Kobe Bryant has an Impostor
Was that really Mamba? (photo. Chris Sembrot)Who was that guy wearing #24 for the Lakers last night, and what did he do with Kobe Bryant? Going from one extreme to the next, Bizarro Mamba posted a super-efficient 26 points on just 10 field-goal attempts (he was 13-for-17 at the stripe) to give L.A. the series lead, one game after jacking about 672 shots in his last outing. Back at Staples for Game 5, Kobe wasn’t his normal self — the back injury forced him to conserve his energy and limit his movement to an extent, so even between plays you didn’t see all the demonstrative behavior with refs and teammates, even on a couple occasions when Lamar Odom (22 pts, 11 rebs) and Pau Gasol (21 pts, 6 rebs, 8 asts, 4 blks) committed some turnovers that would typically send Kobe into a mini-fit … Gasol and L.O. made up for those mistakes, though, with some big plays in the fourth. Odom crowned Mehmet Okur on a baseline dunk via a nice dish by Gasol, and Pau got a dunk off an offensive board with about 20 seconds left that was the dagger … Like the two previous games in L.A., the Jazz came back from what initially looked like a blowout on the back of Deron Williams, but could never hit the shots they needed to gain the lead, while the Lakers made the right plays down the stretch. Deron was incredible, though, putting up 27 points and 10 dimes and making some unreal shots, buckets that beat the shot clock and ones with guys draped all over him. If you haven’t noticed, Deron has officially taken over as Utah’s marquee player. Matter of fact, can we switch his half-a-face with Carlos Boozer’s half-a-face in those “There Can Only Be One” ads that are split-screened with Kobe? … Is it just us or is Phil Jackson sounding more like homeboy from Sling Blade every day? … Candace Parker and Lisa Leslie were sitting together at courtside. If you’re gonna watch only one WNBA game this year, you need to watch the Sparks when those two are on the floor together … Look, we love Ray Charles and everything, but “Hit the Road Jack” came out in 1961. It’s REALLY past the time for sports teams to find another song to play when someone fouls out. It doesn’t have to be “Move, B****!” or anything that abrasive, but can we get something from the last, say, 30 years? … LeBron James keeps saying that a playoff series doesn’t start until someone wins on the road. But if that’s the case, than he’s staring down elimination in a series that hasn’t even tipped off yet. The Celtics defended homecourt again in yesterday’s Game 5, withstanding an early outburst by LeBron (23 points in the first half) with a big run to close out the second quarter and another spurt in the third that put them up for good … Ray Allen (11 pts, 4-for-11 FG’s) still struggled, but aside from that this was the first time in what seemed like a long time that the Celtics looked like the Celtics we saw during the regular season. Paul Pierce brought it on both ends of the floor, dropping 29 points and stepping up his D on LeBron (35 pts) in the second half, while Kevin Garnett contributed 26 points and 16 boards. The real star, however, was Rajon Rondo (20 pts, 13 asts, 2 stls, 2 blks). He was making open jumpers (including two threes), getting to the hole at will and making great decisions with the ball (one turnover). Rondo attached himself to Delonte West’s hip to the point where he could barely get the ball past midcourt sometimes, and got one sick rejection on Delonte that sent him to the floor … On one of the last crucial possessions of the game, Boston had the ball and a five-point lead with about 30 seconds left. Cleveland wasn’t fouling yet, and after KG forced a jumper, the long rebound came to where Wally Szczerbiak and Ray had a shot at it. Wally got about 3 inches off the ground; had he gone 6 inches, maybe Ray wouldn’t have taken the ball and the Cavs might have had a chance … LeBron in the post-game about Game 6 in Cleveland, when asked if the Cavs were now desperate: “We know it’s a win-or-go-home situation. We’ve got to approach it that way. We’re a very good team at home. But a LeBron James team is never desperate.” … The Celtics’ obnoxious pre-game fireworks show (Do you really have to do it before EVERY game?) forced Delonte and Ben Wallace, dealing with respective eye and dizziness issues, to hang back in the locker room until it was over. And check out Delonte’s quote: “It’s hard to play this game with one eye unless you’re a pirate.” Right … Spotted in the crowd: Jay-Z (where’s the diss track aimed at Garnett’s boy Styles P?), Beyonce, some of the New England Patriots and Seth from Superbad … With the Pistons awaiting an opponent and about to embark on their sixth straight Eastern Conference Finals, we asked on DimeMag.com, “Could each of Detroit’s ‘Big Four’ be The Man on another team?” Check out our answer and your answers HERE … Our Lifestyle Editor, Christian Grant-Fields, went to an event last night put on by Casio. Spike Lee was there and when he was asked about the Mike D’Antoni hire for the Knicks, Spike said, “I wanted Mark Jackson for the job, but D’Antoni is the coach and I wish him the best. I hope he does a great job.” Not exactly a ringing endorsement, but at least that chat went better than this one … Did you catch Avery Johnson joining the crew in the TNT studio? We totally wouldn’t mind if Avery stayed out of the coaching game for a minute and he and Charles Barkley had a show where they just talked about whatever for an hour every day … We’re out like the fireworks …
May 15th, 2008 at 3:03 am
marcus says:
numero uno amigos!
