Water Cooler Talk: Charlie Sheen
The Dime water coolerEvery office in America has water cooler talk. My desk in the Dime office is night near our dispenser of the wonderful Deer Park elixir, so morning recaps of “Entourage,” the games from the night before or war stories from the road happen every day.
Yesterday though during lunch, the office got into one of our most interesting debates to date, and because it was so divisive, we felt that we should settle this with our loyal readers: Who has more lifetime notches on his belt than Charlie Sheen?
Before you answer, some things to keep in mind…
Charlie Sheen, who earned the party nickname “The Machine” or “MaSheen” from friends who were impressed with his appetite for excess, is no slouch. In 2006, Sheen was listed as No. 2 on Maxim’s “Top 10 Living Legends of Sex,” citing an alleged 5,000 women that he has slept with. That means he has now had two more years of debauchery to add to his total. Plus, Sheen has an acute appetite for “working girls,” and was reportedly one of Heidi Fleiss’ best customers.
Just so you know, the consensus in the office is Sheen. I mean, come on. He once said, “I’m more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.” Clearly it shows. Let us know what you think.
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November 26th, 2008 at 10:32 am
Sam I Am says:
I would say Magic Johnson
November 26th, 2008 at 10:33 am
Christian Grant-Fields says:
THANKS SAM,
Man, I have been trying to talk some sense into these guys man. Charlie Sheen?!?! Really?!?! I know my man Magic doing the blitzkrieg through L.A.!
-cgf
November 26th, 2008 at 10:36 am
Ric Hardwood says:
Wilt the Stilt…nuff said
November 26th, 2008 at 10:37 am
Thats my boy Blue says:
Wilt claimed to have slept with over 10000 women did he not?
November 26th, 2008 at 10:38 am
Jah says:
Are we holding this to argument to only the living? Because if not, then my vote goes to Wilt “The STILT” Chamberlain.
Also, are we voting on quality or quantity? Because I wouldn’t sleep on M.J. and Shaq. I know they were a bit more discreet about things but…I’m sure they got it in. Competitive nature, celebrity status fame and ga-zillions of bucks? That’s a lethal combo.
I’m not saying…I’m just sayin’.
November 26th, 2008 at 10:41 am
Sweet English says:
Jah don’t be talkin about quality and then be talkin about ‘sleepin on M.J and Shaq’. That ain’t a good look.
November 26th, 2008 at 10:43 am
Sweet English says:
Pee Wee Kirkland that dude was a straight up bad ass.
November 26th, 2008 at 10:46 am
P_Dizzle says:
Yeah Wilt claimed to have slept w/ 20,000 women. For this to be true, he would have had to had sex with 1.14 women per day from the age of 15 up until the day of his death, a rate of almost eight women a week! That’s getting it on or that’s full of ‘ish, you decide.
I am sure there are more out there that are worse than Sheen but they just aren’t as public. I bet the “Reign Man” would be a fair comparison.
November 26th, 2008 at 10:48 am
rpxxxiv says:
scott baio. Chachie was a playa and hit it with every hunny that made their way to Hollywood. every day was a buffet of starry eyed, naive home coming queens who thought they could act. the first stop after stepping off the bus was a trip to chachie’s pad for the introduction to the LA scene.
November 26th, 2008 at 10:50 am
YOUNGFED says:
Magic Johnson and BTW they playing you Aaron putting your office near the Kitchen….WTF? (lol) I bet they be coming by spillin’ sh*t on your desk. I’d file a grievance if i was you. lmao
November 26th, 2008 at 10:52 am
Big Sia says:
SEAN BRADLEY SLAYED BITCHES
November 26th, 2008 at 10:53 am
Big Sia says:
and lol @ the dime offices, looks like a small apartment
November 26th, 2008 at 10:53 am
dapro says:
Hmmmm…..Good question
No particular order
Rick James
Wilt
Magic
Just to name a few
November 26th, 2008 at 10:54 am
dapro says:
Yeah Scott Baio had a nice run
November 26th, 2008 at 10:55 am
Sweet English says:
LMFAO at Sean Bradley. Dude that can’t be right…
Can’t Block? COCK BLOCK!!
November 26th, 2008 at 11:02 am
itsakademiks says:
funny the dime office convos are eerily similar to the ones i have at my job….
November 26th, 2008 at 11:04 am
bball@thewhitehouse says:
true, there’s no belt notchin’ goin on in those offices…oh yeah, they have to hire women columnists at Dime Mag first….looks like lots of peein’ though!
November 26th, 2008 at 11:11 am
Spliff 2 My Lou says:
Hugh Hefner. He’s at least had the most opportunities. Plus the dude is 80+ years old so he’s had decades to clean up. If he’s getting mad ass at this age imagine what he was getting when he was in his 20′s and 30′s.
And unlike Charlie Sheen and Wilt or Magic, Hef counts a dimepiece for every notch. I’m sorry but Charlie can’t count notches that he’s paid for and you know a good amount of ball players sleep with whatever groupie happens to show up on any given night so they aren’t always the best looking ladies.
November 26th, 2008 at 11:20 am
SayItAintSo says:
If there is no age limit here, I’m going with Mr. Rogers.
If there is no age limit here, and same-sex is a go…then my vote goes to the Pope (yeah, that’s right…be offended catholics)
November 26th, 2008 at 11:38 am
Jau28 says:
hahahahaha the pope that’s jokes
another couple of guys you gotta put in there are Paul McCartney, Mick Jagger, and anyone on Motley Crue
November 26th, 2008 at 11:50 am
dagwaller says:
Hopefully, Magic quit the game the same time that he quit the game. I figure that puts him out of contention.
