Deron Williams Loves To Haze Rookies
D-WillWhen you’re going against the Warriors, I guess you don’t need to take the pre-game shootaround as seriously as you would otherwise. Case in point: before playing Golden State last night, Deron Williams decided that he wanted to spend his time punting basketballs into the upper deck of EnergySolutions Arena, and then make Kosta Koufos go retrieve them.
But the best part might be after the game when D-Will got wind of the Fiesta Bowl score, and was talking a ton of trash to Koufos, a former Buckeye.
In fact, it didn’t take long for the Jazz to pick up right where they left off at shootaround. Williams was riding Koufos about Texas’ victory over Ohio State in the Fiesta Bowl.
Whenever Koufos tried to ask Williams what bowl Illinois played in, Williams cut him with one “Hook ‘em Horns” declaration after another. Williams also promised Koufos he’d be retrieving a whole rack of balls from the upper deck the next time.
Not a bad way to haze rookies.
What would you do to haze a rookie if you could?
Source: Salt Lake Tribune via True Hoop
January 6th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
fallinup says:
I’d shit in their lockers for every home game. Take that, rookie!
January 6th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
George W Kush Sr says:
I’d give the towel boy a break and let the rookie do his work, washing em all, ha ha
January 6th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
GEE...I'm tryin not to lose my head a hahuhuhu says:
That Williams got coach material written all over him!
I’d go “School Daze” and put the bananas in the toilet and have them squish them blindfolded. And they could call me “Big Brotha Almighttty”
January 6th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
JCARR says:
I would get there game shoes and rub them in dog sh*t.
I would get a sharpie and put new designs to his game jersey.
January 6th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
D.H. says:
I would invite him over to my place with a bunch of other vets, get him drunk, tie him up, draw all over him with Sharpies. Then he would have to show up to pracice next day with ‘tats’ all over his body . . .
January 6th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
GEE...I'm tryin not to lose my head a hahuhuhu says:
Question is what do you guys over at DIME do to the new guys and gals.
Gotta be careful with the ladies, them harrassment deals are no joke.
I mean I seen the video where you all had dude breakdancing …wait he did that voluntarily didn’t he? Sad.
Anyway P. Cassidy, AB, Katz, The Jed, Fantasy Doc and all what do you guys and gal do to Aron and other newbies? I mean Aron is new to us at least.
January 6th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
fallinup says:
I’d put PCP in the rooks Gatorade and have em run suicides until the court bursts into flames.
For every missed free throw, they have to lick the starting center’s “notcha” right after the game. (for those unfamiliar with the “notcha”, it’s the part of a male between the ass and balls. It’s NOTCHA ass and it’s NOTCHA balls!)
Each rookie must wear g-strings during all team flights.
Wax on/Wax off, paint house, paint fence, sand floor.
Tell the rookies during the first game against PHX that Shaq likes it when you touch his ass and say, “Shazam!!!, that’s a man of steel!”
Two words: PUBIC BEARDS
January 6th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
AY says:
fallinup, that’s um, lack of a better word, gay.
i would send rookies organize my truck party, however.
January 6th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
GEE...I'm tryin not to lose my head a hahuhuhu says:
naw fallinup I heard it was a tain’t
I taint ya anus and it taint ya sac!
I will have to remember notcha though.
G string thing is funny and make it do a Whale tail outside the jeans. LOL
January 6th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Coop says:
I’d have let Williams kick as many balls up to whichever row he wanted then laughed in his face when he asked me to fetch them. I’d then say “listen you little prick, you’re not my dad so unless you want your face to end up like Georghie Muresan’s then I suggest you fuck off and get them yourself. Goodbye!”
January 6th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
fallinup says:
It’s alright AY. You’re comment was um, lack of a better word, original.
January 6th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
thaisito says:
coop
fuck yeah i mean deron is acting like a 12 year vet that has won 3 titles
ill just laugh at his ass and walk away
January 6th, 2009 at 5:20 pm
dukesman2000 says:
Dime, did you ask the question What would you do to haze a rookie if you could? Or did you ask these guys about their gay fantasies?
January 6th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
123 says:
Yea for real what is with all the licking dudes crotches stuff. That’s not hazing that is just queer.
And I always called it the gooch.
January 6th, 2009 at 7:16 pm
sans says:
I would make him do his best Jagger everywhere we went, until all the cheerleaders, and anyone else not in on the joke, would start calling him Mick.
if you don’t know about it…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdqMFxDyLMI
January 6th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
fallinup says:
Damn, I guess I shouldn’t have went where the close minded snobs don’t go. I’ve seen worse stuff done in Jack Ass movies. But okay.
fallinup goes back to proving his cyber Machismo. Lighten up, tight asses. (oops, sorry…nutha gay reference, yo!)
January 6th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
solomon says:
simple… i’d command the rook do a flagrant 2 on either kobe or lebron, and i’d give him an option - he could choose to undercut ron artest or to taunt KG all game long…
easy, isn’t it?
January 6th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
Eddy Curry says:
I’d make them fetch me donuts at pregame, warmups, time outs, halftime, free throws, after the game, post game interview…..I’m hungry…..and I don’t play anyways
January 6th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
fallinup says:
Eddy, you so crazy!
January 6th, 2009 at 10:15 pm
GEE...of the year! says:
Basically make a rook be yo personal assistant. Let dude be the Fonsworth to your Diddy.
Get me cheesecake, wash my clothes, cook food and it betta be right, vaccum, do dishes, sweep, mop, wash the rides babysit the kids lol and anything else.
Make dude spit wack lines in the club just to see him get turned down and crack up.
January 6th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
Tha Boddy says:
I’d make them tell people the stories of how awesome Chuck Norris is…I heard that guy has a third fist behind his mustache
January 7th, 2009 at 4:23 am
AY says:
i heard chuck norris sneezes with his eyes open.
January 7th, 2009 at 4:43 am
solomon says:
LOL no love for the original chuckster?
dude was bad-ass in movies, though… just make the rookie roll in a chuck norris stache - that’d be major punishment already…
January 7th, 2009 at 6:21 am
Martin says:
D Wiliams is nasty
http://www.squidoo.com/DeronWilliams
January 7th, 2009 at 7:49 am
VHAS says:
ha ha..poor Eddy Curry, everyone is always making fun of him!
January 7th, 2009 at 7:56 am
doc says:
I’d pass the dutch that he thought was weed and tell him it was pcp as he inhaled deeply.And it would be a hour before practice.