Eva Longoria is Distracting

NBA / May 14, 2008 / 11:14 am

By Dime Magazine

Is this funny or too personal?

Posted in NBA |

71 Responses to “Eva Longoria is Distracting”

May 14th, 2008 at 11:18 am

Prof. TX says:

It’s not like it’s anything that you can’t show on tv or wouldn’t want your kids to see, so it’s not that bad.
It’s more creative than the signs (when did the NBA audience start looking like a WWE crowd?), but would have been better if she was in a Chris Paul jersey since that’s what Parker has to look at for most of the night.
May 14th, 2008 at 11:21 am

TL says:

I wonder if this was when parker missed both freethrows…can somebody confirm?
May 14th, 2008 at 11:22 am

pimpdaddy says:

i’d put it in her butt
May 14th, 2008 at 11:23 am

rangerjohn says:

while i find it funny, i think things like this should not be allowed. just because she is on tv doesnt give anyone the right to do that to the guys wife.

think about if it where say kobe’s wife who isnt a star. not right, should not be bringing family in no mater if she is on tv or not
May 14th, 2008 at 11:24 am

yallallreadyknow says:

i think this is when frenchy missed his two FTs in the 4th quarter…hahaha

creative.
better than them nawlins punks runnin around the arena with peja’s head on a stick
May 14th, 2008 at 11:26 am

DrC says:

not too personal…just hilarious
May 14th, 2008 at 11:28 am

Damon says:

creative, yes. but i agree with ranger.
i think even the DUI chants in LA fpr melo were too much, but at least it was about him. not about family. don’t care if shes on tv or not.
May 14th, 2008 at 11:32 am

doc says:

If its a playboy shot its to personal.But its not so its all good.
May 14th, 2008 at 11:33 am

Austin Burton says:

I would want to know if the guy holding up the sign would think it was funny if the tables were turned?
May 14th, 2008 at 11:33 am

MoxWestCoastRep says:

THIS IS THE FLIPIN NBA!!! Too personal?? These guys are making $$$Million$$$$!!!!!!! Give me a break!
Go play intramurals brotha!
May 14th, 2008 at 11:40 am

Damon says:

maybe the guy with the sign was just jealous. like everybody in the arena…
can’t fault them
May 14th, 2008 at 11:43 am

GEE...I seen her yesterday but still I had to let her pass says:

Austin yea like if his wife is fat as hell and someone is holding up a sign of her lollll.

I say though if you are going to put players heads on posters for people to hold them up, then you leave it open.

Plus she is a media star anyway so not to personal. It be different if she wasn’t already well known.
May 14th, 2008 at 11:44 am

YOUNGFED says:

Thats not personal just funny calm down.

@post#3
LMAO that shit was hilarious. BTW I’d probably give her the colorado treatment too if I got drunk enough. Half the guys at Dime would.
May 14th, 2008 at 11:49 am

Mo says:

Oh stop whining! That sh*t is funny. And @ post #5, those nawlins punks would whip your dumb a**. LOL!! Those Peja heads are funny as hell.
May 14th, 2008 at 11:51 am

Mo says:

Oh and by the way, I think they took that sign from that guy. Frenchy must’ve whined about it. It’s not like the poster was that of a naked Longoria or anything.
May 14th, 2008 at 11:52 am

Austin Burton says:

I though family was generally off-limits.
May 14th, 2008 at 11:57 am

dave says:

yeah, i thought family was off limits too…
who knows, maybe boston fans will show a picture of lebron’s mom.
May 14th, 2008 at 12:01 pm

Damon says:

@YOUNGFED
“BTW I’d probably give her the colorado treatment too if I got drunk enough. Half the guys at Dime would.”
haha, LMAO, most guys would. shes at least a 9. what do you guys think?
May 14th, 2008 at 12:10 pm

Damon says:

@dave
would be funny as hell. you can do pretty much everything nowadays.
imagine them having a lebron-sign, with him just in hot pants… not that i would like to see that…
May 14th, 2008 at 12:17 pm

YOUNGFED says:

8 1/2 now Kim Kardasian is a 10 hands down she’s hotter than Coco Ice T’s wife and I thought she was the baddest White Chick.

