NBA / Dec 1, 2008 / 9:00 am
NBA Fight Club
Ron Artest, Dime #21During last night’s Lakers/Raptors game, Derek Fisher and Jose Calderon were jawing with each other when L.A. announcer Stu Lantz said:
“As much as I like Calderon, don’t make that mistake. Don’t mess with the Bulldog.”
Almost everybody in the Dime office agreed that Fish would probably destroy Calderon, but what do you think?
And with that in mind, which NBA fights would you want to see?
























December 1st, 2008 at 9:06 am
Craig says:
Bron and ‘Test
December 1st, 2008 at 9:08 am
For Three says:
Calderon would slam upside his dome. Peace to Fisher.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:09 am
GEE...All ya heard was poppa don't hit me no more says:
Yea I think D. Fish would win that too!
Dang this is like a wish list fa real.
Anyone vs. Shaq
Ben Wallace vs. Joey Dorsey
K.G. vs. Kenyon Martin
Tracy McGrady vs. Bobby Jackson pt 2.
Kobe vs. Chris Childs (can we bring him back?) pt 2.
LeBron vs. Haywood
CP3 vs. D. Williams (finally settle that debate somehow)
All of NY vs. Golden State!
December 1st, 2008 at 9:09 am
Lakeshow says:
Don’t mess with Fisher … Dude is jacked for a PG
December 1st, 2008 at 9:09 am
GEE...All ya heard was poppa don't hit me no more says:
Oh and A.I. vs. George Karl
December 1st, 2008 at 9:10 am
Dagomar says:
Calderon would have a shot, he’s wiley.
I second Bron and Artest. Wouldn’t mind Howard VS Yao, Oden or Bynum either. Iverson against Paul would be funny. Kobe against Pierce might be entertaining too.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:11 am
ERIC says:
Fisher is more ripped and bigger than Calderon, but I have a feeling that Calderon is a crazy, feisty fighter and wouldnt back down to anyone. My vote goes with Calderon.
As for other fights (as fighters, not basketball players):
LeBron vs Artest
Artest vs Ben Wallace
LeBron vs Ben Wallace
Craig Smith vs Brandon Bass (battle of the biceps)
December 1st, 2008 at 9:14 am
caeubona says:
lebron vs charles barkley MVP version. that would be huge.
also, lebron vs ben wallace
kobe vs dwyane wade
shaq vs yao ming
bynum vs oden
rudy fernandez vs dwight howard (revenge for superman)
dwight vs shaq (let’s see who’s the real superman)
tj ford vs jose calderon
cp3 vs dwill
and…
stephon marbury vs the rest of the knicks, with mike d’antoni in the knicks’ corner.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:15 am
Student Of The Game says:
D. Fish would destroy Calderon’s soft backside.. Anyways I would like to see Shaq and Dwight Howard go at it. That would be a site to see…
December 1st, 2008 at 9:17 am
Talented says:
Dwight Howard v. Amare
December 1st, 2008 at 9:18 am
iain. says:
NBA Super Featherweight championship bout:
Tayshaun Prince vs. Andrei Kirilenko!
Kirilenkos my bet his arms are so damn long his jab would be unstoppable!
December 1st, 2008 at 9:28 am
muwu says:
Nate Robinson vs Yao Ming
December 1st, 2008 at 9:28 am
justice says:
Ron Artest VS The Palace rematch
December 1st, 2008 at 9:33 am
Coop says:
Being built is basically nothing to do with winning a fight. Calderon could easily crush Fish if he knows how to throw a punch.
I’d like to Ron Ron versus Stephen Jackson, just because I’d be cheering like crazy for Ronald.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:38 am
jjankechu says:
marbury vs. q-rich. you know that’s going to get ugly.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:47 am
Saku 39 says:
Agreed Coop.
One word: Kimbo
December 1st, 2008 at 9:50 am
the_don_mega says:
Kobe vs Chris Childs round 2…
KG vs Anthony Peeler round 2….
December 1st, 2008 at 10:04 am
Amar says:
LMAO @ tay vs. ak-47 . . . that would straight up be hilarious, but I would expect andrei’s wife to somehow get involved to stop the fight. she seems like his manager anyway. (seriously, only ONE extra-marital affair / year? when does the wife get to make that rule?)
d-will would kill cp3, not because he’s bigger, has a longer reach, thicker, or anything like that — just because you know that d-will wants to murder him. it would be like Salieri vs. Mozart all over again.
I want to see those two former portland centers fighting, that Korean kid and that other guy — Ha Seung Jin and Nedzad Sinanovic.
Matt Barnes vs. Bruce Bowen. Both will try to out dirty each other.
December 1st, 2008 at 10:10 am
McLovin says:
Jermaine Oneal vs the Detroit Fan pt.2
December 1st, 2008 at 10:22 am
Chaos says:
Craig Smith vs Brandon Bass vs Leon Powe
Ron Artest vs Ben Wallace
Tayshaun vs AK47
Truth vs Mamba
AI vs Nate Robinson
Grant Hill vs T-Mac
Shaq vs Brad Miller
Shaq vs D. Howard
Maggette vs lebron (both are jacked)
Devin Harris vs Monta Ellis
Eddy Curry vs Sean May
December 1st, 2008 at 10:36 am
Amar says:
paul millsap will take on whomever wins between craig smith vs. brandon bass vs. leon powe.
millsap trained in MMA this last offseason.
