Welcome back to The Afternoon Run. Here’s the latest.

• Oh, CJ. Are you really returning to us? Did you escape your Khazakstani marriage sack or is this all some sort of DirecTV commercial ruse? - What Would Tyler Durden Do?
• The solution that sneakerheads have been looking for? Hypebeast thinks so. - Hypebeast.com
• What could be worse that track star Carl Lewis acting as a streetwise pimp? (WARNING - Strong Language) - Youtube.com
• Oh. This is worse. Much worse. - Carl Lewis’ National Anthem
• We can’t tell if this is Prince or not, but those afros are amazing. - Bossip.com
• A WNBA Player is charged with assault in Israel after she allegedly slugged another player in a parking lot after the game. Most definitely not kosher. - NBCsports.com
• Jeffery Jordan has announced his decision to head to U. of Illinois as a walk on. Do you think MJ and his son will hit up spring break together? - ESPN.com
  
• They shouldn’t be allowed to call this “First Class”. This is straight up “Pimp Class”. - SlamxHype
  
• Rashard Lewis is gonna test the free agent waters and not return to the Sonics, according to RealGM.com - RealGM.com
• Remember when we were telling you about Thunder Dan’s crazy shots in Smack the other day? If you haven’t seen it yet, here’s the video proof. - Youtube.com