Summer Cleaning Giveaway: Justin’s Dry Cleaning
We’re doing summer cleaning and the statute of limitations for stuff left in the office is 3 months. Considering that Justin’s dry cleaning has now been here since April (check the receipt!), we figured that it was fair game. And by the way, Justin has an EXPENSIVE taste in clothing. This stuff definitely gets you a buck on eBay, so make sure you enter even if you don’t want to wear the clothes.
Here’s the deal. For Justin to “win” his dry cleaning back, all he has to do is enter the contest. That’s it. We won’t tell him if you won’t.
If you want the dry cleaning, tell us why and we’ll hook up the best commenter…
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July 24th, 2008 at 11:21 am
Truth says:
That’s messed up. LOL!!! I can’t take another man’s clothes yo, that ain’t right. Give Justin his clothes back dime!!! That’s dirty. I hope Justin ain’t white and on prozac, if so and he stops taking his medication. I’ll prolly see ya’ll on the 9 o’clock news this evening!!! LOLOL!!! DIME WORKER GONE POSTAL!!
P.S. I’m not a racist, just having fun. Stereotypes are the basis of the Dave Chappelle show, so I guess that would make him racist too.
July 24th, 2008 at 11:23 am
Harvey Dent says:
That sweater is nice. I need that Dime! I am going to wear it to your office when Justin is there.
July 24th, 2008 at 11:24 am
A-Star says:
sounds like Justin and I have somethin in common if his taste in clothes is expensive. i think it would only be proper to pass along his gear to sum1 who also dresses to impress. as long as it fit my taste i would wear the gear, can’t get rid of good clothes unless i get TOP DOLLAR in return. u kno they say the clothes don’t make the man but the man makes the clothes, well this man can make the clothes look more than they’re worth haha
p.s. i won’t tell….wuts his name again
July 24th, 2008 at 11:25 am
Jeffrey says:
That stuff looks good. I could use those as business casual. Assuming they are..
July 24th, 2008 at 11:35 am
Justice says:
i didn’t realize u guys were in tribeca, ill be back home soon on business for about a month, can i stop by the office for lunchtime arguments? im serious
July 24th, 2008 at 11:36 am
Momma NayNay says:
The black cardigan is mine! I know it’s too big, but it’s soft, comfy and fly. Justin ain’t getting that one back, and none of our friends and fam are winning that one either. Sorry.
July 24th, 2008 at 11:40 am
JA says:
You guys are hilarious.
Is Justin a regular-sized guy, or is he the one rockin size 9′s around the office?
July 24th, 2008 at 11:41 am
rob stewart says:
I would certainly take his dry cleaning. Anything I can fit I would probably wear. All the other clothing I’d probably give to family, friends, or the salvation army.
July 24th, 2008 at 11:49 am
fiyaman says:
lmao…u guys are a trip… send it hear i’ll donate it cause i need a bigger tax refund
July 24th, 2008 at 11:50 am
doc says:
Id throw it up in the middle of the hood and let em scramble for it.
July 24th, 2008 at 11:51 am
Momma NayNay says:
By the way, Justin is white, on Prozac, Ritalin, and downs Vicodin like Tic Tacs. And I’m about to go in his bag and flush it all down the toilet just to see how he reacts.
July 24th, 2008 at 11:55 am
ejay225 says:
I need those clothes! From G’s to Gent’s has inspired me! With that dry cleaning, I could make the changes I need in my life and become the next Farnsworth Bentley! For real though, who wants to look like him anyway… that show is silly, man. I do want to be the next Justin, though, so hook me up!
July 24th, 2008 at 11:56 am
dc says:
there’s an organization one of my friends started at the high school where he teaches to help boys develop into young men. some of the guys can’t afford to dress any better than they do as most of their clothes are hand-me-downs. i would give the clothes to one of the young men in the group because, though clothes don’t make the man, it can definitely aid in improving self esteem when your clothes fit properly and are of good quality. i’m sure this sounds trite, but in the community where i live and work, it is too often the case that the youth are lacking even the basics, especially the guys.
July 24th, 2008 at 11:59 am
Farouq Obama says:
Yo hook me up, I cant say no to free shit. I will wear it and take a picture for you guys on GP. I am about a 32 waist 32 length, size 10 sneaker, Medium Shirt…if he is in that vecinity I want a piece of that action. Whiteboys who dress nice are cool with me
July 24th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
kg fan says:
if i win, either i’ll wear the clothes (which i need cuz i’m broke right now) or if it aint my style i’ll sell em on ebay to help pay off my student loans
July 24th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
The Jed says:
Okay, the black cardigan is off the table. That’s Nay’s and claimed. Smurfs don’t usually read our site anyway.
July 24th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
don't matter who I am just read punks!! says:
Momma NayNay
LMAO!! DO it!! Do it! DO it!! Let’s see what a happen yo!!
On the real, give that to dc. That’s some real talk right there and his post actually sounds believable unlike most of the stuff I read on here.
July 24th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
fiyaman says:
yo dime how do i get a job wit u guys..yall sound like a fun bunch.. i’ll sweep the floors if u want me to..lol
July 24th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Homeless J says:
If you give me these I’ll put them all on at the same time, layered over each other, on the next 100-degree-plus day, and also my gas station sunglasses with the lenses popped out, and go out in public.
and if I can find anyone who would be willing to be seen in public with me, I’ll get somebody to take pictures.
It doesn’t matter how nice the clothes are, anybody looks like an idiot wearing layers of clothing and lenseless cheap sunglasses on a hot sunny day with all the fine young ladies prancing about. plus I could use the money and might sell it afterwards.
