NBA / Nov 6, 2008 / 9:26 pm

The Modern-Day Sun Tzu

After we called him STAT this morning, it appears Amare Stoudemire has a new moniker. According to The Arizona Republic, Stoudemire wants to be called Sun Tzu.

Sun Tzu, the author of The Art of War, had an immense impact on Chinese history, culture and military strategy. In his book he describes how to be a victorious warrior, a trait that clearly sparked Stoudemire’s interest.

Last night, Stoudemire proved that he wasn’t just reading the cliff notes. What do you think he has in store next?

Source: The Arizona Republic

19 Responses to “The Modern-Day Sun Tzu”

  1. s.bucketz says:

    i wish the knicks picked him that year in the draft(i think that was the year they took sweetney??)..unrelated…did u see the jets nba presidential thing??kobe was pres in his too but i stopped watchin

  2. control says:

    Maybe Amare will read up about protecting your home while waging war…in otherwords, play some fucking defense asshole!

  3. Aron says:

    @s.bucketz
    Tell me about it! He totally jacked me! If you didn’t see it, they totally stole my idea!

  4. A-Slam says:

    looks like control has been drinkin’ too much haterade

  5. rangerjohn says:

    can you DUECHEBAG? i mean damn has he already spent to much time with shaq or what?

  6. rodnets says:

    The only Sun Tzu is Sun Yue

  7. nick says:

    too bad he(sun yue) plays for the lakers if i am not mistaken.

  8. Peter Robert Casey says:

    You can’t give yourself a nickname like that.

  9. sans says:

    STAT was the first nickname Amare gave himself (remember when it stated off being SWAT). Kobe name himself MAMBA after watching Kill Bill. How many nicknames has Shaq given himself?

    Totally unrelated, but this is the weirdest basketball related video I have ever seen. Who the cuk buys a Jordan Farmar video anyway?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcVCK-Xg4OU&eurl=http://dimemag.com/

  10. Jeffco says:

    haha i have actually read that book

  11. the mamba says:

    Definitely hanging out with shaq way too much. I hope amare doesn’t starting rapping next or take the lead role in “kazaam 2: rath of sun tzu”.

  12. Aron says:

    Me too. You guys ever see Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai? I bought the book after that.

  13. craig says:

    Just to set the fact straight, Shaq was the one who gave him the nick. Google it or something, I already forgot the link.

    Looks like The Big Worthless-after-LA came up with a new one.

  14. dagwaller says:

    Aron, good movie, but honestly, I would be more impressed with Amare if he told me that he read the book before the movie. I think I might just call him Ghost Dog for the rest of his career instead.

  15. Mark says:

    Whoever gave the nickname is obviously irrelevant, because:
    A) Self-titled nicknames are childish.
    B) Nicknames by Shaq are like autographs. Sign enough and it no longer holds value unless it’s on a check.
    So either way, this has no value.

    On another note, you can call me Samson cause I’ll wreck your city merely with the jaw-bone of an ass. Yeah, didn’t Cliff Notes the Bible either.

  16. David says:

    For the record, STAT was passed down to Amare from his father who passed away when Amare was 14.

    Standing Tall and Talented – Amare is the truth!

  17. Kudabeen says:

    Consistency…He can dominate his matchups just about every game, but some games he just wants to play offense…He is an All-Star, but if he plays at that level consistently this Suns team is a contender and a match for the Lakers…They still need to figure out how to contain the other teams opposing PGs though…

  18. doc says:

    Shaq will call him the big dickhead after he leaves the team like he do everybody else.

  19. Dima says:

    Amare has to take the lead in Pheonix…every game.

    http://ezinearticles.com/?Amare-Stoudemire-Dunks—Or-How-to-Increase-Vertical-Jump&id=645793

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