Lebron – “Mo pointguard, Mo problem”
Reddick – “Best seat in the house”
Marbury- “Averaging 20 dimes and 15 assists since 2004”
Duncan – “I get bored watching me play too”
Patrick O’Bryant – “Bet u though I would be white, right?”
Scott Pollard – “Wake me when we win the chip”
Stephen Jackson- “I pray I don’t have 2 jump in the stands again 2 whoop that ass”
Carmello -“ Hey, I played defense once”
Sam Cassell – “ I am Sam”
Mutombo – “C is for Cookie”
Hedo – “It’s pronounced “Turkey-glue”
Vince Carter – “Remember when I used to dunk on people all the time? That was awesome.”
Boozer – “What, u won’t take my word on it?”
Shaq – “The Big-Over”
Ricky Davis – “Garbage time is my time to shine”
Pierce – “Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice”
J. Kidd – “It was a no look bounce pass to Juwana’s face”

Special Announcers Addition:

Walton- “ This is the most outstanding jersey in the history of western civilization”
Hubie Brown – “Legally dead for 10 years and counting”
Marv Albert – “ All right, I’ll bight”
Steven A. Smith – “Im funny because Im angry”
Barkley- “ One of these days I may correctly predict the outcome of a basketball game”
Walt Frazier – “Fantabuolous”
Tommy Heinsohn – “ I orgasm every time I award a Tommy Point”
Michelle Tofoya – “This is the game with the touchdowns, right?”

David Stern-The Architect

Shaun Livingston – Wallace (Looks like the dude from The Wire)