarter was something out of last year’s Game 7, as he went 1-for-10 in the quarter … How about Michelle Tafoya trying to get Kobe to throw his teammates under the bus at halftime? She asked Kobe two different ways, “Do you wish your teammates would score more?” Kobe avoided the question well enough … Denver beating the Spurs in Game 1 doesn’t seem like as big of an upset when you realize the Nuggets have two of the three best players in the series: Allen Iverson (31 pts) and Carmelo (30 pts). Still, you kept waiting for the big Spurs’ run that never came, and the Nuggets role players were crucial in the win. Nene (13 pts, 12 rebs) did his thing to help neutralize Tim Duncan (14 pts, 10 rebs, 7 asts, 3 blks, 5 turnovers), and Steve Blake ran the point effectively against the League’s best defense … Did Magic call Ed Najera “Na-rah-ho”? … If you turned on Cavs/Wizards in the fourth quarter to see Larry Hughes airball a pull-up jumper, followed by Big Z getting the rebound and bricking it off the bottom of the rim, you got a taste of how unwatchable the game was for us … LeBron put up 23 points, 9 boards and 7 dimes, but hurt his ankle in the third quarter. We’ll see how/if that bothers him throughout the series … We figured Jamison would go all DJ Clue on us, and he did, tossing up 27 shots from the field and getting to the line 11 times. Jamison finished with 28 points and 14 boards. Will the Cavs smarten up and double him in Game 2? … Did you see when the TNT reporter stood on the Cavs court long after the game talking about how “the confetti was still fresh”? Did you notice how every other part of the floor had already been swept clean and it was obvious they had just left the confetti in that spot so dude could use that opening line? … Kevin McHale is staying, but it looks like everyone else wants to leave Minnesota. From the Minneapolis-area newspapers, we’re reading that Mike James, Troy Hudson, Marko Jaric and Bracey Wright are all making noise about wanting to bounce … UNC freshman forward Brandan Wright, who a lot of people see as the third-best player in the draft pool after Oden and Durant should he decide to enter, is reportedly doing just that. Kansas’ Brandon Rush is said to be waiting to see who else enters before he makes a decision, and ex-Boston College big man Sean Williams (kicked off the team midseason) is entering the draft … Had we known about the US Texting Championship — which was held in NYC yesterday for a $25,000 prize — beforehand, we would have sent some of our peeps. Jed, for one, is pretty quick with the thumbs. The mostly teenage contestants had to stand with their hands behind their back until a message appeared on a big screen that they had to text to the judges. The first one that got there first with exact punctuation moved on to the next round. 13-year-old Morgan Pozgar edged out her 21-year-old opponent in the final, texting the lyrics to “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” to take the chip … We’re out like the Wolves …



April 23rd, 2007 at 2:09 am
Mike says:
I thought Magic called Najera Ha-ra-do. Either way it’s funny as hell and the fact that Kenny, Charles, and EJ didn’t correct or question him let’s you know how far out of their way they go to keep from stepping on his toes.
April 23rd, 2007 at 3:39 am
shock_theatre says:
I heard it too. Go Nuggets, this team could be dangerous.
April 23rd, 2007 at 5:14 am
kowtz says:
Mybe the Cavs figured Antawn couldn’t beat the suns single handedly, thus letting him go out and jack up all the shots he wants, until his arms fell off… And just made sure that nobody else in the Wiz’ support cast step up…
Hehe, Nelly showing the little general, that being able to command troops in the battle field, does not mean he can command the whole army from a far away base…
I do think that Damp will be a beast against GSW… But much like avie said, Damp will be useful against the Shaq’s, and Big Z’s, and TD’s, and Yao’s… probably he can only see Damp on the D side… has no confidence in him scoring, thus having no plays for him to call on his big man…
A few years back, Dallas was a “certified post player” away from being championship contenders… this year, they might be a “utilizing their certified post player” away from being championship contenders again…
I’m out like Magic’s coaching…
April 23rd, 2007 at 10:27 am
Kianoosh says:
I heard Magic say “Ger ahh doh” as in Gerardo… haha
as for the Spurs-Nuggs, can we please get 7 games of this? I’d like 7 games of Mavs-Warriors but that’s probably not happening. Mavs will figure it out and shoot better. For that matter, Spurs will shoot a lot better, too.
I was surprised that Blake held his own against Parker. AI’s heart and clutch baskets were huge yesterday. Melo was on fire throughout, and the other guys did enough damage down low. This is easily the most fun series of the first round. Imagine a Suns-Nuggets 2nd round!!
April 23rd, 2007 at 11:04 am
D-NICE says:
I like the love your givin’ to my boy Baron after dealing with the mavs, but he had 14 boards and 8 dimes
April 23rd, 2007 at 1:00 pm
John Smith says:
CORRECTION: My man (the Best point guard in the NBA when he is healthy) Baron Davis had 14 boards 8 assists- i know when u see 33 and 14 for a point you assume its 14 dimes, but he had 14 boards as he seeked and destroyed anything in his path!!
April 23rd, 2007 at 1:09 pm
John Smith says:
I’m currently in the state of Texas right now due to Hurrciane Katrina( Hornet fan here, but Baron Davis has always been my favorite player..) anyways…….
The State Of Texas is 66% silent as of now- I was in San Antonio last night, and after the game the Mexicans had road rage, but after that complete silence!!
4hours north I-35 in Dallas- COMPLETE Silence.. only Houston had the party lights on this weekend!! it’s kinda good b/c Texans has huge egos– as the Spurs fans think that their team “WALK ON WATER”- a little humbling was needed for these TEXANS–
Game 2- the Spurs will win b/c the officials will cheat and Tony Parker never gets called for traveling.
The Mavs will win b/c Cuban is going to leave a nice thick envelope in the official locker room-
And the Jazz will lose because quite frankly, Jazz has nothing to do with that city- me being from New Orleans(give us our name bacK..)
How bout these suggestions:
Utah Salt Lakers?
Utah Fundametalists?-lol
I’m out like JOEY CRAWFORD…….
April 23rd, 2007 at 11:51 pm
kowtz says:
I hate the Spurs, I think they are the most boring team, tied with the pistons anyway… but you have to give them credit though…
For the past 30 years in the NBA, since entering the league in 1976-1977 from the ABA, the spurs missed the playoffs only three times… ‘84, ‘89, and ‘97 playoffs…
Texans should be proud too… For the last 30 years, there was always a representative of the Texas Triangle in the playoffs, most of the time two or three…
The only years when only one Texas team made the playoffs were: ‘78 - SAS (Dal was still not around), ‘83 - SAS, ‘84-DAL, ‘89-HOU, ‘92-SAS, ‘97-HOU, and ‘00-SAS…