NBA / Dec 1, 2008 / 9:00 am

NBA Fight Club

Ron ArtestRon Artest, Dime #21

During last night’s Lakers/Raptors game, Derek Fisher and Jose Calderon were jawing with each other when L.A. announcer Stu Lantz said:

“As much as I like Calderon, don’t make that mistake. Don’t mess with the Bulldog.”

Almost everybody in the Dime office agreed that Fish would probably destroy Calderon, but what do you think?

And with that in mind, which NBA fights would you want to see?

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45 Responses to “NBA Fight Club”

  1. Craig says:

    Bron and ‘Test

  2. For Three says:

    Calderon would slam upside his dome. Peace to Fisher.

  3. GEE...All ya heard was poppa don't hit me no more says:

    Yea I think D. Fish would win that too!
    Dang this is like a wish list fa real.

    Anyone vs. Shaq
    Ben Wallace vs. Joey Dorsey
    K.G. vs. Kenyon Martin
    Tracy McGrady vs. Bobby Jackson pt 2.
    Kobe vs. Chris Childs (can we bring him back?) pt 2.
    LeBron vs. Haywood
    CP3 vs. D. Williams (finally settle that debate somehow)
    All of NY vs. Golden State!

  4. Lakeshow says:

    Don’t mess with Fisher … Dude is jacked for a PG

  5. GEE...All ya heard was poppa don't hit me no more says:

    Oh and A.I. vs. George Karl

  6. Dagomar says:

    Calderon would have a shot, he’s wiley.

    I second Bron and Artest. Wouldn’t mind Howard VS Yao, Oden or Bynum either. Iverson against Paul would be funny. Kobe against Pierce might be entertaining too.

  7. ERIC says:

    Fisher is more ripped and bigger than Calderon, but I have a feeling that Calderon is a crazy, feisty fighter and wouldnt back down to anyone. My vote goes with Calderon.

    As for other fights (as fighters, not basketball players):

    LeBron vs Artest
    Artest vs Ben Wallace
    LeBron vs Ben Wallace
    Craig Smith vs Brandon Bass (battle of the biceps)

  8. caeubona says:

    lebron vs charles barkley MVP version. that would be huge.

    also, lebron vs ben wallace
    kobe vs dwyane wade
    shaq vs yao ming
    bynum vs oden
    rudy fernandez vs dwight howard (revenge for superman)
    dwight vs shaq (let’s see who’s the real superman)
    tj ford vs jose calderon
    cp3 vs dwill

    and…

    stephon marbury vs the rest of the knicks, with mike d’antoni in the knicks’ corner.

  9. Student Of The Game says:

    D. Fish would destroy Calderon’s soft backside.. Anyways I would like to see Shaq and Dwight Howard go at it. That would be a site to see…

  10. Talented says:

    Dwight Howard v. Amare

  11. iain. says:

    NBA Super Featherweight championship bout:

    Tayshaun Prince vs. Andrei Kirilenko!

    Kirilenkos my bet his arms are so damn long his jab would be unstoppable!

  12. muwu says:

    Nate Robinson vs Yao Ming

  13. justice says:

    Ron Artest VS The Palace rematch

  14. Coop says:

    Being built is basically nothing to do with winning a fight. Calderon could easily crush Fish if he knows how to throw a punch.

    I’d like to Ron Ron versus Stephen Jackson, just because I’d be cheering like crazy for Ronald.

  15. jjankechu says:

    marbury vs. q-rich. you know that’s going to get ugly.

  16. Saku 39 says:

    Agreed Coop.

    One word: Kimbo

  17. the_don_mega says:

    Kobe vs Chris Childs round 2…
    KG vs Anthony Peeler round 2….

  18. Amar says:

    LMAO @ tay vs. ak-47 . . . that would straight up be hilarious, but I would expect andrei’s wife to somehow get involved to stop the fight. she seems like his manager anyway. (seriously, only ONE extra-marital affair / year? when does the wife get to make that rule?)

    d-will would kill cp3, not because he’s bigger, has a longer reach, thicker, or anything like that — just because you know that d-will wants to murder him. it would be like Salieri vs. Mozart all over again.

    I want to see those two former portland centers fighting, that Korean kid and that other guy — Ha Seung Jin and Nedzad Sinanovic.

    Matt Barnes vs. Bruce Bowen. Both will try to out dirty each other.

  19. McLovin says:

    Jermaine Oneal vs the Detroit Fan pt.2

  20. Chaos says:

    Craig Smith vs Brandon Bass vs Leon Powe
    Ron Artest vs Ben Wallace
    Tayshaun vs AK47
    Truth vs Mamba
    AI vs Nate Robinson
    Grant Hill vs T-Mac
    Shaq vs Brad Miller
    Shaq vs D. Howard
    Maggette vs lebron (both are jacked)
    Devin Harris vs Monta Ellis
    Eddy Curry vs Sean May

  21. Amar says:

    paul millsap will take on whomever wins between craig smith vs. brandon bass vs. leon powe.

    millsap trained in MMA this last offseason.