May 15th, 2008 at 3:20 am
Alex B says:
first. GO LAKERS
May 15th, 2008 at 3:35 am
tealish says:
I can’t hear what Avery says half the time, so no - keep him out of the booth. I don’t want to hear some raspy white noise; give that man a coaching job.
May 15th, 2008 at 3:37 am
Chosen says:
the jazz just couldnt buy a clutch bucket the whole game. deron was going crazy, okur was open 24/6 but missing and the laker where giving away rebounds to anyone that walked in the paint after a shot. they wont be able to get that physical with booz in utah so LA might still be in trouble if they dont sharpen up.
i think if tony parker doesnt get flowing shooting wise in game 6 then it might be the end of the spurs. maybe coach pop will try and put manu in as the point but as long as the hornets can keep him on the perimeter he wont be so much of threat. excpect a big game from timmy d, if not, he might get into early foul trouble if byron puts bonsi, paul, and pargo flying to the rim and duncan wants to play big…dynasty shmnasty
May 15th, 2008 at 3:41 am
bill says:
lol at people calling 1st but missing out
May 15th, 2008 at 3:45 am
bill says:
Any chance of an oden update.
Hope he is working with David Robinson.
So who thinks Oden will be awesome?
Injury plagued Sam Bowie?
May 15th, 2008 at 3:58 am
JHov says:
“A Lebron James team is never desperate”(qoute from LBJ’s press conference) lol! Well what about Mike Brown’s team? Cause they are about to go home! As for the LakeShow..I’m glad Phil has confidence in the “Machine” but Sasha was 1-11!!! Kid almost shot them out of it! They shoulda went back to “Slalom” Radmanovic! Lakers in 6!
May 15th, 2008 at 3:59 am
2 Easy says:
The Jazz are making it hard to root for them. I do it cause of Deron mainly but when they have WIDE OPEN shots in a game thats extremely close and important they need to bury them. Their professionals for a reason. I credit a lot of those misses to the Laker D though. Due to their length Pau & Odom are messing up Boozer somethin fierce but per usual Deron is strapping them to his back and carrying them back.
Can someone win on the road? Orlando threw away game 5 in my opinion so that barely counts but seriously are we looking at 3 game 7’s? Im still confused as to why everyone on Boston looks so shook come crunch time. I thought Posey was Tony Allen out there when he made that terrible pass to Rondo that West caught like a safety who had been standing in the middle of the field. The Celts are lucky they won that game cause lord knows they tried to give it to Cleveland.
On a side not Chuck was killin Ernie lol I love messin wit the nerd lmao Ah he takes so much abuse
May 15th, 2008 at 5:24 am
Borgs says:
This is very trivial, really, but there’s nothing wrong with ‘Hit the Road, Jack!’ as the exit song for a fouled-out player. Just because it’s nearly 50 years-old doesn’t mean it’s not right. If anyone saw the UEFA Cup final yesterday, the PA played a bar of Foo Fighters’ ‘Best of You’ chorus, with Dave Grohl shouting “is someone getting the best, the best…. etc.” as the trophy was raised, instead of the old staple - ‘We Are the Champions’ by Queen. It was lame, and proof that modern does not equal excellence.
Deron Williams as the Jazz’s franchise guy is old news; he became the lead guy last regular season. By the by, is anyone need a bruising power forward from Alaska? Kevin O’Connor wants to know.
May 15th, 2008 at 5:26 am
Borgs says:
Oh, I nearly forgot: watch the WNBA?! Hahahahahaha!
Good one.
‘Expect great’ (and you’ll be sorely disappointed.)
