NBA / Dec 22, 2008 / 12:30 pm

Corey Maggette Is “Bad Porn”

Corey Maggette

Corey Maggette

As if the five-year, $50 million deal that the Warriors gave Corey Maggette wasn’t bad enough, apparently fans on Warriors message boards have come up with a new nickname for him: “Bad Porn.”

Their justification? “Sure, there’s penetration and scoring, but are you really happy with what you’re seeing?” Wow, that’s amazing.

Who else in the League is “Bad Porn”?

Source: Basketbawful via Ball Don’t Lie

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31 Responses to “Corey Maggette Is “Bad Porn””

  1. Drink the Haterade (KB24 Chip 09) says:

    New York Knicks

  2. JCARR "K1N6" says:

    Marion, Boozer, Yao…
    @Dime
    I found this article for ya’ll… (I posted it on one of the earlier Smack’s last week)

  3. JCARR "K1N6" says:

    agree with post 1 and the thunder is like amateur porn… They did some casting and barely made it.

  4. Bron42 aka Thugnificant says:

    lol OKC amateur porn…bunch of people just tryin to do stuf they saw other people do but on a budget

  5. Kudabeen says:

    Ouch…

  6. Big North says:

    That is the funniest comparison I ever heard. So who woudl be soft porn or harcore then?

  7. Jau28 says:

    VC15 is soft porn and AI is hardcore

  8. P says:

    Can’t get any worse hope it doesn’t stick but it would be funny to hear it used during a game….

  9. dagwaller says:

    Hahahaha Bron. It’s more like the box art on porn, because as hard as he tries, there’s never a money shot.

  10. Shrink This says:

    Definitely Vince Carter

  11. DPGC says:

    Vince Carter has been cumshot happy…oops I mean jumpshot happy in the last couple of seasons…so really there’s no penetration there lol

  12. YOUNGFED..."Just too show off I hang my wrist out the window" says:

    Rasheed Wallace, T-Mac, D-Will.

    Also What ever fan came up with that name should be given season tickets.

  13. YOUNGFED..."Just too show off I hang my wrist out the window" says:

    Kobe would be “BackShot” Porn. lolz

  14. Kobeef says:

    Allen Iverson
    Rashard Lewis
    Jason Terry
    Ben Gordon

  15. Lady Luck says:

    That’s just mean. I love Corey. I never understood Golden St. picking him up in the first place because he plays too similar to SJack. There are a couple teams that could really use some firepower from the SG/SF spot. San Antonio, Dallas, and Utah would be a good fit for his game. Maybe even Denver.

  16. the cynic says:

    best nickname ever

  17. GEE...Talk that ish playboi! says:

    Hilarious!

  18. qUeSt?? says:

    lmfao that was too funny

  19. Ian says:

    aron
    you shoulda listed the mark madsen one (players around the world think why him and not me lol) that was even better than bad porn

  20. miamiVIS3 says:

    that’s genius

  21. jiggaman says:

    ron artest

  22. karizmatic says:

    Jason Richardson

  23. Chaos says:

    Damn the Warrior fans are ruthless! Great!

  24. Ansonious says:

    I’m nominating J-Kidd for the name Old Porn he has game but it just isn’t what were us to.

  25. Ansonious says:

    I know I forgot to use an e on the us

  26. dapro says:

    BAWAAHH…..Hilarious…..

  27. ninja cool says:

    Awesome handle! Now KG knows what to say next time they hook up.

  28. Celts Fan says:

    and we’ve finally found a challenger to Vin & Tonic as the greatest nickname in the history of sports. HILARIOUS

  29. Dime Magazine says:

    TONY ALLEN

  30. ryan says:

    Kevin Martin

  31. flavur says:

    kevin martin definitely nice one.

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