Chicks that could get however they want it.
Perfect Black Chick – Beyonce/Buffy the Body(insert hate now)
Prefect White Chick – Kim Kardasian
Perfect Mexican Chick – Eva Mendez
Perfect Asian Chick – Crouching tiger hidden dragon chick

Let me Know if yall can come better.
May 14th, 2008 at 12:24 pm

ticktock6 says:

It was when he missed the two free throws. Not sure if you can entirely blame that on the sign– he’s missed a lot of free throws this series. I was sitting right behind and to the right of that guy… the sign was taken away shortly afterward, but it was a hilarious moment. Classless? Maybe slightly, but I think it’s OK since she’s a person in the public eye. It’s not like it’s a private photo.
May 14th, 2008 at 12:25 pm

yallallreadyknow says:

black: stacey dash (damn…she still got it)
white: none. them bitches don’t age well
mex: salma hayek and/or roslyn sanchez
asian: lucy liu (freckles are cute and she got curves)

honorable mention:
anyone except tila tequila….yuck!
May 14th, 2008 at 12:31 pm

Star Jones says:

I don’t think it is to personal … I can’t wait for someone to make a BIG sign of me and hold it up for Dwayne in Miami!
May 14th, 2008 at 12:32 pm

Damon says:

black: megan good
white:nicole scherzinger
mex: agree on eva mendez

for me, jessica alba is a ten, don’t know where she “belongs”
May 14th, 2008 at 12:35 pm

Damon says:

@yallallreadyknow:
yeah, don’t know why everybody digs tila tequila, her body is aight, but her face, not so much…
May 14th, 2008 at 12:40 pm

nick says:

i agree with damon’s list. vida gotta be in there as well but not sure where she fits either.
May 14th, 2008 at 12:42 pm

yallallreadyknow says:

oh yeah…
i met (err…tried to meet) meghan good in fl a few yrs ago for her bday party.
shorty is drop dead gorgeous. beautiful as they come. my apologies for forgetting about her.

PS
her security team sucks. alls i wanted to do was lick her and they wouldnt let me get close…LMAO
May 14th, 2008 at 12:50 pm

Damon says:

@yallallreadyknow
“alls i wanted to do was lick her and they wouldnt let me get close”
haha,LMAO, funniest shit i have heard today.
I began recognizing her in stomp the yard, just amazing in those hot pants…
well, don’t wanna get too far…
May 14th, 2008 at 12:50 pm

YOUNGFED says:

@Damon
Stacey Dash definetly makes the list.
May 14th, 2008 at 12:51 pm

YOUNGFED says:

@Yall
who is megan good
May 14th, 2008 at 12:51 pm

yallallreadyknow says:

YOUNGFED–

you at caribana this yr in T-Dot or what?
May 14th, 2008 at 12:54 pm

yallallreadyknow says:

meghan good is a beautiful young black actress in hollywood.

shorty in ’stomp the yard’, but that some kiddie movie. nobody watched that junk

shorty was the leading lady in “waist deep” with that ashy lip black singer dude
May 14th, 2008 at 12:56 pm

yallallreadyknow says:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0328709/mediaindex
May 14th, 2008 at 1:04 pm

YOUNGFED says:

Oh Megan hot but not over Beyonce, Stacy Dash, Or Buffy, sorry Yall
May 14th, 2008 at 1:05 pm

Diego says:

Regarding Eva L. poster, Hilarious. Too personal? Depends on whether this is some store-bought poster Eva has peddled in the past. If so, should be absolutley no problem with it. (I’m having visions now of the old Farah Fawcett in the red one-piece swimsuit poster from my childhood days–showing my age. Wood.)

If this is something this guy photoshopped and hatched together, then I have a much bigger problem with it.
May 14th, 2008 at 1:07 pm

DaPro says:

@Fed
Kim K is decent but her face without the makeup isn’t that hot

Alicia Keys, Megan Good, Salma Hayek, Beyonce, Megan Fox (transformers) Vida Guerra, Tamia, Nia Long, LUcy Lui, Eva Mendez

Outschool Hall of Fame
Dash is certified Gold, Lisa Raye, Pam Grier, Salli Richardson

I left a few off but as more come to me I’ll post em
May 14th, 2008 at 1:08 pm

jadeofspades says:

its funny.. AND its personal. sooo might be in bad taste.. buttt since its not me, its funny.
May 14th, 2008 at 1:09 pm

Celts Fan says:

It’s funny and not too personal. They’re both famous, they’re both in the public eye, they both made a big deal of being engaged and did interviews last summer. This comes with the territory.
May 14th, 2008 at 1:21 pm

Damon says:

@youngfed
yes,stacey dash is also very nice.

