Photo. Stephen HillWe’ve had Ron Artest as an official member of the Dime crew since February of this year, when he penned his first “Ask Ron” column in Issue 31. In our most recent summer issue, which you can find on newsstands now, Ron-Ron resumes his role, answering reader’s questions on everything from graduation ceremonies to child support to on-court fashion. Here’s a few samples of Ron’s recent work from Issue 34. And if you have your own questions for Ron, let us know either in the comments section or send us an e-mail.
Ron, should I marry my baby’s momma so I don’t have to pay child support? I just lost my job and I can’t afford the payments. I don’t know what to do but I’m pretty sure she would say yes. — Ty
Only if you’re not cheating and she’s not cheating. If both y’all are cheating, you shouldn’t get married. But if you have a good relationship, you should just marry her.
What is the difference between the NBA and the European style of play? — Chris J.
The NBA is European basketball now. A lot of the rule changes, a lot of guys like Charles Barkley and Michael Jordan and Bill Laimbeer, when those guys played it was a little more dirty. Now I think the NBA is going towards an overseas-type game, a softer game. It’s more jump shots and stuff like that. It’s like two different leagues from how it used to be. It caters to the overseas player.
I’m about to start college next fall, and I don’t know what to major in. I wanna do something that’ll make money, but I don’t wanna sit at a desk all day, you know what I mean? What would you recommend? — Aaron M.
Major in business or something, but save your money up and get into real estate. You can’t spend nothing while you’re saving, and it will probably take a couple years, but I’d do that.
What’s a good song to “set the mood” with your girl? I always mess up with that. — AP
“Cupid” by 112.
Ron, I wanna take my lady on vacation, but I can’t afford a place that’s too exotic. Since you’ve traveled all over the country playing ball, what’s a good vacation city? — Franck in Dallas
Miami. That’s the best. Every time I go to Miami I feel real comfortable. It’s a real relaxing place to be. You can go to the beach, and everyone’s walking around in their comfortable wear.
August 7th, 2007 at 11:39 am
pauline says:
wow, ron artest has the mind of a 1 yr old
August 7th, 2007 at 12:17 pm
Dennis says:
I wonder who he hates guarding in the NBA? Or who just gives him trouble all the time
August 7th, 2007 at 3:33 pm
Max says:
Ron, why did you want to leave Indiana so much? I think if you had stayed we could have won the championship. Come back Ron!
August 7th, 2007 at 7:07 pm
Robert says:
This is off the topic of basketball but what is your thoughts on NFL rookies and this insane amount of money they make without ever playing in a game. Same goes for any sport realy rookies signing big bucks with huge amounts of guarenteed money. I mean you gotta get paid, it is a job, but why is it that they need to have $20 million in guaranteed money up-front? Or what about the fact that our worlds top scientists don’t even scratch that type of money when they’re out there trying to figure out AIDS while some of these kids go out there and become busts. I also want to know if any leagues that you know of offer or require some sort of financing when you enter the league. I think it would be a smart idea.
August 8th, 2007 at 7:37 am
Paul says:
When you were in Indiana did you ever have a conversation with Danny Granger about the religious beliefs of Jehovah’s Witness, & if so, how did you react to it?
August 8th, 2007 at 12:25 pm
Adam says:
Hey Ron,
Everyone knows New York wants you, and that you want New York. What’s the hold-up?(and don’t tell me it’s the traffic on the QB…)
August 8th, 2007 at 12:57 pm
Sacto J says:
Speaking of scientists, this is the article reply section, not where you ask Ron-Ron questions. You have to email those in people. And while I’m here, who the hell would be dumb enough to ask Ron domestic advice? Do you pay attention to current events? And Ron, I don’t think the NBA is European basketball, seeing as players like yourself, Kobe, T-Mac, and countless other less skilled players play constant 1 on 5, rather than utillizing team ball movement such as Sacto. Kings circa 2002. No offense, but how did you get this column? Just because your a NY native? I can think of several others who would have more interesting insight to people’s questions. Put some effort into it man. Now put that MIC down and get back to practice, “Warrior”!
August 8th, 2007 at 2:46 pm
Brian says:
When are you going to refund Pacer fans for all your jerseys they bought like you promised. I still got mine, I guess I should have bought a real mans jersey, #31 for example.
August 8th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
Joe says:
Hey Ron,
Join the Lakers and I promise you a forsure championship.
August 9th, 2007 at 6:32 am
nina rossi says:
Why did you pick a fight with the fat guy, in the palace brawl. Did you say sorry to the fat guy?
August 9th, 2007 at 10:38 am
jerry says:
havent heard your cd yet or no who is on it, just wondered if you were going to do a track with Capone/Nore
August 9th, 2007 at 12:31 pm
Shan says:
Ron Ron,
Remember that cat from the Bulls a couple of season ago? Yeah, that same cat that was on the Pacers too. Where is that kid at? Man, it’s time to reappear like David Blain. Baby, we need you in Hollywood!! Kobe needs a partner. When can you opt out? They don’t want you in Lomis, CA. Let all that going!! Come to the Lakeshow.
August 9th, 2007 at 1:23 pm
Kobe says:
listen I can write a better column than this. And give way better advice, he is taking advantage of the exposure this magaizine is giving him. There is nothing here to validate any substance. This is crayz, listen Dime magazine. If you want a real column that answers inquiries and writes about topics of relevance to your readers; contact me and quit wasting your money and your readers time on the non-sensical writings of “Ron-Ron.”
August 20th, 2007 at 9:13 am
Newt says:
Ron-Ron, What does it feel like to hit a woman’s face? Did it make you feel like a man? You’ve attacked women, dogs and fans. What’s next…children?
October 7th, 2007 at 2:24 pm
RON Dynasty says:
RON. Why are you sticking around in Sacramento, u need to get on a contenders roster. If u had to choose a team to play for which 1 would it be other than New York? U need to consider coming to Miami, i think you wud fit in perfectly, but thats just a thought, let me know ur ans. take it easy man keep doin ur thing on court, your the last of the physical players left in the NBA.