Kareem Never Could Kick Bruce Lee’s Ass
Karate Illustrated, circa 1970-somethingAt last night’s Draft Lottery taping at the NBA Entertainment Studios in Secaucus, N.J, the Dime crew was rubbing elbows with everyone from Dwyane Wade to Pat Riley to Larry Bird to Jay-Z. Still, one of the most entertaining parts of the night was when we spent a good 10 minutes staring at some of the walls in the building, which are decorated with images of tons of magazine covers from around the world featuring NBA players past and present. While it was weird seeing stuff like 18-year-old LeBron actually looking like a kid, the Phoenix Suns’ Indiana Hoosier-ish warm-up pants from the ’70s, and one ridiculous cover of Dr. J actually wearing medical scrubs and “operating” on a basketball, this Karate Illustrated cover featuring Bruce Lee and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar was too funny.
May 21st, 2008 at 10:56 am
the_don_mega says:
GAME OF DEATH!!!
May 21st, 2008 at 11:12 am
YOUNGFED says:
THE RETURN OF BRUCE LEROY!!!!
May 21st, 2008 at 11:16 am
GEE...Old skool plaiyas to new skool fools.. says:
Game of Death was THE ish! Loved it.
Kareem was nice with the feet in that movie lol. Cool *** shades and all.
Bruce took em alllll out. Jet Li should do a remake, and have Shaq’s big *** playing Kareems part….or Manut Bol lol!
May 21st, 2008 at 11:22 am
alex says:
shaq wouldn’t be able to lift his leg 6 inches man
May 21st, 2008 at 11:25 am
DaPro says:
Loved that movie. Wasn’t Kareem blind in the movie??
May 21st, 2008 at 11:35 am
GEE...Old skool plaiyas to new skool fools.. says:
lol alex, if you tell him he is going to play for a championship contending team if he does the movie he will get well.
May 21st, 2008 at 1:05 pm
SWAT says:
@Dapro in the original version that Bruce had intended to film, yes he was supposed to be light sensitive, which is why he wore the shades. Unfortunately, in the version that everyone has seen is a terribly reshot and redone film by Raymond Chow made soley to profit from the man’s name. The only part of that movie that is somewhat true is the last 15-20 mins, the last fight scene. That last battle though is pretty much worth the crappy movie.
May 21st, 2008 at 1:08 pm
SWAT says:
@Youngfed-LMAO!! That is also a dope movie! Am i the meanest…SHO NUFF…am i the prettiest…SHO NUFF…am i the baddest mofo low down around this town..SHO NUFF! Classic!
May 21st, 2008 at 1:55 pm
rangerjohn says:
kareem actually trained jun fan gung foo and later studied the jeet kun do philosophies created by bruce.
as for shaq, he is a beast, he is a brown belt in gracie jiu jitsu under royce gracie, that is pretty scary. that guy will f a man up with little issue and it has nothing to do with size. (although that is a bonus)
bruce was actually an amazing martial artist and athlete and even if he lived today he would give some of the greatest fighters in the world a run. it is to bad he got mixed up in some real BS movies and all that crap.
May 21st, 2008 at 4:40 pm
GEE...Old skool plaiyas to new skool fools.. says:
I still think a remake could be fiya!
May 21st, 2008 at 6:21 pm
doc says:
well why barkley slam the shit out of him then.All them different names and bs stles dont mean shit if you cant fight.My style is called whipya asstill isee doodoocomefrom you.
May 21st, 2008 at 9:18 pm
Ding Dong the Hornets are Dead says:
Enter the Dragon was better. As great a fighter as he was, Bruce Lee was maligned by many of his contemporaries for selling out. The quality of his movies were not really his fault, he got bad advice. For all your tough talk, he still probably would go Kung Fu Panda on your @sses.