he aint the only one afraid of shaq, u can feel shaq coming like that t rex in jurassic park 1, as soon as i feel that im heading to the plane to get the fuck out of town
the one sole chance u’d have in a rumble against shaq is if u can get him good with a low kick in the area right above a knee on either side of the leg or in the nuts. but if u miss or don’t get him hard enuff yo ass better be running right behind Aaron.. Shaq-Fu all day!
can’t blame the former duck for being smart… standing up for your teammates is one thing, but to play tough against a man arguably twice your size is fucking dumb…
I wouldn’t even fight shaq with my car, i drive a hybrid, he’d probably eat it, and shit batteries. (and no, it’s not a prius, i do have balls between my legs guys)
If I owned a team whoever runs from a team brawl getting cut.We all are one.He seen T-Mac and Yao fall from them weak ass pushes he could’ve jumped up from behind and smacked the shit out of Shaq bald head from the backand then ran.It aint like Shaq slow ass would’ve caught him.
November 14th, 2008 at 12:55 am
bill says:
i’d run too…
November 14th, 2008 at 1:11 am
the_don_mega says:
that is funny as ish!!!!
November 14th, 2008 at 1:16 am
QueSt??? says:
he aint the only one afraid of shaq, u can feel shaq coming like that t rex in jurassic park 1, as soon as i feel that im heading to the plane to get the fuck out of town
November 14th, 2008 at 1:27 am
jace says:
hahahah.. thats real talk tho man. u see shaq pushin people in that scrimmage? pushed the back of somebody and ALL of them fell down.
November 14th, 2008 at 1:35 am
Amar says:
no shame at all.
“The better part of valour is discretion, in the which better part I have saved my life.” Henry IV, Part One, V, iv, 119.
November 14th, 2008 at 1:47 am
Ian says:
why would i stay and get hit by seven feet 450 pounds man to prove what exactly?
November 14th, 2008 at 2:02 am
baron boy says:
HAHA YEAH! shaq barely stepped forward when he shoved that whole groupe to the ground. T-mac fell so easily, i laughed.
November 14th, 2008 at 2:04 am
dat dood says:
remember shaq in that movie the wash?
guy stole his sisters 3 dollars and shaq came and uppercutted his ass to the def!!!!
November 14th, 2008 at 2:04 am
dat dood says:
lets not forget how he tore it up in STEEL too…
November 14th, 2008 at 2:13 am
heartbreaker85 says:
no one messes with KAZAAM!
November 14th, 2008 at 2:24 am
Amar says:
he’s been in more moves than kobe . . .
November 14th, 2008 at 2:39 am
S-SiN says:
the one sole chance u’d have in a rumble against shaq is if u can get him good with a low kick in the area right above a knee on either side of the leg or in the nuts. but if u miss or don’t get him hard enuff yo ass better be running right behind Aaron.. Shaq-Fu all day!
November 14th, 2008 at 2:49 am
McGuffin says:
LOL. Way to stand up for your teammates.
November 14th, 2008 at 3:10 am
kowtz says:
After y’all said…
Sir Chuck suddenly became a stud… standin up against the big fella with a busted knee i might add..
November 14th, 2008 at 3:30 am
solomon says:
can’t blame the former duck for being smart… standing up for your teammates is one thing, but to play tough against a man arguably twice your size is fucking dumb…
at least he’s keepin’ it real…
November 14th, 2008 at 5:35 am
Atom says:
Remind me if I ever start something with Shaq to lay off the pipe…
November 14th, 2008 at 8:01 am
Kudabeen says:
Sounds like a very smart man to me…
6 foot 170lbs vs 7′1″ 340+ lbs…doesn’t sound like a winning situation. One Shaq elbow would change Aaron’s life…
November 14th, 2008 at 8:02 am
Kudabeen says:
Amar:
Great quote!
November 14th, 2008 at 8:29 am
rocky lobsterghini says:
Atom says:
“Remind me if I ever start something with Shaq to lay off the pipe…”
sayyyyyy whaaaaaaaa???????
November 14th, 2008 at 8:35 am
fallinup says:
Fuck Shaq. I’d fight him.
If he tied his hands behind his back, and I got to use my car to hit him.
Other than that…he aint shit.
November 14th, 2008 at 8:57 am
E$ says:
Shaq moves crowds….”When I move, you move”
November 14th, 2008 at 9:46 am
Sho-Nuff says:
When Shaq comes around, I be quiet, but when he leave I be talkin’ again.
He don’t scare me…
November 14th, 2008 at 11:08 am
SayItAintSo says:
That is the smartest thing I’ve ever heard a duck say.
November 14th, 2008 at 11:29 am
Mike says:
LOL @ everyone’s comments
November 14th, 2008 at 11:44 am
weng santos says:
Wow. Kid spoke the truth.
I hate guys say a bunch of things then can’t back it up when the other guy’s around. Or acting tough but not being tough.
Here’s lookin’ at you, Kobe. Let me reintroduce you to an old friend: Chris Child’s 1-2. Haha =)
November 14th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Amar says:
I wouldn’t even fight shaq with my car, i drive a hybrid, he’d probably eat it, and shit batteries. (and no, it’s not a prius, i do have balls between my legs guys)
November 14th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
doc says:
If I owned a team whoever runs from a team brawl getting cut.We all are one.He seen T-Mac and Yao fall from them weak ass pushes he could’ve jumped up from behind and smacked the shit out of Shaq bald head from the backand then ran.It aint like Shaq slow ass would’ve caught him.