So much was made about Kobe Bryant and how he would approach Game 2 of Suns/Lakers (”Is he gonna share or go solo?”) that everyone kinda forgot one thing: the Suns are really really good, and the Lakers are somewhere between “aiight” and “awful” when Kobe’s not bustin’ everyone’s ass. Last night Mamba only scored 15 points (5-for-13 FGs) and his team got thoroughly pieced, 126-98 … Phoenix was just destroying L.A. with the pick-and-roll. Over and over again, many times focusing on Smush Parker to put him in the middle of it. A lot of easy buckets, either wide-open jumpers or layups. And when they weren’t running the pick-and-roll, the Suns let Leandro Barbosa (presented with the Sixth Man trophy before tip-off) butcher Smush off the dribble … Barbosa put up 26 points, Steve “Big Poppa Pump” Nash (you see him kiss the bicep?) had 16 and 14 dimes, Shawn Marion had 18 and 10 boards, and Amare Stoudemire had 20 points, 9 boards and 4 blocks … One Laker who did show a pulse was Andrew Bynum. This high-speed Suns series isn’t really his forte — in other words, Avery Johnson would be benching him right now if he were the coach — but the kid still had 12 boards and 9 points in only 17 minutes … Before the game, Suns color guy Dan Majerle hit an underhand shot from halfcourt, then banked in a deep three over-the-shoulder without looking. Barkley and crew said he does that before every game. At the end of the Majerle clip, they showed Jalen Rose hit a three while standing on some stairs at the Suns’ practice court. “That’s the only time he’ll play today,” Barkley said. Wrong, Chuck: Jalen played a whole 8 minutes … Our man Dee Brown (the ex-Celtic dunk champ, not the current Jazz PG) said on TV that the Heat aren’t in trouble. We have to disagree. After getting popped in Chicago to fall behind 0-2 in their series, the defending champs are definitely in trouble. It’s not just that they’ve lost two games — it’s that they simply look inferior to Chicago and they have nothing for Luol Deng. Deng dropped 26 points and took over in the fourth quarter last night after torching Miami for 33 in Game 1 … Foul trouble wasn’t an issue for Shaq (17 pts) and D-Wade (21 pts) this time around, but hanging onto the ball was. Both guys committed seven turnovers apiece … The Nets were looking good to go in the first half against Toronto. Bostjan Nachbar was buckets-buckets-bong-bong early on, and finished the half cramming on two Raptors. But Toronto fought back, lighting Jersey outside with Anthony Parker (26 pts) and inside with Chris Bosh (25 pts, 13 rebs) and getting a home split in a must-win … Yo, Richard Jefferson: we know CB4 looks skinny and that he’s a nice guy, but you can’t come into his lane all soft like that. Now that you got put on your butt once, we expect better next time … After Kenny Smith called Anthony Parker “Candace’s brother,” Barkley cut in: “No, she’s his brother.” He said it one more time before Kenny corrected him. “She’s his sister.” Chuck: “You know what I mean.” … It looks like Sebastian Telfair’s Celtics “career” will go down as one of the worst one-year experiments in recent sports memory, as the team will reportedly cut Telfair after his recent arrest for gun possession. Crazy how this kid can go from starting point guard in the NBA at the beginning of the year, to hardly playing at all at the end, to very likely being out of the NBA altogether next season. Will anyone give Bassy another chance? His best bet is probably if Isiah — who supposedly loved Bassy’s game when he was coming out of high school — throws him a bone in New York, but there are a few other teams who could use a backup PG … Sam Mitchell won NBA Coach of the Year yesterday. Mitchell’s season was basically the complete opposite of Telfair’s: at first he looked like he was on the hottest seat in the League, and now he’s a genius. Mitchell beat out Jerry Sloan, Avery Johnson and Jeff Van Gundy for the award. Others getting votes were Mike D’Antoni, Don Nelson, Scott Skiles, Pat Riley, Gregg Popovich, George Karl, Flip Saunders and Isiah Thomas … Meanwhile, the Sonics fired coach Bob Hill and dumped GM Rick Sund. You saw this coming back when the names of potential replacements for Hill were being thrown out there during the season. Reportedly, team owner Clay Bennett and vice chairman Lenny Wilkens are going to lead the search for replacements. How much you wanna bet Lenny ends up with one of those two jobs? … Right after we learned Manu Ginobili won’t play in this summer’s Olympic qualifying tournament for Argentina, it turns out national teammate Walter Herrmann won’t play, either. Both guys don’t want to risk injury … VMI junior forward Reggie Williams, who led the country in scoring last year at 28.1 ppg, is entering the draft. Williams had four games where he dropped 40-plus points last year and pulled down eight boards a night. Texas A&M junior forward Joseph Jones (6-foot-9, 13.4 ppg, 6.8 rpg) is also entering the draft, along with Clemson junior big James Mays (6-foot-9, 12.2 ppg, 6.4 rpg, 1.9 spg) … We’re out like playing H-O-R-S-E with Thunder Dan …
Related posts:








































April 25th, 2007 at 9:11 am
srb says:
get us a youtube of thunder dan!
