K.O.B.E. on the M.I.C.

NBA / Jun 4, 2008 / 4:13 pm

Remember this? Kobe Bryant on the mic, Tyra Banks on the hook. Not exactly The Game and Keyshia Cole, but they tried.

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26 Responses to “K.O.B.E. on the M.I.C.”

June 4th, 2008 at 4:16 pm

jimmhumm says:

Even Tyra can’t save this mess. KOBE is good on court but truely has no street cred at all.
June 4th, 2008 at 4:31 pm

Three Stacks says:

Kobe just tried too hard in too many aspects when he first got into the L.

I bet he looks back on this shit like I look back on the old home movies my parents have of me doing stupid shit like dancing in the kitchen when I was 6. That shit is embarassing.
June 4th, 2008 at 4:33 pm

jimmhumm says:

Lol dancing in the kitchen or late night in front of your parents guests Lol. “Go kobe go kobe, do your dance.”
June 4th, 2008 at 4:38 pm

Three Stacks says:

Just for the hell of it:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=IZSofwbDEGY

Gheorge Muresan commercial.
June 4th, 2008 at 4:39 pm

SWAT says:

Didnt dude try to rap on one of Brian Mcknight’s song’s too? Either way dude is DJ….DUMPSTER JUICE!! I don’t know who was more wack on the mic…C Webb, Kobe, or Artest? DJ DJ DJ!!
June 4th, 2008 at 4:42 pm

Celts Fan says:

Damn Austin, jacking RedsArmy.com (posted this yesterday) huh? haha this dude’s a clown. All I’ma say is MJ never woulda touched this crap…
June 4th, 2008 at 4:44 pm

Celts Fan says:

One thing I think we can ALL agree on is that NO ONE wants to see the Kobe/Shaq rivalry jump to freestyle battles…
June 4th, 2008 at 4:45 pm

Big Sia says:

the guy was beat boxing the beat for criminology…

probably the best part of the video

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q1kxZpyREdE
June 4th, 2008 at 4:56 pm

Kudabeen says:

Shaq at least had some songs I could listen to. The one with Black Though, one with Common, and it was one other, but Kobe was clearly mislead…

Dumpster Juice…LMAO
June 4th, 2008 at 5:01 pm

Kudabeen says:

Just watched it…

GAWD Awful!!

What is he talking about?? He woulda had a better chance not rapping in english at all!
June 4th, 2008 at 5:03 pm

Austin Burton says:

Kobe had a song with 50 Cent called “Thug Poet” that was gonna be on Kobe’s album.
June 4th, 2008 at 5:04 pm

Remy Nguyen says:

He was rapping or raping?

Either way he did a poor job.
June 4th, 2008 at 5:32 pm

Kudabeen says:

ouch…
June 4th, 2008 at 5:53 pm

SWAT says:

LOL!! STOP…THUG POET…WOW! Neither one of those dudes is a thug or a poet. PURE COMEDY!!
June 4th, 2008 at 5:58 pm

Chuck says:

is dude serious? LOL!!

All rappers want to be athletes and all athletes want to be rappers.

Kobe was on them drugs, fool know he can’t rap, but just gone embarrass himself.
And thug poet???? LOL!!! That’s just comical!1
June 4th, 2008 at 6:13 pm

Big Freeze says:

I don’t know who is worse, Kobe rapping or Master P playin ball…
June 4th, 2008 at 6:54 pm

Brandon Hoffman says:

Well, at least he was better than Shaq.

Shaquille O’Neal – My style my steelo

My style’s incognito
I’m sharper than a razor blade dressed up in a black tuxedo

Yo I Gets Busy, packs more Speed than K. Reeves
You best believe, my loot’s stacked up like a RuPaul weave
June 4th, 2008 at 6:58 pm

Brandon Hoffman says:

Shaquille O’Neal – Newark To CI

Watch this seven footer spit rhymes like a loogie
funked up like some doogie warrior just like sazuki

I flip my style like a pancake flipper
dive-dive dipper
let me pull up my zipper
June 4th, 2008 at 8:46 pm

Jerry says:

wow can’t watch, will not watch

ok what’s worse, this or Kazaam???
June 4th, 2008 at 9:29 pm

word says:

damn i just commented about this yesterday. funny still
June 4th, 2008 at 10:33 pm

Gee...I got this! says:

crazy lol.
June 4th, 2008 at 10:46 pm

AY says:

celtics need to win just to prevent kobe’s victory rap.
June 5th, 2008 at 12:29 am

the real marcus says:

man, did you the the graphic –

“new jersey nets waive g ron mercer”

classic… ROFL!
June 5th, 2008 at 7:56 am

mrcanadian says:

shaq destroys kobe as a rapper.
he had so many quotables in what’s up doc, he should have been in the source column.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ7IsdPuKAQ
June 6th, 2008 at 2:08 am

Keith says:

Kobe is just following in the footsteps of legends:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJasNo0An28
June 24th, 2008 at 10:00 pm

Dagomar says:

The sad thing is that Shaq is BY FAR the best NBA player/rapper. Not saying he’s good AT ALL, but still.