The other night I turned to Jazz/Wolves and caught an interview with Florida rapper D-Bizz Oh No, described in Smack as “a Soulja Boy look-alike who won a $5,000 contest by creating a Jazz theme song.” I promised a video ASAP, and here it is: “Scream Utah!”
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January 22nd, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Brown says:
This is pathetic. Whoever gave this dude $5k is a sucker.
January 22nd, 2009 at 3:34 pm
Zibala says:
and i thought soulja boy was the worst excuse for a rapper ever
January 22nd, 2009 at 3:38 pm
David Brandon says:
i’m not gonna lie…between dude spelling undefeated wrong and rhyming kirelenko with ankles…i was dyin’! hahahaha
January 22nd, 2009 at 3:43 pm
the Heckler says:
yo…mispelling in the beginning and i turned this off instantly.
Austin….no more promises
January 22nd, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Bill Bixby says:
I thought rap was banned in Utah.
January 22nd, 2009 at 4:13 pm
GEE...From pasadena to medina says:
Obviously pimpin wasn’t getting no love in Miami and had to try to get something off on Utah.
That bad part is Utah allowed it!
Dang the one time Utah tries to go hip-hop and they go to this guy.
They should automatically drop a rank in the playoffs as a penalty for this song.
January 22nd, 2009 at 4:23 pm
control says:
Holy shit this is bad. Can you even be “undifeeted” in basketball? Wouldn’t that require a 82-0 season and 16-0 playoffs? Them mormons got some crazy fucking crack. Has ANYTHING good ever came out of Utah? That state is a bigger piece of shit than Michigan, solely because of this one stupid rapper.
January 22nd, 2009 at 4:48 pm
A$$Cube aka Mormonized... says:
What the hell?!!
I’m glad he didn’t sing about Memo at all –or he would have tried to make it rhyme with “best difendoe”.
January 22nd, 2009 at 4:54 pm
robmo35 says:
Couldn’t they find a Mormon rapper? There has to be somebody out there out there meshing beats with Brigham Young’s teachings
January 22nd, 2009 at 4:56 pm
GEE...From pasadena to medina says:
Jazz fans have lost their swagga for the year! I don’t care if my team don’t make the playoffs at all, or even if your favorite team gets swept by Utah.
Utah fans can’t even come with anything till next year, this year just went down the drain officially!
January 22nd, 2009 at 5:01 pm
control says:
GEE
Are there even any true Utah fans that post on Dime on the regular? I think a few people don’t mind em, but I don’t think I actually know a true Utah fan. Mormons can’t/don’t use computers do they?
January 22nd, 2009 at 5:04 pm
mules says:
hopefully Jazz fans will only have to put up with this garbage until “all-around shooter #5 Carlos Boozer” ends up on another team. Kinda weird that the second player he “raps” about doesn’t even start. And, I’m sorry but the “behind the back, alley-oop, tomohawk slam” is not in Jerry Sloan’s playbook.
January 22nd, 2009 at 5:06 pm
that's whats up says:
hey, wasn’t this Fed’s Banger of the Day last week?
LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!
January 22nd, 2009 at 5:13 pm
GEE...From pasadena to medina says:
Control
mules
that’s whats up
All yall dudes got me crackin up!
Yea I think a Dave and Amar are two dudes who post regular that are Utah fans!
That guy rappin probably is FED lol!
Jerry Sloan doesn’t use a playbook does he? Every play is pick and roll. Unless he has a pick and roll 1 or pick and roll 2 or something.
January 22nd, 2009 at 5:16 pm
control says:
I don’t know if that D-Bizz Oh No kid is YOUNGFED, since word I heard is YOUNGFED looks like Alfonso Riberio, not Souljaboy. Maybe souljaboy AND D-Bizz are both YOUNGFED’s cousins, that is why he has to defend em both w/ his life.
GEE
Oh, didn’t really notice any positive Utah posts…
January 22nd, 2009 at 6:07 pm
TomGfromCanada says:
word!
January 22nd, 2009 at 6:24 pm
David Brandon says:
the comments for this posts are funny as hell…
LOL about the FED part. i still think its tyrone, but whatever man. think about it: there’s no comp to be the biggest G in utah now that deshawn’s gone, so tyrone gets the crown by default. lol
January 22nd, 2009 at 7:35 pm
macmissionary says:
I’m a Utah fan and I haven’t quit laughing since the D-Bizz interview. Atrocious. By the way, Mormons use computers, have one wife, give blood, use medicine, etc …
January 22nd, 2009 at 7:36 pm
Big Freeze says:
Shit is hot fam.
January 22nd, 2009 at 7:43 pm
m says:
i’m not mormon, and in fact i’ve never been to utah, but i’m a long time jazz fan. maybe there are no “positive utah posts” because jazz fans can’t be bothered to respond to your ridiculous prejudice and ignorance.
January 22nd, 2009 at 10:52 pm
control says:
m
That type of prejudice and ignorance is not ridiculous at all. People just don’t like Utah in general, and it’s not even that general dislike people have for the Spurs because they have been so successful. Might be the zealot mormons starting cults and shit all through Utah that people don’t like, I don’t know what it is, but that hate is there.
January 22nd, 2009 at 11:56 pm
Mark says:
Haha. Good represent Utahhhh. Goin’ undifeated!
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:24 am
Amar says:
yeah, the ‘worst’ part about all of this, is that the jazz media relations were emailing jazz blogs to post links / hype up this contest. back when i was blogging i got one, and it was funny. i deleted it immediately.
actually the ‘worst’ part about all of this is that the jazz players (apparently) were going to choose the winning song, and this one was the best out of all of them.
btw, i love how people have this connection in their mind to the utah jazz and mormons. how many players/coaches on the jazz are mormon? that’s right, zero.
tom chambers, danny ainge and shawn bradley are mormons, and save for chambers at the end of his career, none of them played for the jazz.
additionally, there are more mormons in cali than in utah. making fun of other groups / colors / faiths is wrong . . . no one says that all orlando magic fans are 60 year old retired jews, do they? but mormons are the last great hope for intollerance. you’d think that people would grow up, america has with a black president — yet so many people are free to be bigots over the anonymous internet.
and for the record, i’ve been a jazz fan since 1987-1988, never been to utah, and am not a mormon.
January 23rd, 2009 at 12:13 pm
macmissionary says:
As for Mormon Jazz coaches, Phil Johnson is a Mormon, though he doesn’t practice.