NBA / Dec 22, 2008 / 12:31 pm

Corey Maggette Is “Bad Porn”

By Aron Phillips

Corey Maggette

As if the five-year, $50 million deal that the Warriors gave Corey Maggette wasn’t bad enough, apparently fans on Warriors message boards have come up with a new nickname for him: “Bad Porn.”

Their justification? “Sure, there’s penetration and scoring, but are you really happy with what you’re seeing?” Wow, that’s amazing.

Who else in the League is “Bad Porn”?

Source: Basketbawful via Ball Don’t Lie

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31 Responses to “Corey Maggette Is “Bad Porn””

1. December 22nd, 2008 at 12:34 pm

   Drink the Haterade (KB24 Chip 09) says:

   New York Knicks

2. December 22nd, 2008 at 12:37 pm

   JCARR "K1N6" says:

   Marion, Boozer, Yao…
   @Dime
   I found this article for ya’ll… (I posted it on one of the earlier Smack’s last week)

3. December 22nd, 2008 at 12:38 pm

   JCARR "K1N6" says:

   agree with post 1 and the thunder is like amateur porn… They did some casting and barely made it.

4. December 22nd, 2008 at 12:41 pm

   Bron42 aka Thugnificant says:

   lol OKC amateur porn…bunch of people just tryin to do stuf they saw other people do but on a budget

5. December 22nd, 2008 at 12:43 pm

   Kudabeen says:

   Ouch…

6. December 22nd, 2008 at 12:49 pm

   Big North says:

   That is the funniest comparison I ever heard. So who woudl be soft porn or harcore then?

7. December 22nd, 2008 at 12:51 pm

   Jau28 says:

   VC15 is soft porn and AI is hardcore

8. December 22nd, 2008 at 12:54 pm

   P says:

   Can’t get any worse hope it doesn’t stick but it would be funny to hear it used during a game….

9. December 22nd, 2008 at 12:57 pm

   dagwaller says:

   Hahahaha Bron. It’s more like the box art on porn, because as hard as he tries, there’s never a money shot.

10. December 22nd, 2008 at 12:58 pm

    Shrink This says:

    Definitely Vince Carter

11. December 22nd, 2008 at 1:25 pm

    DPGC says:

    Vince Carter has been cumshot happy…oops I mean jumpshot happy in the last couple of seasons…so really there’s no penetration there lol

12. December 22nd, 2008 at 1:31 pm

    YOUNGFED..."Just too show off I hang my wrist out the window" says:

    Rasheed Wallace, T-Mac, D-Will.

    Also What ever fan came up with that name should be given season tickets.

13. December 22nd, 2008 at 1:33 pm

    YOUNGFED..."Just too show off I hang my wrist out the window" says:

    Kobe would be “BackShot” Porn. lolz

14. December 22nd, 2008 at 1:33 pm

    Kobeef says:

    Allen Iverson
    Rashard Lewis
    Jason Terry
    Ben Gordon

15. December 22nd, 2008 at 1:45 pm

    Lady Luck says:

    That’s just mean. I love Corey. I never understood Golden St. picking him up in the first place because he plays too similar to SJack. There are a couple teams that could really use some firepower from the SG/SF spot. San Antonio, Dallas, and Utah would be a good fit for his game. Maybe even Denver.

16. December 22nd, 2008 at 2:02 pm

    the cynic says:

    best nickname ever

17. December 22nd, 2008 at 2:19 pm

    GEE...Talk that ish playboi! says:

    Hilarious!

18. December 22nd, 2008 at 2:53 pm

    qUeSt?? says:

    lmfao that was too funny

19. December 22nd, 2008 at 2:53 pm

    Ian says:

    aron
    you shoulda listed the mark madsen one (players around the world think why him and not me lol) that was even better than bad porn

20. December 22nd, 2008 at 3:07 pm

    miamiVIS3 says:

    that’s genius

21. December 22nd, 2008 at 3:29 pm

    jiggaman says:

    ron artest

22. December 22nd, 2008 at 3:45 pm

    karizmatic says:

    Jason Richardson

23. December 22nd, 2008 at 3:57 pm

    Chaos says:

    Damn the Warrior fans are ruthless! Great!

24. December 22nd, 2008 at 4:22 pm

    Ansonious says:

    I’m nominating J-Kidd for the name Old Porn he has game but it just isn’t what were us to.

25. December 22nd, 2008 at 4:23 pm

    Ansonious says:

    I know I forgot to use an e on the us

26. December 22nd, 2008 at 4:30 pm

    dapro says:

    BAWAAHH…..Hilarious…..

27. December 22nd, 2008 at 9:01 pm

    ninja cool says:

    Awesome handle! Now KG knows what to say next time they hook up.

28. December 22nd, 2008 at 10:41 pm

    Celts Fan says:

    and we’ve finally found a challenger to Vin & Tonic as the greatest nickname in the history of sports. HILARIOUS

29. December 28th, 2008 at 6:35 pm

    Dime Magazine says:

    TONY ALLEN

30. March 25th, 2009 at 11:00 pm

    ryan says:

    Kevin Martin

31. May 6th, 2009 at 12:37 pm

    flavur says:

    kevin martin definitely nice one.

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