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NBA / Dec 22, 2008 / 12:30 pm

Corey Maggette Is “Bad Porn”

Corey Maggette

Corey Maggette

As if the five-year, $50 million deal that the Warriors gave Corey Maggette wasn’t bad enough, apparently fans on Warriors message boards have come up with a new nickname for him: “Bad Porn.”

Their justification? “Sure, there’s penetration and scoring, but are you really happy with what you’re seeing?” Wow, that’s amazing.

Who else in the League is “Bad Porn”?

Source: Basketbawful via Ball Don’t Lie

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    agree with post 1 and the thunder is like amateur porn… They did some casting and barely made it.

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    lol OKC amateur porn…bunch of people just tryin to do stuf they saw other people do but on a budget

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    Ouch…

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    That is the funniest comparison I ever heard. So who woudl be soft porn or harcore then?

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    VC15 is soft porn and AI is hardcore

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    Can’t get any worse hope it doesn’t stick but it would be funny to hear it used during a game….

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    Hahahaha Bron. It’s more like the box art on porn, because as hard as he tries, there’s never a money shot.

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    Definitely Vince Carter

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    Vince Carter has been cumshot happy…oops I mean jumpshot happy in the last couple of seasons…so really there’s no penetration there lol

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    That’s just mean. I love Corey. I never understood Golden St. picking him up in the first place because he plays too similar to SJack. There are a couple teams that could really use some firepower from the SG/SF spot. San Antonio, Dallas, and Utah would be a good fit for his game. Maybe even Denver.

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    you shoulda listed the mark madsen one (players around the world think why him and not me lol) that was even better than bad porn

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    ron artest

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    Jason Richardson

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    Damn the Warrior fans are ruthless! Great!

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    I’m nominating J-Kidd for the name Old Porn he has game but it just isn’t what were us to.

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    I know I forgot to use an e on the us

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    BAWAAHH…..Hilarious…..

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    Awesome handle! Now KG knows what to say next time they hook up.

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