NBA / Apr 15, 2008 / 10:49 am
“Accessory Man”
Where do we even start with the latest from DeShawn Stevenson? From the guy who, this year alone, has brought us beard-growing contests, back/jersey tattoos, a severe Capri Sun addiction, and the revelation that LeBron is overrated, the D.C. Sports Bog delivers the latest: “Accessory Man.”
Apparently Accessory Man comes to practice every day dressed as another NBA player and proceeds to act like that player all day long. Seriously. So far, Rasheed Wallace (”Had a headband on, cussing, acting wild,” Deshawn explained), Dikembe (wagging the finger after buckets) and Jerry Stackhouse (an assortment of elbow pads) have all made appearances.
Check out the full crazy HERE.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:07 am
marcus the great says:
so the wizards have to be like the most entertaining team ever right?
April 15th, 2008 at 11:41 am
fiyaman says:
still give it to the Pistons..
Nobody tops Sheed
April 15th, 2008 at 11:42 am
GEE...Sit yo 5 Dolla #$% down before I make change says:
Him and J.R. Smith remind me a lot of each other. Different skill level to a degree but they both are some weird cats. It’s great he is trying to ease things up. You always have to have fun.
See Melo’ something safe and it won’t get you in trouble.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:53 am
Jim says:
Stevenson said he was considering a Kobe Bryant Day, in which he’d “cuss everybody out, tell ‘em to pass me the ball so I can go one on one.” ha ha
I like him. Why should he try and just be another faceless/bland corporate guy like everyone else?
April 15th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
word says:
melo mug shot
http://www.sandrarose.com/images1/melo_mugshot.jpg
April 15th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Duke says:
Stevenson is just outright fucking funny. If you had to pick one locker room to be in, how could you say no to the Wizard’s locker room?
April 15th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
MoxWestCoastRep says:
Its going to be REAL entertaing to see Lebron go ape-shit on Stevenson and the entire wiz squad.
You done messed with the wrong dude DeShawn
April 15th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
AY says:
It will be interesting to see how Lebron will play against Tough Juice now that he won’t have to worry about fouls with Stevenson around.
April 15th, 2008 at 7:32 pm
doc says:
Im tired of hearing about this dickhead.Why dont he be himself one day at practice.Bricking jumpshots and waving his hand in front his face looking like he smelling his breath to make sure it smell like the balls of all the good players he be sucking on.
April 15th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
kobeef says:
THe wizards are fuckin’ cool as shit.
I hope they can keep this starting five together cause they are talented as hell and probably the most entertaining starting 5 in the L. Fun stuff.
Also on the list of Deshawn hijinx, last season Deshawn said only people who could shoot better than 50% from the field could talk to him ’cause he was “Mr. 50″. It pissed off Arenas but was funny as hell.
Who made this team?
April 15th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
hotdog says:
Deshawn sucks!
April 16th, 2008 at 7:26 am
Kev says:
So the Wizards want to be (ex) Pistons?