April 25th, 2007 at 9:28 am
Buck says:
Is it just me, or does Ronny Turiaf look like he could be Ghostface’s brother?
April 25th, 2007 at 10:05 am
FK in Toronto says:
Great to see Sam get coach of the year honours. Back in December we all thought he was going to be tallest-guy-in-the-unemployment-line of the year.
Unrestricted Mo Pete ends up out West next year… and has the perfect game to compliment the Spurs style of play. Sad to know he’s in the final few games as a Raptor.
April 25th, 2007 at 2:14 pm
Md in Arizona says:
Did you see àmare leap clean OVER Kwame Brown? He made him look like that french stiff that Vince went posterizer on in the Olympics awhile back. Then àmare got a baseline cram that shook the glass for about three possessions afterwards.
April 25th, 2007 at 2:20 pm
dank says:
Steve Nash kissing his biceps (what biceps?) is the pussiest thing I’ve seen in the NBA this season. It’s pussier than Reggie Evans grabbing Kaman’s nuts. Steve Nash is NOT tough. Please tell him I’ll kick his midget ass anyday. you guys have my email, give it to him if he accepts. As far as my lakers go, it tears me apart to see them get run over by the suns. The only positive was that they started feeding bynum during garbage time (which started late in the 2nd quarter). I kept yelling for them to play Andrew in a real game situation and feed him and make him work, get used to working the paint. then of course you have guys like cook who instead of passing just start shooting. Oh, and then fact that the lakers didn’t even try to play defense does not help.
Barkley said last nite, you can’t have nash and that POS barbosa dancing into the lane and getting little kid layups. You have to knock them down on their asses when they try getting into the lane. And i’ve been saying that for 2 years: knock out nash, knock out barbosa. But nope, everyone’s afraid of getting suspended and crap. I’m not saying injure the little deuchebags, I’m saying you need to intimidate them, theres no reason why they should be making shots over the bigs. If i ever got a chance to switch spots with some of the lakers (i wont name anyone out of respect), Nash would be on the ground crying with a torn labrum. anyways, thats my take on it. I still have faith the lakers will get better (in the offseason of course)
Luckily, i have the warriors, nuggets, and rockets to look forward to.
im out like steve nash showing kids how to play defense in his instructional videos.
April 25th, 2007 at 6:23 pm
reef says:
poor dank…this is not last year where there was no amare…the lakers have no chance and will probably get swept…
‘POS barbosa’? haha, right…6th man of the year biyatch!
April 25th, 2007 at 11:25 pm
M Dubbs says:
so I’m doing a little early draft homework and I come across one mock draft type website that lists the players and also lists a comparison to a current NBA player. G-Town’s Roy Hibbert, going mid lottery in this particular mock, has his NBA comparison as Joel Przybilla. I mean if your Roy do you take this as a direct slap in the face before you’ve even had the chance to be as bad as Przybilla?
- Staten Island