May 15th, 2008 at 6:17 am
YOUNGFED says:
Top 3 Whitest NBA Cities
1.) Boston (Not one black person at the Game yesterday, thats not my observation thats the chick I wit.)
2.) Utah (Zero blacks in the whole city)
3.) Denver (I mite be wrong bout them, but we all know thats a rarity wit me)
HonorableMention: San Antone
BTW How many damn time did Delonte West slip and fall yesterday I mean really get some new shoes guy.
@YallAllreadyknow
Naw Bruh I probably wont make it to Caribana this year the wifey graduatin’ from med school and should be home pretty soon. So It’s a Wrap!! Or how u say, LOCKDOWN. But Fuk it, it is what it is.
May 15th, 2008 at 6:27 am
sans says:
Dime, you don’t even rep the women’s game when they’re in season, why now?
Rondo was nuts last night. 9 months ago, I thought Delonte was the better player, but playing around so many HOFers must have rubbed off on Rondo (or Doc really is amazing). I want Cleveland to win so bad I can taste it. Is it possible for Lebron to strap on a cape and slap home another 20 piecing? I can only hope and dream.
May 15th, 2008 at 6:28 am
Damon says:
“A Lebron James team is never desperate”
This guy is really getting on my nerves with his 3rd person talking. is he trying to be funny or is he just that in love with himself and his knickname. can’t hear that shit no more
May 15th, 2008 at 6:54 am
YOUNGFED says:
I’m kinda bored at work so check me out.
YoungFizzle Rhyme of The Day:
“Flows outta this world, so I’m in orbit.
So much doe, hoes chasin’ me like Norbit.
A New car come out and I’m up in it.
So hot ya girl want me in her mouth like her dentist.” -YoungFed Mixtape 2009
May 15th, 2008 at 7:24 am
Name required says:
Youngfag - pretty sure no girl really wants a dentist in her mouth so yeah that sounds pretty accurate
May 15th, 2008 at 7:26 am
Name required says:
Sorry i meant young-hova
May 15th, 2008 at 7:27 am
YOUNGFED says:
lol
May 15th, 2008 at 7:36 am
AK47 says:
“Early in the fourth quarter we had about the closest thing possible to a double-whitewash”
What’s the point in saying this? If the league was mostly white, would you point out when 10 black players are on the court? I don’t think you would…
But this is America so you always to bring the race factor.
May 15th, 2008 at 7:51 am
The Jed says:
I’ll say it again, and most of my boys continue to hate, Doc has done a great job with this team (for the most part). His substitutions (PJ, Baby, lack of Cassell) were right on and his halftime speach about the extra pass played a huge role in the way the team move the rock in the very dominant 3rd.
May 15th, 2008 at 8:05 am
the_don_mega says:
ayt…
here’s my rhyme of the day…
“bow down, give respect for i be the king of kings
don’t need no fancy crown, no shiny blingy-blings…all over
and y’all should be ready for the takeover
we shinin’ from the top, so b***h just bend-over
The name’s puppet, playin fo’ real the don mega
Callin’ up the shots, like my name’s craig sager…remember?”
-the don mega mixtape files…
May 15th, 2008 at 8:20 am
YOUNGFED says:
Thats whats up mega
May 15th, 2008 at 8:43 am
GEE...mute says:
Stern is supposedly going to cut down on the fireworks next year for pre-game intros and all.
Go Boston
Go L.A.
May 15th, 2008 at 8:49 am
Chuck...A source of knowldge for all says:
Sense we all doing ryhmes of the day, let me get mine in
“I’m a strategist I divide and conquer
No Nine Millimeter ryhmes only rocket launchers
every metaphor a divisive monster
causing dissension among enemy lines
now their hesitant and stalling
in the future they’ll be awful cautious
else the carnage viewed a leave em tossing sausage
haters dreaming of victory like the hawks in Boston
result of those dreams the condition of stephen hawking”
May 15th, 2008 at 8:54 am
YOUNGFED says:
Damn yall trying to bring the Fire today I see.
May 15th, 2008 at 8:55 am
YOUNGFED says:
Gee whats up I know you got some skills being from H-Town and all rep yo city pimpin’
May 15th, 2008 at 8:56 am
Chuck...A source of knowldge for all says:
@Gee
Stern needs to leave the league. Dude don’t know what he’s doing at all! He changes rules where the sh*t don’t matter! I could care less if players where suits or not, I could give a f*ck less about firework intro’s either.He needs to change that fouling away from the ball crap, and the way these freakin contracts are structured, and pattern contracts after the way the NFL does it. guaranteed money up front, being able to fire em if they don’t produce afterwords.