Also, Wilt was full of ish. Sorry, but I would need to see some serious proof of that.
I remember reading about this island king who made a decree early on in his tenure that before EVERY WOMAN married, he got to spend the night with them. He lived to be around 80 or something. Pretty good gig, if you can get it.
November 26th, 2008 at 11:52 am
HOTDawg says:
Zach Morris probably got crazy amount of poo-na-nee back in those Saved by the Bell days.
November 26th, 2008 at 11:59 am
itsakademiks says:
i gotta side with post 22 anything that came through them halls of bayside was gettin taken down by zach.
November 26th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
PWEEZY says:
LOL 90210 dayz those guys must have gangbang enuff girlz and that sean austin greene cat has megan fox as his girl dayum!!!
I can see Wilt doin that many girls remember back in the days when orgy’s was the new black so truss he got into those actions for sure
November 26th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Sam I Am says:
Man Magic got the disease to prove rubber or none, discreet or public, bragging or humble…
He was with MULTIPLE MUTLIPLE MUTLIPLE x MULTIPLE women…
California is Ho Central man…well that and Asia but they don’t do their own like that, that’s for the traveling types
November 26th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
control says:
I am surprised that YOUNGFED didn’t throw his name into the mix, kid is always talking reckless.
HOTDawg
It was actually Dustin Diamond who was tagging and bagging almost every single extra on Saved By the Bell.
My guess would be with Spiffy. Hugh Hef. If the guy was short 10 years ago, that all changed with the invention of Viagra. The Playboy mansion goes through a pallet of that shit every week. He’s also gotta top the charts for quality ass as well, it’s unlikely anyone on this site has had as good as his worst one.
November 26th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
BOOCH BANDIT says:
Prince.
November 26th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
dapro says:
@27
Good call, Prince was beast in the 80′s
How about Dennis Rodman
November 26th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Kevin says:
I’m gonna have to agree that Hef probably tops the list.
If the proof is in the pudding, then I’d say either Shawn Kemp or Rod Stewart since both have a 10,000 kids from different baby mamas.
November 26th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
nick says:
tupac even though he died way too early, he def got his.
November 26th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
YOUNGFED says:
@Control
How’d your B*tchazz like my article prick. lol Hope you loved it cause you’ll never get one. Keep ridin’ my coatails.
BTW “Let my name taste like azz when you speak it” Biggy Smallz.
November 26th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Austin Burton says:
Prince
Hugh Hefner
Rick James
Milton Berle
Tyson (in his prime)
Justin Timberlake
November 26th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Mikey says:
Ghangis Khan – Isn’t there something absurd like 1 out of 3 people alive are related to him?
November 26th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Marc Stein says:
Hugh Hefner
Prince
Usher
Gene Simmons
The Top Raking P***star Actors (if that even counts)
November 26th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Data says:
I can’t believe nobody dropped Ron Jeremy’s name…. he’s gotta be at the top of the list!
November 26th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
sans says:
“and this area over here, known as asia, or, as I like to call it, ‘freaky-deeky sexland’ is as good a place to start as any”.
You really can’t top Heph–he was a real Sam Mal;one.
November 26th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Big Shot BOB says:
I heard from Tyra Banks Chris Webber had a different girl in every city he played in…but that’s probably most NBA guys.
November 26th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
control says:
YOUNGFED
Grats on the article, it was pretty good. Not sure why you rated almost every single player the same amount though…must be too complex to actually assign them different ratings.
I could definitely write a more creative article than ROY candidates as well…just not sure if I could keep it PG enough to be posted.
Also, don’t act like I’m hating on you. You are probably the only guy who has “bragged” about tagging some ass at the clubs and shit on this site. The comment was perfectly valid, and I am STILL surprised that you haven’t thrown out some shit about you tagging more ass than the Sheen.
November 26th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
JCARR says:
MJ no doubt… he prob opened his fridge and saw some chocha(spanish).
November 26th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
PigPen says:
Tommy Lee & Vince Neil
Marky Mark (ENTOURAGE based on his expeirance)
Leo Decaprio
November 26th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
Joe says:
Big Sia says:
SEAN BRADLEY SLAYED BITCHES
Holy fark! I fell off my chair laughin at this shit…farking funny as
November 27th, 2008 at 11:14 am
Fully says:
You could pick any one of the 80′s hairband members and have a good shot… Those dudes were FUCKING.
Sheen is definitely up there.
Tyronn Lue apparently gets it done.
March 10th, 2010 at 4:05 pm
AllthatJazz / Amar says:
why did it take till #33 in these posts to even mention Genghis Khan? Dude got his all through the Far East, South East Asia, India, Central Asia, The Middle East, The Balkans, Eastern Europe . . . only thing that stopped him was age.
http://www.scs.uiuc.edu/~mcdonald/WorldHaplogroupsMaps.pdf
click on that, see the pie charts. anything with a pink color in it (haplogroup c) is from the pussy Genghis got. Fuck sheen . . . Genghis probably did fuck his great-great-great-great-great-great-great Grandma . . .
April 10th, 2010 at 1:21 am
Annabelle Windemere says:
Let me tell you…totally my favorite actor right now. What a superb superstar. Just fantastic!