NBA / Dec 8, 2008 / 7:24 pm
NBA Players That Wouldn’t Pass As A Santa Claus
One of my favorite new blogs out there is Blaze of Love. These Blazers fanatics come correct with everything regarding the Rose City. After reading their list of “NBA players that wouldn’t pass as a Santa Claus,” I thought I had to share.
Below is their list of players guaranteed to make the worst Santa…ever. It’s no surprise there are a couple former Blazers mentioned.
Stephon Marbury
Chris Anderson
Ben Wallace
Allen Iverson
Sebastian Telfair
Robert Swift
Kevin Garnett
Darius Miles
Zach Randolph
Stephen Jackson
Ron Artest
Sasha Vujacic
Amare Stoudemire
Shelden Williams
Tim Duncan
Josh Howard
Who else would you add to the list?
Read the reasoning behind each of Blaze of Love’s selections HERE.
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December 8th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
Balla says:
first???
December 8th, 2008 at 7:32 pm
JCARR says:
Charles Barkley- gambling (santa hat full of chips)
Sam cassel – he’s not from this world. “ET phone home”
December 8th, 2008 at 7:34 pm
fallinup (What Would Charles Oakley Do?) says:
Damn. I didn’t even get to the text and the pic of Stephen Jackson with a Santa Hat on got me laughin’.
December 8th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
JCARR says:
Greg Oden- fake i.d
December 8th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
rob stewart says:
Manute Bol would be a hilariuos Santa. Way to tall and skinny
December 8th, 2008 at 7:49 pm
David Brandon says:
where’s tim thomas??? dude wouldnt put any effort into it…
December 8th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
banga says:
why is tim duncan on that list?
December 8th, 2008 at 8:06 pm
Derik says:
Eddy Curry….too obese to be Santa
December 8th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
dagwaller says:
Santa Birdman, why do you have all that snow under your nose?
December 8th, 2008 at 8:20 pm
dagwaller says:
Kevin McHale – the original “Black Hole” was never very giving. He’s much better suited to be the Grinch, because while selfish early on, now that we’re “at the end”, it’s clear that he was just waiting to do all the giving (Danny Ainge sends his best again, Kev!).
December 8th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
wiseman says:
wut about yao shaq and dwight kids would be scared of them
December 8th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
junior says:
some of thepost is decent
alot of its wack though
TD because hes a winner?
vujaicic cause hes gay
thats cold
December 8th, 2008 at 9:41 pm
Mista TKO says:
Damn Dime, ya’ll done crashed their servers……
Derik and dagwaller,
Ya’ll are too damn silly Lol.
December 8th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
Kellex says:
Aron! Thanks for the link love man. Glad you are enjoying our new blog!
December 8th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
kowtz says:
Can you imagine KG going up on a kid’s face, eyes wide open almost popping out, whiel shouting: “Have you been fuckin’ naughty this year fool!?!?!”
December 8th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
kowtz says:
YAO Ming also wouldn’t make it…
hE HAS TO BE LYING DOWN ON THE FLOOR SO THAT KIDS COULD WHISPER ON HIS EAR…
December 8th, 2008 at 11:25 pm
Dagomar says:
This is a great comments section.
December 8th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
Richard Wellner says:
How about 75% of the league, because Santa is white?
December 9th, 2008 at 12:04 am
marcus says:
Which NBA players wouldn’t make a good santa claus?…
hmmm..
Who says Dime isn’t real journalism!?!?!
December 9th, 2008 at 12:39 am
Richard Wellner says:
Marcus, I just KNOW that that was sarcasm in your tone. If it wasn’t, make it so. High five::SLAPPPP::
December 9th, 2008 at 3:23 am
thomasmmm says:
racist swine! dennis rodman.
December 9th, 2008 at 7:08 am
Celts Fan says:
Ruben Patterson, unless Santa routinely gets nabbed for attempted rape.
December 9th, 2008 at 7:09 am
Celts Fan says:
Marcus Williams would be a great Santa though, laptops for everyone!