@yallallreadyknow
you’re right, stomp the yard isn’t very good. but since i’m just in my 20’s and interested in dancing, i think its at least watchable
May 14th, 2008 at 1:22 pm

YOUNGFED says:

@DaPro
KK is hot hands down I saw here in person at the MGM Grand here. So please believe it. lol
Also Stacey dash is Eternal so I wouldn’t put her in an old school group. She’s probably 40 and I definetly go all out on that one. But good call on that Transformers chick and AK certified dime bizzles.
May 14th, 2008 at 1:23 pm

Dennis Castro says:

Yea, I’m with pretty much everyone else. It wasn’t her doing some kind of crazy act/pose, so it’s all in good fun.

Although, I might catch some hate for this, have you seen Eva without her 5 lbs of makeup? Not very appealling. She’s good looking because of her makeup, to be considered top 5 you’ve got to look good natually to me.

Yes to Stacey Dash, but do you guys remember Sofia Vergara back in the day? WOW.
May 14th, 2008 at 1:24 pm

YOUNGFED says:

Damn Damon, “Gangsta’s don’t dance, We boogie” -Snoop Dogg. Man Say it ain’t So pimpin’. lol
May 14th, 2008 at 1:28 pm

YOUNGFED says:

@Dapro
If you saw the KK and RAY J Flick you would be feelin’ me on KK. I feelin her like that until I saw that monkey….ummmmm I mean body. lol
May 14th, 2008 at 1:33 pm

DaPro says:

I saw it Young, don’t get it twisted brotha I’d put in work, no question.

I just dig the natural beauty a lil more. But in her case I got one night only….
May 14th, 2008 at 1:41 pm

Damon says:

@YOUNGFED
“Gangsta’s don’t dance, We boogie”
LOL.
my bad, of course I meant boogie.
BTW, hip hop is great,even though I’m not feelin that gangsta thing that much(you should see those “gangsta rappers” here in germany, just hilarious those idiots
May 14th, 2008 at 1:47 pm

YOUNGFED says:

I can believe it Damon. I ain’t Gangsta no more either, more just real pimpish now.
May 14th, 2008 at 2:02 pm

Damon says:

lol, being gangsta is a notch much imo. pimpish, never heard that one, buts fits in nicely
May 14th, 2008 at 2:19 pm

yallallreadyknow says:

when did germany get computers?
May 14th, 2008 at 2:20 pm

Damon says:

lol, got mine yesterday
May 14th, 2008 at 2:58 pm

geographically correct says:

okay okay, so as a latin woman i MUST MUST MUST correct you slobbering fools on the ethnicity of some of the aforementioned “mexican” chicks… and yes i do agree they are gorgeous… of course, they’re latin…

Eva Mendes (and yes that’s with an S) – Cuban, like the sandwich
Roslyn Sanchez – Boricua, like the parade

we’re not all mexican you know
May 14th, 2008 at 3:10 pm

Damon says:

i’m sry for the ignorance. i’ know eva mendes(sometimes with a Z) is cuban, just got caught up in the system…
May 14th, 2008 at 3:20 pm

Diego says:

Jennifer Lopez is still numero uno in my book.
May 14th, 2008 at 3:23 pm

geographically correct says:

@Damon
it’s alright my man, i know you men get all kinds of excited when you start talkin bout the latinas! lol!
May 14th, 2008 at 4:00 pm

Star Jones says:

Latinas can’t touch me!
May 14th, 2008 at 4:11 pm

djKianoosh says:

lol, thanks for setting it straight, geographically correct.

