Comments on: Swagger Jacker

By: JT$

JT$ — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 06:41:40 +0000

Cap City, IL. That post took me 3 minutes to write, because I have a brain that functions properly even when I’m high and am not a stumbling retard like Vinny Del Douchebag. I’ve played against Dwight Howard @ Nationals and beat Sebastian Telfair in AAU, and used to run with Andre Iguodala and Richard McBride(UofIllinois), as well as Jeff Viggaino(UMASS), and advanced to Sectionals in the state 3 point contest. I already know your toughest competition was on your 7th grade coed team where you couldnt get off the bench, or in your special gym class. You dont want none, chump. So why dont you crawl back into your newb hole – in this case, your parents basement – and beat off to all the Christian Laettner videos you have in your Favorites filled with on YouTube.

By: baron von faulk

baron von faulk — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 06:28:31 +0000

#100

BRANDON ROY, oh lawd!

Just dropped fifty-plus on Phoenix, the dude was UNCONSCIOUS

By: Ron

Ron — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 23:47:36 +0000

Yeah CP was really hyped for that game for a number of reasons. I guess he really wanted to win it seeing the last time they played the spurs their season ended. He got caught up in the atmosphere. That’s basketball.

By: Vinny

Vinny — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 22:59:19 +0000

Yo jno$-any clown who would put that much time into posting that garbarge probably cant play a lick!! we can play at venice beach so i can embarrass you in front of a crowd! let me know when you can fly out- and dont wear some weak ass north carlonia shirt with Psycho t’s name on it.

By: BROGDEN

BROGDEN — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 21:48:18 +0000

Dissin Mike Brown for having LBJ is like Dissing Phil for having 23 the original and 24. You play your schedule. You play your players. Those are 2 constants that will never change. Mike has a body of work as a headcoach in the L that few can match. LBJ’s a big reason for it, not the only reason. It takes coaching to get a player commited to defense, something he’s been doing since his rookie year. It takes coaching to delegate authority to players and coaches. Given his offensive philosophical shortcomings, maybe it was a brilliant coaching move to hire an O-coordinator. It kinda relates to a parallel situation, sort of. Andy Reid and Donovan get backlash all the time, b/c everyone’s a stout critic where I’m from. But honestly, and realistically, we’d be hardpressed to find suitable replacements with a body of work like thiers.

By: control

control — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 21:24:36 +0000

JT$

I’ll play you on those terms, where you stay at?

By: that's whats up

that's whats up — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 21:24:10 +0000

JT$ – man, you a freak

By: JT$

JT$ — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 21:19:01 +0000

@ vinny

First I’ll need your address. I’ll play with a pair of Bellagio sandals on and I wont shoot any 3′s. The stakes are $1k a point, game to 11 make it take it, and I’ll spot you 5 points and give u ball first. I will then strip the ball and your dignity from you, take a pull from a Dutch, blow it in your face, waltz past you to make the score 5-1. The next 10 minutes of your life afterwards will be a cross between a Bill Walton bad acid trip and your worst nightmare, as you will owe me $6k, have several broken bones in your legs and everyone @ DIME will know youre a huge dbag. It will be something like Pyscho T abusing a hobbit, hallucinating Christian Laettner. When the smoke clears, you’ll be lying in the paint crying like a girl, mumbling dumb comments about how you masturbate to a life sized Greg Oden cutout in your parents basement.

By: GEE...The Grinch and Scrooge are two of my homies.

GEE...The Grinch and Scrooge are two of my homies. — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 21:06:37 +0000

dapro I caught that mess lol. CP is a hyper lil mofo on the court sometimes.

But Duncan to actually assert himself like that had me trippin lol.

By: dapro

dapro — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 21:04:38 +0000

Duncan also told Paul to “Calm the f*ck down” when he overreacted to the Bonner bumping into him

I was dying when I saw that