May 15th, 2008 at 9:00 am
todd says:
“And check out Delonte’s quote: ‘It’s hard to play this game with one eye unless you’re a pirate.’ ”
D-West’s new nickname: spaceman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxGz6_23tUo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6nmHflqcAo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uT8GrhTIYs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC95AnQzTh0
May 15th, 2008 at 9:09 am
srb says:
Paul Pierce is the greatest player to ever touch a basketball
May 15th, 2008 at 9:18 am
the_don_mega says:
@Chuck…
that’s a nice rhyme u got there… same goes for YOUNGFED…
let’s christen this smack as…
THE DAILY RHYME…
lol…
May 15th, 2008 at 9:21 am
PALakerFan says:
Lebron is now officially on the dickhead list. If Kobe referred to himself that way, people would be having a shit-fit!!! I love to see Boston fans suffer but Lebron can suck it after that bullshit. Go Weak Ass Celts!
By the way, can the Celts even keep the next series close enough to get the advantage of poor calls? They’re playing so crappy and everyone knows KG can’t take Rasheed for some reason. I know Stern and the L want Celts-Lakers but Boston better kick it into high gear or they definitely won’t get past Detroit.
May 15th, 2008 at 9:27 am
Mike says:
11,14,17,21,24 & 25,
What language is that? Have you been administered some sort of enema that’s causing your brain to degenerate? A slow-acting bovine encephalitis, perhaps? I’m sure I lose IQ points reading your musings. Actually, it’s tough just getting past the second sentence without stepping outside for a cigarette and a think about the future of a society in which you might actually reproduce. And I don’t smoke. Good luck with the recovery, anyway.
May 15th, 2008 at 9:28 am
Chuck...A source of knowldge for all says:
@srb
That statement you made was so ridiculous it isn’t even worthy of being entertained! LMAO!!
But I will just because I’m a a*shole, and I hope you were joking, or just trying to get a rise out of someone. Or else you are just plain a*s crazy!!!
May 15th, 2008 at 9:29 am
PALakerFan says:
Early 4th was the closest you’ll ever see to 10 white guys on the floor at once. Lakers - Farmar, Vujacic, Walton, Radmonovic, Gasol. Jazz - Williams, Korver, Harpring, Kirilenko, Okur. I know Farmar and Williams are technically white, but based on skin color it looked like the 50’s out there. You couldn’t help but notice it. That’d be like 10 black guys in hockey.
BTW…I can’t stand Walton anymore. He spends the whole game either fouling the white guy he’s covering, turning the ball over, overpassing, or missing shots. If his name was Luke Smith, he’d be out of the league.
May 15th, 2008 at 9:32 am
Mike says:
Paul Pierce is the greatest player to ever touch a bandana and nunchuckas.
May 15th, 2008 at 9:52 am
Big V says:
Who told you that Deron is technically white?
May 15th, 2008 at 10:06 am
YOUNGFED says:
@Mike
“KILL YO SELF”….lame
I am the Future of Society, Punk.
May 15th, 2008 at 10:18 am
the_don_mega says:
ei FED…
watcha think of the pistons’ chances with chauncey not 100%…
May 15th, 2008 at 10:23 am
YOUNGFED says:
Come on Mega you know what it is. Detroit allday, plus Chauncey got plenty time to rest if you ain’t noticed. lol. Seriously though i’d much rather play the Celts than the Cavs/Refs and Lebron. Get my drift.
May 15th, 2008 at 10:30 am
Chuck...A source of knowldge for all says:
@YOUNGFED
LMAO!!! @Post36
That sh*t definitely needed to be said.
@Gee
Dang, you all quiet today. I know yo a*s ain’t workin! LMAO!!!
@Amar and Dave
I see Amar and Dave super quiet today too.
Especially after dave gave them wack a*s predictions. I told you Kobe was gone stomp that a*s like a mud pie!
It’s all love though Dave, you know I gotta talk crazy when the jazz lose , you be pumpin em up too much. That’s why I hope San Antonion loses tonight, so I can talk sh*t to rangerjohn 2morrow!! LMAO!!
May 15th, 2008 at 10:59 am
PALakerFan says:
Oops, my bad. I meant to say Deron and Jordan are not technically white, but they’re some pretty white brothas.
