“This Man is a beast From Heaven”
Sactown Royalty really, really likes John Salmons. After Salmons’ version of the “Jordan Flu Game” last night, they posted this:
This man is a beast from heaven.
I won’t belabor in reminding you of the general John Salmons sentiment spread through Sacramento this time last season. His debut season — the best statistical effort of his career — was so underwhelming even Geoff Petrie asserted he needed to stop handing out long-term mid-level contracts. Basically, the man who pulls the trigger did something he never does, and admitted a deal was a mistake (in his muted, philosophical way, of course). Guess what? John Salmons was no mistake.
Even through the early hotness this year, skepticism reigned. And why not? All players get hot, some to extremes farther than the norm. When Salmons joined Kevin Martin to form a Big Two in the absence of a point guard or a power forward, it was nice, it was a surprise, it was mildly glorious if only for new opportunities of the mind to sprout. “Ah, interesting, Salmons can play a little. Hmm.” We severely underestimated our pious partner in mid-range destruction.
This string, ah, it’s unbelievable. (That he almost went home sick, and instead delivered 44 minutes of salvation is but the latest revelation.) In five January games, his line looks like this:
23 points, 7 rebounds, 5 assists, 2 steals
One game was in doubt due to a sprained ankle, a second due to the flu. His season has been on par with Jason Richardson ($12 million a year), Vince Carter ($15 million a year), and Brandon Roy (reigning R.O.Y.). He is quickly fleeing the Land of Nice Piece, hopping the border to the Unified States of the Key Cog Republic and threatening to invade the Commonwealth of the Centerpiece (population: Kevin Martin).
What John Salmons has done is on par with Martin’s 2005-06 ascension. Like Martin back then, Salmons is getting little attention.
But we know. We are here. We appreciate you, John.
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January 11th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
absured says:
John Salmons is an idiot.
January 11th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
josh says:
….why?
January 11th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
i Fux aka Etheraldinho aka Farouq Obama aka the Immaculate Ejaculate aka Slick Dick Johnson says:
Dick-Riding at its finest.
January 11th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Tom says:
Err, that is the full blog entry. So why would anyone want to go visit the site?
January 11th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Bust Jlaze says:
*yawn*…
January 11th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
doc says:
He stinks and they stink
January 11th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
jz_smoove says:
remember that Bryan Colangelo tried to sign this guy for the Raps. he knew something we didnt and now beginning to understand
January 11th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Sacto J says:
Haters are funny. You spent enough time to read about a guy you don’t like, and then even more time posting about him. OK!
Anyway, It took a year, but his value is totally appreciated here in Sac. I think if you give this guy consistent 30 + minutes he’s going to give you that same ridiculous stat line nearly every night. He has basically kept 2 of my fantasy teams afloat (as a waiver pick up) when guys like Agent 0 and Artest have been killing me. HE doesn’t complain, plays hurt / sick, handles being a focal point without being overly selfish. I’m hoping that when all the starters get back they can find a way to keep him relevant without shipping him off. Glad to see some respect for a real baller…..
Peace,
January 12th, 2008 at 11:41 pm
Steve M says:
HATE!! HATE!! HATE!! That’s all I’m hearing. Why?? What’s the point of taking time to write such negative things about Salmons?? The guy has never done anything to make anyone dislike him. He doesn’t disrespect himself, his team, or any other player or person for that matter. He’s a guy everyone should want on their team. He plays hard and doesn’t cause any sort of problems. I just don’t get where the hate is coming from.