16 Responses to “You Know a No. 1 Pick is at Your Dorm Party When …”

1. April 23rd, 2008 at 1:43 pm

   Boyez says:

   Gotta admit Greg has been pretty funny since he went into the league…..

2. April 23rd, 2008 at 1:47 pm

   fallinup says:

   And for that, Oden should get rookie of the year.

3. April 23rd, 2008 at 2:09 pm

   Brown says:

   Can’t wait to see this guy play next year.

4. April 23rd, 2008 at 2:10 pm

   control says:

   Doesn’t even really look like him…those guys look pretty short but Greg doesn’t really tower over them. Anyone confirm this is real?

5. April 23rd, 2008 at 2:12 pm

   Kobeef says:

   Oden is hilarious.
   I think in person he is a geek - but a “cool geek” like the guys in Superbad….which is probably why he likes the McLovin shirt.

   Also, isn’t it about time we changed that 21 year-old rule for drinking? I mean, in most places outside the US it is at least 2 years earlier. And everybody drinks in college.

   Lebron could not go to a club (legally) until his third year in the league…that just sucks if your buddy is Jay-Z and you are pulling in close to $10mil a year…..

6. April 23rd, 2008 at 2:19 pm

   calvin brodus says:

   Is Oden 21? He must be close. If he is, then he has no damn excuse for sitting there with a dixie cup of Franzia in his hand. Yo Oden, you got those NBA dollars, run down to the packie and get some kegs. Can you imagine Oden doing keg stand? It would take, like, 4 dudes to lift his legs into the air. And you know that when they got his long ass legs airborne his feet would be hitting that ceiling in no time. Man, that is funny. Plus, that box of wine couldn’t last long with 5 dudes drankin on it.

7. April 23rd, 2008 at 2:21 pm

   Octopus Jonny says:

   Who the hell drinks Franzia? Oh yeah, 16 year old girls. Come on Greg, where’s the Hen?

8. April 23rd, 2008 at 2:34 pm

   GEE..Pimpiiiiiiiiiiiin! (Money Mike) says:

   Somewhere a Dungeons and Dragons nerd rejoices to see the boxed wine and the shirt. They will go on to tell people “Well Greg Oden does it” as a means of justification.

   I am just glad no injury occured during the photo. So far G.O.’s track record for injury is not that good. Portland should freeze dude to keep him safe till next season.

   Imagine G.O. with the old “We get high” thug group in Portland. He would so not fit in lol. I think he will work out with the current group.

9. April 23rd, 2008 at 3:08 pm

   subrock says:

   dude is a millionaire and he’s drinking box wine at a college party. That’s so cute. I mean, aren’t young athletes supposed to be at strip clubs getting in trouble with the law.

10. April 23rd, 2008 at 3:17 pm

    Diego says:

    I’ll tell ya, I got an eerie feeling the guy is in for a very Bowie-esque career. Dude has not been healthy since high school (albeit only 2 years). Don’t bank on him yet being Portland’s savior.

11. April 23rd, 2008 at 3:34 pm

    T Ton says:

    If it is him I can imagine his publicist or the NBA might make him go to alcohol classes since he is under 21. At least he should be drinking a light beer instead of wine from a box.

12. April 23rd, 2008 at 5:08 pm

    ERIC says:

    in the article it said “he had FOOT surgery before the start of the season”. dumb penn st. fans

13. April 23rd, 2008 at 7:44 pm

    word says:

    the best was that picture of that white girl whining on him at some house party. Greg is an animal.

14. April 23rd, 2008 at 8:42 pm

    kobeef says:

    @word
    You mean this pic?
    http://images.smarter.com/blogs/gregodendancing.jpg

15. April 23rd, 2008 at 11:04 pm

    control says:

    That can’t be him, I’m a few inches under 7ft and I tower over normal people (like those at the party). That bitch should be like dick high on Greg (even bending as he is…she is bending as well). There is no way that is really him.

16. April 24th, 2008 at 8:21 am

    QQ says:

    @ subrock

    No, bro. Only the Pacers do that.

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