NBA, Video / Dec 23, 2008 / 1:15 pm

Last-Minute Christmas Shopping

If you still don’t have anything under the tree, don’t worry. Here’s the Christmas present for that NBA fan in your life. And he/she doesn’t have to be a Cavs fan to enjoy this.

No joke, order your Ben Wallace Inflatable Defender for $49.99, right HERE.

Source: Fan IQ

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15 Responses to “Last-Minute Christmas Shopping”

  1. vinny says:

    That would be a perfect gift for Dick wellner!

  2. slygerogg says:

    that is hilarious

  3. PALakerFan says:

    Dude is like Fletch – 6’6″ but 6’9″ with the fro. He wishes he was 7′.

  4. fallinup says:

    I have this already. It ironically moves just like Ben Wallace does these days….stationary.

    For an extra 29.99 you can get the bench riding version also.

  5. PALakerFan says:

    Good stuff fallinup. I chuckled.

  6. Kudabeen says:

    I would make a height joke, but whether he is 6’6″ 6’9″ he is closer to 7 ft than I am, so I’ll let it go…

    I will say it will be a sad Christmas for somebody to unwrap that gift on Christmas day…Horrible product…

  7. PALakerFan says:

    And YES Dimecrew, I have nothing better to do all day than post comments on nearly every article. Fantasy Football is over and I’m bored senseless.

  8. PALakerFan says:

    Interesting height fact. Robert Wadlow was the tallest person who ever lived. He was 8’11″. That’s a foot and half taller than Yao.

    The “work” day can’t end soon enough.

  9. JCARR "K1N6" says:

    Didnt Robert Wadlow die because of like a baby scratch on his foot??? Anyway 50 bucks just to put air in plastic is too much.

  10. PALakerFan says:

    Yeah, some sort of infection from a cut. He was only 22 and showed no signs that he would stop growing.

  11. Mark says:

    You guys wrote about this in like, 2006, did you not?

  12. PALakerFan says:

    I don’t think I did, but who knows? That’s one of those things you forget about until you see it again and say “Holy shit, a real person was 9′ tall!?!?!?”

  13. dLee says:

    wait, is this the 02-05 17.9 rpg 3.7777 bpg Big Ben, or the 06-08 5.4 rpg Big Ben?

  14. rodnets says:

    I prefer an inflatable Phoenix Suns or Miami Heat Dime Piece. But thats me.

    I wonder if Big Ben will leave one of these in the bench during an actual game and anyone will notice.

  15. Celts Fan says:

    buy one for Scott Skiles and John Paxson and tell them it’s a punching bag. It’ll be their favorite present ever.

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