but the kings….yeah, man…we are kinda tissue soft. i’ma have to start calllin my team Charmin.
and marty mcneal said it?? he’s normally on point w/ his stuff. the brotha’s got his points right usually.

Good one. Kris’ profile is pretty funny.

Chris Bosh: You’re basically seven feet tall and can jump out of the building, yet you can’t block shots and every time someone puts their body into you in the paint, you lean backwards and flail your arms like a dying bug. You’re such an amazingly talented offensive player, but you need to spend some time with some grip strengtheners so you can stop getting the ball ripped out of your hands.

Jose Calderon: You’ve got the right attitude, you just weren’t given the right body to be a tough guy.

Andrea Bargnani: Getting better, but you’re 7′ 250, and most of the guys guarding you are 6’6″ 220. It’s time to start beasting guys and getting some rebounds.

Anthony Parker: You’re our best perimeter defender, in terms of technique, but bigger stronger guards just chew you up. Maybe your sister can give you some of whatever she’s been taking.

Jason Kapono: You try hard, but you’re slow. It’s genetic, and I don’t think there’s anything you can do about it. But you’re a pretty big guy, for the position you’re playing. You’re not playing enough minutes for foul trouble to be an issue. Start throwing your body around to negate your quickness disadvantage.

Jamario Moon: You should be able to dunk every time you get within 12 feet of the basket, but instead you shoot threes and toss up bitchy layups. You need to start teabagging defenders. Oh yeah, and what happened to that shot-blocking streak you had?

Kris Humphries: Actually, you’re pretty tough. You’re good at being tough. You’re just not very good at anything else. Next time you shoot a jumper, someone needs to punch you in the face. I think Bargs should do it, because learning how to fight might be good for him.

Joey Graham. We’ve seen these amazing stretches where someone pisses you off and you play like a man and start killing dudes for about 10 minutes. The rest of the time, I’ve never seen so much muscle go to so much waste. Someone needs to spend 15 minutes talking about your mom before every time you check in.

Will Solomon, Roko Ukic, Hassan Adams – I haven’t seen enough yet to comment.

and now he’s gone, so Jason Kapono is now the resident tough guy him and Kris Humphris walkaround partice in wife beaters