December 1st, 2008 at 10:42 am
it aint easy being green says:
big baby vs zach randolph in a ladder match
d howitzer vs stat
craig saiger vs marv albert
craig saiger vs his tailor
December 1st, 2008 at 10:44 am
George W Kush Sr says:
Mamba vs Bruce Bowen
Eddy Curry vs Jenny Craig
December 1st, 2008 at 10:51 am
jl90 says:
Brandon Bass vs. Ben Wallace
Steve Blake vs. Jose Juan Barea
Mike Sweetney vs. Dieting
December 1st, 2008 at 10:57 am
bahama boi says:
LEBRRON vs DESHAWN
MAMBA vs RAJA BELL
AMARE vs DWIGHT
CARMELO vs the truth
CP3 vs D WILL
December 1st, 2008 at 10:58 am
bahama boi says:
oh yea BARKLEY(bring him back) vs LEBRON
December 1st, 2008 at 11:00 am
Detroit Dave says:
BIG BABY vs Olliver Miller
Maxiell vs Paul Millsap vs Craig Smith (king of the ring)
Shaq vs The Free Throw Line
December 1st, 2008 at 11:17 am
yoda says:
fish would probably win that fight but he would bleed too. calderon showed with k.g. that he has balls, and too many times its not all about muscles, its how much someone wants to win. i’ve seen some skinny dudes fighting bigger guys, and they kept nothing back, like theirs life depends on that. i’d like to see anyone vs.k.g to smash his dirty talking mouth (dj mbenga would be good. he’s a laker and he has black belt in judo). and ‘melo without his bench and that nyk guy (can’t remeber his name).
December 1st, 2008 at 11:37 am
doc says:
Muscle dont win fights fellas,heart do.That said give me Ai vs Melo.I just think its more to that story.U knew Melo got off the Ai train when he cut his braids.My homies called the trade from there.
December 1st, 2008 at 11:46 am
Ross says:
“Don’t mess with the Bulldog”? Nothing witty I can say will ever top that.
December 1st, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Taj says:
Isiah vs. Steph
Steph vs. NYK Front Office Handicapped Match
Chris Quinn vs Nate Rob
December 1st, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Flip says:
Calderon got up in Garnetts face, so either he’s suicidal or he’s just mad good at fighting. I’d take him
December 1st, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Big Nyce says:
FISHER ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE HE’S WEARING LIPSTICK..PUNK BIIIAATTCH….He’s the kinda dude that will go to jail and be MR. MAN-LOVE…
December 1st, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Don Mega says:
Jose would hand Derek’s ass to him and then slap the cancer out of his daughter’s eyes . Homie’s spanish , he fights bulls in the offseason !
December 1st, 2008 at 2:15 pm
BMW says:
Yao against Nate Rob
December 1st, 2008 at 2:39 pm
doc says:
Damn Mega, I guess thats what they mean when they say come strong or not at all.
December 1st, 2008 at 2:59 pm
mules says:
Tag team match:
Roy Hibbert/CP3 vs. Greg Oden/Derrick Rose – 2 slow-motion dudes and 2 hyper-quick dudes…the mis-matches would be hilarious
Back-in-the-day match:
John Starks vs. MJ
Boring undercard bout:
Timmy D vs. Joey Crawford
Main event:
Amare vs. Dwight Howard
December 1st, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Don Mega says:
Hey doc , he’d help his daughter out .. s’all i’m sayin’ . Jose kicking Fish’s ass might help out his gross ass lefty jumper too .
December 1st, 2008 at 6:21 pm
french says:
curry vs missing a meal
December 1st, 2008 at 7:29 pm
Lee says:
Van Gundy and Zo’s leg pt 2 !!!!
December 1st, 2008 at 10:46 pm
Skywalker says:
Dwight vs KG
I just want someone to snap KG n shut him up
other matchups:
Dwight v Amare – would be immense
Shaq v Yao – see if Yao has a demon side
Nate v Muggsy – how entertaining would that be?
Spree v Artest v SJack – u know someone’s dead
tag team: Marbury/Isaiah v Q-rich/D’Antoni
Pierce v Kobe – u gotta have that one
Chaos said T-Mac vs Grant – funny but one would get injured before the fight even starts!
Parker v Jaric – who cares about the fight….Adriana n Eva on opposite corners!
December 7th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
MoneeMane says:
Allen Iverson and Dennis Rodman.
December 18th, 2008 at 10:07 am
jbd says:
id have
Kobe vs Pierce
Artest vs Rodman from back in the day
Vince Carter vs T mac
Monta ellis Vs the Moped Part 2
Tag team, Kidd and CP3 vs Nash and D will
Shawn marrion vs TO
December 18th, 2008 at 10:11 am
jbd says:
And the Main event wold be
Bron Vs Bruce bowen
a chance for playoff revenge, but it would be pretty close
December 24th, 2008 at 11:18 am
Mamba #5 says:
Sprewell vs. PJ Carlesimo
Kyle Korver vs. Zach Randolph & his crew