  22. it aint easy being green says:

    big baby vs zach randolph in a ladder match

    d howitzer vs stat

    craig saiger vs marv albert

    craig saiger vs his tailor

  23. George W Kush Sr says:

    Mamba vs Bruce Bowen

    Eddy Curry vs Jenny Craig

  24. jl90 says:

    Brandon Bass vs. Ben Wallace

    Steve Blake vs. Jose Juan Barea

    Mike Sweetney vs. Dieting

  25. bahama boi says:

    LEBRRON vs DESHAWN

    MAMBA vs RAJA BELL

    AMARE vs DWIGHT

    CARMELO vs the truth

    CP3 vs D WILL

  26. bahama boi says:

    oh yea BARKLEY(bring him back) vs LEBRON

  27. Detroit Dave says:

    BIG BABY vs Olliver Miller
    Maxiell vs Paul Millsap vs Craig Smith (king of the ring)

    Shaq vs The Free Throw Line

  28. yoda says:

    fish would probably win that fight but he would bleed too. calderon showed with k.g. that he has balls, and too many times its not all about muscles, its how much someone wants to win. i’ve seen some skinny dudes fighting bigger guys, and they kept nothing back, like theirs life depends on that. i’d like to see anyone vs.k.g to smash his dirty talking mouth (dj mbenga would be good. he’s a laker and he has black belt in judo). and ‘melo without his bench and that nyk guy (can’t remeber his name).

  29. doc says:

    Muscle dont win fights fellas,heart do.That said give me Ai vs Melo.I just think its more to that story.U knew Melo got off the Ai train when he cut his braids.My homies called the trade from there.

  30. Ross says:

    “Don’t mess with the Bulldog”? Nothing witty I can say will ever top that.

  31. Taj says:

    Isiah vs. Steph
    Steph vs. NYK Front Office Handicapped Match
    Chris Quinn vs Nate Rob

  32. Flip says:

    Calderon got up in Garnetts face, so either he’s suicidal or he’s just mad good at fighting. I’d take him

  33. Big Nyce says:

    FISHER ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE HE’S WEARING LIPSTICK..PUNK BIIIAATTCH….He’s the kinda dude that will go to jail and be MR. MAN-LOVE…

  34. Don Mega says:

    Jose would hand Derek’s ass to him and then slap the cancer out of his daughter’s eyes . Homie’s spanish , he fights bulls in the offseason !

  35. BMW says:

    Yao against Nate Rob

  36. doc says:

    Damn Mega, I guess thats what they mean when they say come strong or not at all.

  37. mules says:

    Tag team match:
    Roy Hibbert/CP3 vs. Greg Oden/Derrick Rose – 2 slow-motion dudes and 2 hyper-quick dudes…the mis-matches would be hilarious
    Back-in-the-day match:
    John Starks vs. MJ
    Boring undercard bout:
    Timmy D vs. Joey Crawford
    Main event:
    Amare vs. Dwight Howard

  38. Don Mega says:

    Hey doc , he’d help his daughter out .. s’all i’m sayin’ . Jose kicking Fish’s ass might help out his gross ass lefty jumper too .

  39. french says:

    curry vs missing a meal

  40. Lee says:

    Van Gundy and Zo’s leg pt 2 !!!!

  41. Skywalker says:

    Dwight vs KG

    I just want someone to snap KG n shut him up

    other matchups:

    Dwight v Amare – would be immense
    Shaq v Yao – see if Yao has a demon side
    Nate v Muggsy – how entertaining would that be?
    Spree v Artest v SJack – u know someone’s dead
    tag team: Marbury/Isaiah v Q-rich/D’Antoni
    Pierce v Kobe – u gotta have that one

    Chaos said T-Mac vs Grant – funny but one would get injured before the fight even starts!

    Parker v Jaric – who cares about the fight….Adriana n Eva on opposite corners!

  42. MoneeMane says:

    Allen Iverson and Dennis Rodman.

  43. jbd says:

    id have

    Kobe vs Pierce
    Artest vs Rodman from back in the day
    Vince Carter vs T mac
    Monta ellis Vs the Moped Part 2
    Tag team, Kidd and CP3 vs Nash and D will
    Shawn marrion vs TO

  44. jbd says:

    And the Main event wold be

    Bron Vs Bruce bowen

    a chance for playoff revenge, but it would be pretty close

  45. Mamba #5 says:

    Sprewell vs. PJ Carlesimo
    Kyle Korver vs. Zach Randolph & his crew

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