NBA / Dec 5, 2007 / 10:35 am

Caron’s Been Cut Off

We’ve told you here before about one of the best blogs out there, the D.C. Sports Bog by Washington Post writer Dan Steinberg.

Yesterday Dan dropped a post called “Eight Outstanding Wizards Facts” that gives you a good look into the what their locker room is like. This was our favorite:

6) Caron Butler is no longer permitted to drink Mountain Dew. How much Mountain Dew did he used to drink, you’re wondering?

“A lot,” he said. “Before every game at Connecticut, I drank a two-liter of Mountain Dew. I’m dead serious. Ask my wife what she would have to go get me before a game. I’d be like, ‘Hey, stop by the 7-11, bring me a two-liter.’ ”

I had prefaced my Mountain Dew inquiry by saying I had a stupid question, but now the serious beat writers got interested. Two liters of oh-so-sweet highly caffeinated neon-yellow liquid hyperactivity, really?

“Yeah, I’d be wired,” Butler confirmed. “I’d drink half [before the game], and then I’d drink half at halftime. Because, you know, it shoots you up. And then there’s a down, and you’re flat-lining, and you’ve got to go back up again. That’s what I’ve been doing, but they don’t want me to drink it any more. They done took my Mountain Dew from me.”

And then this:

“Y’all think this is just a game; it’s dead serious,” he said. “I’ve got six refrigerators in the house. I used to have Mountain Dews filled in all of them. I don’t have A Mountain Dew in my refrigerator no more. It’s crazy, man. Pretty soon they’ll say I can’t chew my straws any more.”

Check out the rest of the list HERE to find out where DeShawn Stevenson buys his deodorant in bulk and for pics of Nick Young and Dominic McGuire after a Dickies shopping spree in Philly before a game last week.

6 Responses to “Caron’s Been Cut Off”

  1. penske1 says:

    Good lord… I can’t drink a sip of that stuff without feeling like I’m permanently damaging my body.

  2. Myrie in NY says:

    Mountain Dew taste terrible. Looks like someones urine anyway…UGH!

  3. Bust Jlaze says:

    Yeah, MountainDew is no good…I kinda like the taste, but it definitely looks like Android urine, and it makes you feel like your walking around in a slow-motion replay for a few hours…*barf*

  4. K-Dizzle says:

    LMAO!!!

  5. T.M.P.B.W.O.T.P. says:

    One of my boys in high school used to drink a 2-liter of “Jolt” soda every morning. He proceeded to bounce off the walls and generally scare the crap out of anyone who didn’t know him.

  6. dre in o town says:

    Dunk Contest ‘08 New Orleans

    Dwight “Beast-Mode” Howard (Dwight was robbed)
    Nick (insert infamous nickname) Young
    Andre Iguodala (Nate didn’t deserve it and u all know it)
    Rudy Gay

    other notables include:
    Trevor Ariza
    Tony Allen
    Gerald Green
    J.R. Smith
    Von Wafer

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