May 15th, 2008 at 11:11 am
Kermit Washington says:
@ Borgs
“Expect Great - And you’ll be sorely disappointed”?!?!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh snap that was dumb funny!
May 15th, 2008 at 11:30 am
the_don_mega says:
guess ur right FED..
but i think with or without mr. bigshot…
they be eatin’ the gang green alive…
May 15th, 2008 at 11:41 am
K Dizzle says:
Sasha Vujacic almost made it to the bonehead hall of fame. Takin a t in the final minutes when you hangin on to a 5 point lead is junk even the league’s finest don’t pull. Remember when Kobe pulled the no-shot 4th quarter versus Phoenix and he was gettin shit on for quittin, last night was redemption. Vujacic was doin his best John Starks finals impression, but Gasol bailed him out. Glad to see Farmar hit shots last night, dude was like the kid who been gettin bullied forever who just had enough cuz Deron been killin him
Updated top 5 floor leaders in no order:
Paul, DWill, Fish, Parker, Rondo
One more thing, @ post 31, it’s called english with a lil flava, but you would see that if your dome wasn’t wegded so far up your a**
May 15th, 2008 at 11:46 am
YOUNGFED says:
Thank You K-Dizzle, this dude Mike act like we un-”edumacated” in here. lol. He better recognize that this is a working man or college cat site now. No dead beats round here.
May 15th, 2008 at 11:55 am
YOUNGFED says:
Oh BTW K-Dizzle you out yo Damn Mine!!!! puttin’ Rondo over Chauncey as one of the Top 5 floor leaders WTF man WTF. lol
May 15th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
The King says:
Lebron James is not worried about a Game 6. Lebron James does great under pressure. Lebron James is going to get his waves touched up for Game 6.
May 15th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Austin Burton says:
LeBron is starting to sound like Joe Horn.
May 15th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
doc says:
At least bron dont lie.It is a bron James team.Aint no disputing that.Kobe played good on some fall back shit last night.He knew they wasnt taking no L at home.Who gave LO some heart pills.He must have seen the Wizard this year because he play with heart and passion now.
May 15th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
doc says:
Im suprised Marvin Williams aint get shot yet in atl.If I was a fan everytime I seen D-Will or CP3 on TV I would be heartbroken.
May 15th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Austin Burton says:
They don’t blame Marvin Williams as much as they blame Billy Knight.
May 15th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
word says:
bostonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn what
and fuck avery’s country ass ain’t have no purpose on that shit his speech is overly annoying, mike brown talks wack too
May 15th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Oscarisalakerfan says:
Go LAkers!!!!!WOOOOOOOO
May 15th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
GEE...mute says:
Chuck funny lol.
I actually had to do some things that pulled me away today. I am back though pimpin.
What I miss.. only 50 suntin …not to much.
Chuck I agree that Sterny is trying to do to much. I am thinking ..ok you gone start messin with Pyrotechs now? Stern come on your reaching homey.
Anyway I see a false impression has been created that I should clear up.
YOUNG I AM NOT FROM OR IN HOUSTON HOMEY! LOL
I was born in Colorado..Mile High and CO Springs what up!
Lived in: Detroit, Milwaukee, Atlanta, N.C. and currently in Alabama and love it.
Always been a Houston fan though. Started with enjoying the Dream and been a fan eva since.
May 15th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
YOUNGFED says:
Damn Guess that why you can’t rhyme then. lol. It’s kinda backwoods in the Bama but I guess it could be hype.
May 15th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
GEE...mute says:
Forget salt in ya wound, Imma pour in acid.
My flow is rather hard, while yo whole style is flacid.
& I can get waaaaay more drastic,
Shoot you for the fun of it, to see you get all spastic.
Please know Imma hazard ya bastard.
Lets redo slavery and let the blacks be the masters.
Don’t say that GEE you will offend some that listen.
I’ll knock em out on the ground and use their ear to piss in.
Extremely gifted, yet indignant when I spit it.
Tell J-ho forget weed, my words will get him lifted.
GEE 2
May 15th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
GEE...mute says:
I love it. Sure it’s not like NY or ATL or something but I enjoy the pace and how laid back it all is. LOL @ backwoods.. I’ll be dat.
Hahahah
May 15th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
GEE...mute says:
http://www.mediatakeout.com/23628/mma_blockbuster_deal_mike_tyson_to_sign_contract_to_fight_internet_fighter_kimbo_slice.html
Supposedly Kimbo Slice (George Karl’s favorite) and Mike Tyson might get it on!
