NBA / Oct 1, 2008 / 3:50 pm
The Scariest Thing Ever
Remember at the beginning of The Sixth Sense when Bruce Willis goes into his bathroom and comes face-to-face with that skinny, shivering, completely insane kid he used to have as a patient? I once heard an interview with M. Night Shyamalan where he said he got the idea for that scene from talking to his friends and asking them, “What’s the scariest thing you can think of happening in your house?”
Well, Insane Skinny Kid has met has match. Imagine waking up in the middle of the night, opening the bathroom door, flicking on the light and seeing THIS MAN STARING AT YOU.
To quote Jack Woltz in The Godfather: “AAAAAAAAAAGH! AAAAAAAAGH! AAAAAAAGH!”
October 1st, 2008 at 4:05 pm
justice says:
I didn’t even recognize him, how long has he been hurt last time i saw him he had a crew cut…phuck dude retire
October 1st, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Sam I Am says:
Likin the Jersey tho
October 1st, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Big Sia says:
Robert Swift lives in Kingston, Ontario and goes to Queens University.
TRUST ME
October 1st, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Big Sia says:
And Robert Swift pre-shaggy = Dopest white boy since Kukoc. Book it.
October 1st, 2008 at 4:11 pm
P_Dizzle says:
Holy Hell!!
October 1st, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Michorizo says:
I could see him killing someone by the age of 50.
October 1st, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Scott says:
You’d almost think he was relevant by the tone of that pic. lol
October 1st, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Jay says:
I swear not even Ron Artest will wanna even mess with this dude….during night time.
October 1st, 2008 at 4:49 pm
loganlight says:
Favorite thing about the pic:
The tattoo on his left inner bicep that has a red headed guy dunking over some schmuck… When has Robert Swift ever been healthy enough to dunk on someone?
October 1st, 2008 at 4:52 pm
loganlight says:
For real though, you guys need to do an “INKED” section on him… he’s a wack player, but he’s got some serious work put in.
October 1st, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Big Freeze says:
Goddamn. And I though Scalabrini and Bonner were the worst redheads in the NBA.
October 1st, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Diego says:
@ AB: Can you also give us a before shot of his crewcut, Opie-like, no-tatoo look when he got drafted out of high school?
October 1st, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Austin Burton says:
@Diego — Here you go…
http://www.yardbarker.com/m/1799/xl/Robert_Swift_2.jpg
October 1st, 2008 at 5:30 pm
miamiVIS3 says:
check this one
http://www.nba.com/gallery20080929East/092908_6.html
he’s waving off his body guard
October 1st, 2008 at 5:44 pm
frederick ruger says:
homie is wearing black nail polish. haven’t seen that since the goths in middle school.
October 1st, 2008 at 5:55 pm
E$ says:
I heard a kid say he wears black fingernail polish so you don’t know how dirty his fingernails are
October 1st, 2008 at 6:01 pm
rodnets says:
Song Cousin Randy from Suicidal Tendencies was dedicated to him.
He could act in Nightmare on Elm Street VI, As Freddy Krueger without makeup
October 1st, 2008 at 6:36 pm
Pete Casey says:
Damn. Nuff said.
October 1st, 2008 at 6:51 pm
P_Dizzle says:
Is it just me or does the dude have some deodorant stuck in his armpit hair. Damn! You might want to check for that before doing a photo shoot, oh wait you were to worried about how your ink and nails would look!
October 1st, 2008 at 7:02 pm
George W Kush Sr says:
a face only a mother can love…
October 1st, 2008 at 7:27 pm
QuEsT??? says:
wtf happened 2 him???????????????
October 1st, 2008 at 8:30 pm
IGP says:
the guy who is in Bruce Willis’ room is Donnie Walhberg, Mark Wahlberg’s brother.
October 1st, 2008 at 11:53 pm
A-Slam says:
damn boris diaw looks like Shaq-Lakers era Kobe
October 2nd, 2008 at 12:56 am
Tim says:
I’m pretty sure that one day he had no tattoos, and then the next day he was covered…
October 2nd, 2008 at 12:57 am
Tim says:
or I just never noticed because he was never suited up to play…
October 2nd, 2008 at 5:40 am
H-Dawg says:
The Mofo painted his nails!!!
WTF!!!?
October 2nd, 2008 at 5:51 am
Dagomar says:
Yeah just what I need to see to start off my day
October 2nd, 2008 at 6:47 am
shake&bake says:
He looks like the red-headed Birdman.
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:49 am
JSN says:
So what? he’s a born again gangsta now?
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:16 am
that's whats up says:
is he holding Sam Cassell’s nuts?
…and I think he braided his underarm hair. That’s tight!
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:25 am
Desrat says:
Poor Robert, he fit right in in Seattle, now he is in OK with all dem midwesterners. guy was tame by our standards.
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:28 am
shake&bake says:
@ A-Slam - I thought Diaw looked like Duncan.
October 2nd, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Big Mike says:
WHAT did they take the pic off the site??? the link takes you to a pic of CP3 and crew…
October 2nd, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Homeless J says:
@ P Dizzle - I was hoping I wasn’t the only one who noticed that. Dude looks like he’s got a nipple in his left armpit.
I wouldn’t be scared of him. Picture him coming after you with a knife… and then hurting his ankle and falling down crying, and then you just feel sorry for the guy.