oh, which player do i ‘HATE’?? too easy. John Amaechi.
followed by doug christie and rick fox.

lots of players i dislike but none with the same passion as those three.

1. Spurs & Ginobili especially – playin as truly machines, ugly, awful, whining, stupid faces …
Others in no particular order:
- Utah Jazz – dirty
- Nowitzki – hate everything German-being-or-look-like – you americans cannot understand it, I am from Europe… **** all nazis.
- Varejao – ugly flopper
- Heinsohn – everything green
- AI – overacting player, also cannot understand you americans why to admire him
- Glen Davis – looks dumb to me
- Jarret Jack – ugly
- Mike Brown – no place for coach in da L who runs over and over the same play – everything to lebron
- game sounds (effects) during games – especially when CP3 scores – awfullllllll
- media and the NBA – needing to make some1 to love (Bron, Wade, now Paul)
- Mark Stein – egocentric, priggish

im a lakers and kobe fan… hehe…

here’s my list:
amare – arrogance, done nothing but score, bynum owns this guy and hates the lakers because we are beating their ass
bell – face
shaq – arrogance
bron – overhyped, and always with the tomahawk dunk, cmon man!
cp3 – i dont knw
melo – face
dirk – i dont knw
luke walton – can hit a js
mike d antoni – whines too much
cuban – annoying
kmart – face and arrogance, done nothing
antoine walker – face when he whines with a foul call
marbury – done nothin
arenas – so full of himself
david west – face when whines with a call
KG – he hypes himself up but chokes in the last minute, i respect his play though

Wade, Melo (especially him because he’s bigger and faster than everyone that guards him, or he guards), Stat, Iverson, Ridnour, and Nash (but at least they’re small), and lots more. Play D- that’s how you win.

I hate ref’s super exaggerated calls, like they’re reffing a damn WWE match or some garbage. Do they get judged on their pelvic thrust on blocking calls? I just hate refs. They are the reason people flop, because they call that garbage. Just call what you see, if you miss it, you miss it, but don’t call something that you think happened – idiot.

I hate the new WNBA add campaign. What ish-hole came up with that dumb jack? “She wouldn’t say that?” Shut up. I don’t even get that – what in the hell is it saying? Someone please help me?

Taking three steps after a foul and getting continuation – if you travel, you shouldn’t count the bucket. I run an open gym, and every idiot is trying to get away with this, it’s killing the game. Do you know how much easier hoops is when you can travel? I hate traveling.

I hate the “new” flagrant fouls. They are normal tough fouls. Get off the floor, shoot a couple shots, and that’s it. Dumb. If people weren’t so floppy that garbage wouldn’t get called.

Vin Baker – are you done getting paid yet you fat son of a bitch? Max contract? 6’10″ and can hit a 13 footer – should that constitute a max deal?

I hate Shawn Kemp’s sex-ed teacher.

Karl Malone is a dick. Completely ignores his son, takes pictures with his daughter because she’s a hooper – made babbies with a just-new-teen when he was in the league. Good player though.

I hate every super-athletic 2/3/4 when they settle for jump shots. You lazy sacks, layins are always a higher percentage. I love KG’s D, but he’s almost always faster and more athletic than the guy guarding him – go to the hoop. LeBron needs to shoot 20 free-throws a game, if he doesn’t, he’s being lazy. Wade, go to the hoop. Carmelo, your settling for jumpers is just as pathetic as your right cross. T-Mac, you are longer and quicker than almsot anyone, to the hoop! Kobe and Mike, they both go to the hoops, and their teams are better because of it. Jump shots are for Steve Kerr, John Paxon, Del Curry, Danny Marjle, Ainge, Korver, and Craig Hodges (among many others) – not super stars with more athleticism in their feet than most of us have in our bodies.

Carmelo’s lazy ace is killing me though. He plays like every “too good to care” kid that makes coaching tough.

But I love a lot of these guys too – most of them are why I watch this game. I just can’t stand some of the things they do. I hate that they can be so great and then play so stupid.

This is funny stuff, fellas, thanks for a good long read!