May 15th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Chuck...A source of knowldge for all says:
@GEE
Naw man you live in Alabama, you gotta talk about 22’s and hoes and guns and stuff. You can’t use metaphors and allegories man, rich boy don’t use metaphors. LOL!!!
May 15th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
YOUNGFED says:
lol at that rhyme Gee you start kinda slow but killed it in the end player.
May 15th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
YOUNGFED says:
Rhymes of the day Award goes to
1.)YoungFed (Just cause I’m the Hot Fizzle)
2.)GEE/Chuck (yall gotta do a tie breaker)
3.) Don Mega (sorry rhyme was hot but they got you mega)
May 15th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
GEE...mute says:
LOL Chuck naw shaaaawwwty.
Throw some D’s lol
YOUNG preshate it.
Is Kendall Gil still boxing DIME?
May 15th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
chris says:
we have 20 semifinal playoff games in the book this year, and the home team has won 19 -not too radical a departure to pick la in 7, no in 7, boston in 7, is it? so did detroit win in orlando cos they’re great even without billups (and i like sheed a lot), or cos orlando is the one team that didn’t quite deserve to be there? someone’s making a pile of cash off nba playoffs, mos def not the players, and its feeling more like wwf all the time.
technically white? kirilenko and okur maybe, but almost all north americans and south americans are mixed (genetic testing does not lie), and have been for a long time, regardless of how ‘technically’ white, or whatever, they look like. keep that sh*t outta here, please.
May 15th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
GEE...mute says:
DIME does anyone flow in office or do you all have freestyle sessions.
YOUNG why don’t the rest of the room decide. Don might have been the hottest for what the room is lookin for.
Surely more cats can flow than just 4 out of all the dudes that post?
Hey YOUNG what NBA player has the best flow? A.I?
May 15th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Mike says:
The Lakers series is a great example why it’s hard to take the NBA under Stern’s rule seriously. It’s one thing if all the games in a series are called evenly, but it’s so blatantly obvious that the refs are letting the Lakers big men get away with a lot of contact in the lane, and then calling cheap fouls on Okur, Boozer, and Harpring on the other end. It’s ridiculous. Soft Gasol woudl have never been able to get away with his flopping in Memphis…but he can now.
May 15th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
GEE...mute says:
it’s quiet?
May 15th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Chuck...A source of knowldge for all says:
@Gee
I know, man I feel like it’s friday. You can tell people are winding down everywhere like Armeggedon is approaching or soemthing. LOL!!
Every body is all quiet at work too, I’m like WTF is going on? Do I need to go home? Is someone going to shoot up the work space? LMAO!!
May 15th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
SAS Sizzle says:
@Mike - I don’t know why you would come to a hip-hop oriented basketball blog and talk trash about these folks’ language, but I do agree with you on the Lakers game…it’s called HOME-COOKIN’. So here’s your flow for the day sir:
“I’m a white boy but my neck is red,
I put miracle whip on my wonder bread.” - Scary Movie 3
May 15th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
isotope says:
what?
y’all rhyming in this piece? Can i get in? or is it too late?
May 15th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
SAS Sizzle says:
Doesn’t matter Isotope b/c YF will declare himself winner of the MC Battle, hehe
May 15th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
SAS Sizzle says:
I just freestyle on the drums, check this out:
Boom - Chik, ba-boom boom - Chik,
Boom - Chik, ba-boom boom - Chik,
Abbada abbada Chik, ba-boom boom Chik
badadadadada badadadadada badadadadada, *SPLASH*
Get some fool!
May 15th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Icy says:
Hey Williams did get a split screen with new dialog. It was with Fisher though… I want to see a Harpring/Walton one now. The NBA, where white “hustle” players happen
May 15th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
Diego says:
Harpring’s not bad. He’s just been in the league 10 years now, slowing down, and had some tough injures–like his co-ATL high school player of the year back in their day: Shareef Abdur-Raheem.
May 15th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
K Dizzle says:
Young
to be in the list of my “updated” top 5 floor leaders, you gotta be actually able to play so chauncey ain’t played in two and Rondo tore it up last night. Shoot, Stuckey’s ahead of him right now lol
At SAS
Home cookin’s lovely and there’s 6 other tams who gettin their fair share, which is why home records are 19-1 this round. Complainin about home cookin is like spurs fans complainin about floppin or jazz fans complainin about physical d, but I’m glad you see it clear. You about to get your home cookin in about 30 minutes
Peace