July 24th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Luigi says:
lmfao smooth dime. id take it just to piss him off
July 24th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Homeless J says:
@ Momma NayNay
Fuck flushing them, let’s get Justin’s Vicodins entered into the Summer Cleaning Givaway. too bad there’s no chance they’d be more than three months old.
July 24th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
don't matter who I am just read punks!! says:
Homeless J
DRUG ADDICT!! LOL!!!
July 24th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Justice says:
wow homeless u sound way too informed dude
July 24th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
michael lee says:
that’s hilarious. i think it would be way funnier if you raffled it off in the dime office and have the winner wear it to work. or better yet, give it to the person who does the best justin impression, tape it, and post it on dimemagtv
otherwise, hook me up. i could use the clothes. i’ll send justin pics of me in the clothes at the office reading my dime.
July 24th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
the wife says:
please let my husband have his clothes back cause clearly i’m not doing them at home.
he may end up coming into work in his birthday suit one day and i don’t think you all want that… speaking from experience
July 24th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
sitychoi says:
That is classic!!! you guys are a bunch of funny dudes!! Will it make me look like Justin!? If it is fancy clothes, I need a makeover to make me more metro…that is the term for him right!?
July 24th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Michorizo says:
You should save the clothing items … maybe for the same reason Monica Lewinsky saved her dress … you never know…
July 24th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Kevin says:
haha lemme get joints den
July 24th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
drew says:
those duds are lookin nice (from what i can see in bags).
i could use sum fresh gear up in here in canada…fuck it, i’ll even pay shippin on it!
July 24th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
the kid says:
yo dime,
if i win this, i’ll rock these clothes to work one day and take a full picture so that you can show justin one day.
July 24th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
dc says:
don’t matter,
i’m a girl.
thanks for the support though.
July 24th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
asmaticasiatic says:
Selling justin’s gear would be a good start to rebuilding my retro j collection…to make a long story short a high school kid, I’m unfortunately in my dirty thirties)I used to hoop with and try to help teach the game to broke into my crib and stole 10 pairs of my kicks ( mostly retro III’s and IV’s, a few air forces)…I woke up on fathers day devastated, haven’t recovered since: to top it off the po couldn’t come up with anything.
July 24th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
justin's kid says:
Dime, I need you to give me my dad’s clothes back. The hair on his chest reminds me of Fanghorn Forest from LOTR. The image keeps me up at night
July 24th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
the wife says:
Julien, what are you doing on the computer?! you’re supposed to be in daycare!
July 24th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
ME says:
He clearly doesn’t need them. I DO. Badly. I’m a mess. Support ME.
July 24th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
fiyaman says:
@the wife..
i think he is 2 smart for daycare.. he already on the computer and typing, and grammar is correct…
July 24th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
mrcanadian says:
i need the hangers. thanks
July 24th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
sans says:
F^cking with people is the key to healthy friendships. From when I got another band to slap the back of my friend’s bald head when he was on tour, 2000 miles away; to every mom joke ever uttered (including bad grandma jokes); to the joys of saying stupid ish at your fiends–I enjoy the sentiment of what your doing. Send them to me, I’ll film it and give you guys a shout out.
July 24th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
sans says:
give them to homeless J, that’s funny.
July 24th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Matt says:
Sign me up!
July 24th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Andy says:
I need some new threads to replace my wardrobe of Chuck Nevitt jerseys
July 24th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Desrat says:
@dc
What is the orginazation and I will send them some nice clothes. Waht age are the boys?
July 24th, 2008 at 8:53 pm
foilfence says:
maybe these clothes can help me land a high-paying job…
July 24th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
dueceduece says:
Watup Dime! Guys, I think I could definitely be your winner for this giveaway. I am currently handlin’ my business as an intern at Enterprise Rent-A-Car in RI, where everyone who knows me within the company recognizes me as a kid who is always fresh. No word of a lie, I dress better than our area vp — and he knows it! Winning Justin’s clothes would give me some great articles of clothing to add to my small collection. C’mon Dime, help out a poor college 20-year-old who is simply trying to represent himself well and impress those around him. With or without your help I know I will find a way. And if you all do find me worthy of Justin’s belongings, feel free to throw in that limited edition nike hyperdunk T…or better yet the barkely jersey!! Both would go great with the white/red/blue spizikes I got…especially the jersey cause I havent been doing all those pushups at night for no reason!! I’m swole right now dude!!!
July 24th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
dc says:
the organization is called Quest
July 24th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
dc says:
the boys are high school age, so 14-18.
July 24th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
I can still make the league, right? says:
Wow, did truth start the posts of with a double LOL…give the kid Justin’s meds.
Well Dime for one I could use a hook up with the clothes because I rock a straight Starbury wardrobe – and with Steve and Barry’s out of business and Stephon out his mind I got nowhere else to turn. So hey, I’m not a business…man but I’m a business man, so how about I hook you up with some quid pro quo action. Your next “We Reminisce” Gary Payton highlights at OSU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgNbLUJwHvA&NR=1
Who knew that a Glove and Beavers would be such great combo…
July 25th, 2008 at 12:03 am
Jeffco says:
dime if id get the clothes
i wouldd sell them on ebay right away
but i would sell them back to justin lol
July 25th, 2008 at 12:15 am
half ranga says:
Wow, did that man truth start the posts off with a double LOL…somebody give him Justin’s meds. Well Dime, I need the clothes because I’ve got a straight Starbury wardrobe – and with Steve and Barry’s out of business and Stephon out his mind I am struggling. So with my lack of threads its obvious I’m not a business man, but its a business … man – so how about I cut you a little quid pro quo deal. Here’s your next “We Reminisce”… Gary Payton at OSU.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgNbLUJwHvA
Who knew the Glove playing with Beavers would be such a nasty combination…
July 26th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
Jeffco says:
i want his clothes lol