JLO is great, so is hayek, shakira, eva mendes… girl from crouching tiger, yummy.

seems like all the mixed girls are just hotter.. bottom line, more mixing in the gene pool usually works out for the best. can I get a Brasilian-Persian-Chinese mix please? that would be phenomenal. any combination of latina-middle eastern-asian really would be fine with me. not being picky, i’m flexible.
May 14th, 2008 at 4:13 pm

GEE...I seen her yesterday but still I had to let her pass says:

Black: Paula Patton, Deelishis, Nona Gaye, Taraji Henson, Garcelle Beauvais, Tamala Jones and Laila Ali

White: Jessica Biel, Alba and Simpson

Other: Salma Hayek, Halle Berry, Debora Cox and Layla El
May 14th, 2008 at 4:19 pm

DaPro says:

Gee I know Deelishis has certain assests that we all luv but it’s something about the “hoe swagger” that I don’t feel. I’d still go just saying is all

@ geographically correct

most of us don’t know any better but we need physical proof of your ethnicity sweetheart. I’d be more than happy to view pics of you since I have an eye for this sort of thing lol
May 14th, 2008 at 4:20 pm

DaPro says:

@ Dime Family

How could I forget Sanaa Lathaan

and good looking on Paula PAtton
May 14th, 2008 at 4:23 pm

GEE...I seen her yesterday but still I had to let her pass says:

Got to throw a hood rat up in the mix. Well former hood rat I guess.

Anyway she just my type of hype!
May 14th, 2008 at 4:27 pm

DaPro says:

Nasty and thick yeah no doubt

I would’nt wife her(im lying) but damn she got some clydesdale in her blood

I ain’t made at u Gee

I like the Sanaa LAthan type . i like exotic looking women too like Chilli with azz.
May 14th, 2008 at 4:42 pm

GEE...I seen her yesterday but still I had to let her pass says:

No doubt Sanaa is real nice with it.

I am just so in shock no chose

LaWanda Page.

Watch OUT SUCKA!
May 14th, 2008 at 4:43 pm

Dave says:

It’s definitely out of line. The Hornets shouldn’t have allowed that in. She is the man’s wife, out of bounds.
May 14th, 2008 at 5:05 pm

yallallreadyknow says:

geographically correct

“boricua, like the parade”

what is this nonesense?…when did PRs start getting their own parades?
May 14th, 2008 at 5:26 pm

djKianoosh says:

yall, the New York City Puerto Rican Day Parade. you never heard of it?
May 14th, 2008 at 5:51 pm

yallallreadyknow says:

figures a BS city like NY would give all ricans they own street parade
nonesense.

starring who: fat joe and carlos arroyo?
nonesense.
May 14th, 2008 at 6:29 pm

djKianoosh says:

lol… actually fat joe is probably an MC at the parade.. haha..

anyway there’s a LOT of nuyoricans so of course they’ll have their own parade
May 14th, 2008 at 6:54 pm

doc says:

Its a rican day parade in Philly too and that shit be poppin.I will ball up every chick yall named here.
May 14th, 2008 at 9:34 pm

SAS Sizzle says:

Carmen Electra used to be the baddest around

Stacey Dash fans (playboy shots):
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://jasmynecannick.typepad.com/jasmynecannickcom/images/dash_2_1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://jasmynecannick.typepad.com/jasmynecannickcom/2006/07/arts_entertainm_2.html&h=312&w=312&sz=87&hl=en&start=21&um=1&tbnid=_UqD4g1CUc0jJM:&tbnh=117&tbnw=117&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dstacey%2Bdash%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official
May 15th, 2008 at 10:36 am

VQ says:

White chick: Megan Fox
Black chick: Gabrielle Union
Mixed chick: Jessica Alba?
Latina chick: Sofia Vergara or Mayra Veronica hands down
May 15th, 2008 at 10:39 am

VQ says:

oh i forgot dem WWE divas be fly too: melina, mickey james, maria, maryse DAYMN
May 15th, 2008 at 8:07 pm

Desrat says:

@post #55
It’s called hybrid vigor and it is true that the more mixing of the gene pool the better. Think about a mule, the strength and pound for pound power of a donkey put into the size of horse. Of course there ain’t no breeds with humans, just artificially created races, but the larger the gene pool is that created the two strands of chromosomes that make a embryo the more likely the dominate traits will be selected. For a specialty breeding program, like say for a tall dude that can jump, the less helpful a large gene pool is. To creat the ultimate person, i.e. disease resistant, smart, strong all around good traits, a larger gene pool would be desirable. I think that when it comes to people selecting mates the bigger the gene pool in the individual the more likely they are going to be attractive, because attraction is just an extension of our biological imperative to spawn.

Plus mixed ethnicity chicks just rock.