Andrew Bynum Is a Genius
Goodness gracious this guy is brilliant. Last everyone heard, Andrew Bynum was weeks away from being ready to get back on the court with the Lake Show. But this past Saturday, Bynum was at the Playboy Mansion, picking playmates up onto his shoulders, jumping over velvet ropes - basically running through the Mansion as if it were an obstacle course.
Therein lies his genius: even though he was partying poolside while his teammates were prepping for the Hawks, no one can really get mad at him now that he’s officially ready to return. Is anyone in L.A. really going to waste time yelling at AB when they could be bringing him back into the fold?
He picked up Playmate Nicole Narain and placed her on his shoulders and got somebody to take a picture with his digital camera.
Upper-body strength, check.
He hopped over a velvet rope near the DJ booth so he could take a picture with Narain and other Playmates who ended up sitting on his lap.
Jumping ability, check.
He sidestepped a few of the roaming cameras and got down with some Playmates on the checkered dance floor set up in the backyard.
Lateral movement, check.
Later, with lines around the bar getting longer, he pulled out a bottled beverage from one pocket and four plastic cups from another and offered up drinks to three Playmates who were with him.
Ability to adjust to game situations, check.
And maybe the best part of this whole thing is how eerily similar Bynum looks like Tracy Morgan in that photo. But if his physique has gotten anything like Morgan’s, maybe he isn’t quite ready to return.
Source: Fan Nation
March 31st, 2009 at 10:48 am
Drink the Haterade (KB24 Chip 09) says:
Ability to adjust to game situations, check.
Classic
March 31st, 2009 at 10:48 am
LAballer says:
LOL..i love la
March 31st, 2009 at 10:49 am
Kudabeen says:
I was just about to post this…Not made…Some people rehab with weights others with playboy chicks…Not a bad look…
March 31st, 2009 at 10:51 am
fallinup says:
Ew…that Playboy chick is givin me the creeps. I don’t like how her eyes are starin at me…
I’M BRIAN FELLOWS!
March 31st, 2009 at 10:53 am
S-SiN says:
that’s game on top of game!
March 31st, 2009 at 11:16 am
SJ says:
i want to go to there
March 31st, 2009 at 11:19 am
Ric Hardwood says:
If that’s what rehab is like in LA, it’s no wonder Bynum gets injured every year… hehe
March 31st, 2009 at 11:34 am
YOUNGFED..."AKA New Camaro Pharoah" "Yeah I cop'd it." says:
LMAO, check
March 31st, 2009 at 11:44 am
YOUNGFED..."AKA New Camaro Pharoah" "Yeah I cop'd it." says:
Andrew Bynum=FUGLY, check
His head smelled like hoochie crotch allnite, check
She prolly R-Kelly’d him, check
Him and Heff beat in the poop-shute, check
lol
March 31st, 2009 at 11:46 am
lifep says:
Baby mama in a couple of months…check!
March 31st, 2009 at 11:53 am
SEATTLELITE says:
HAHAHA THIS DUDE GOT COLIN FARRELL’S SLOPPY SECONDS ON HIS SHOULDERS LOL
March 31st, 2009 at 11:53 am
LakeShow84 says:
Lol its always good to reutrn to work after a long vacation..
Bet he comes back even better lol maybe not but wishful thinking..
So haters.. looks like Bynum WILL be back.. Anyone still think we wont
March 31st, 2009 at 11:57 am
shake&bake says:
Damn he looks like Tracy Morgan.
March 31st, 2009 at 12:09 pm
Kermit the Washington says:
Wait…that wasn’t Andrew Bynum on 30 Rock this whole time?
March 31st, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Celts Fan says:
N. O. E. No-e
March 31st, 2009 at 12:29 pm
MOVEZ says:
very funny
March 31st, 2009 at 12:56 pm
Rare Air says:
Just living the life.
March 31st, 2009 at 1:07 pm
Mrbball says:
YoungFed & SEATTLELITE
Not funny, Glad you two Donkeys are not comedy writers.
March 31st, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Celticsdada says:
seriously what have this guy done during his entire 4 years career?? Nothing, zip, nada…he hasnt done anything worth that contract he got. Yet keeps getting injured and party his way out so he can rehab like this? Wow another black man with lifetime opportunity to do smtu with his life and he keeps fukkin it up
March 31st, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Dcam323 says:
He does look like tracy morgan. LOL
March 31st, 2009 at 1:26 pm
doc says:
@Celticdada-Didnt that black man just get a 80 million contract/He doing something better than ya ass.
March 31st, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Skeeter McGee says:
Is Andrew Bynum even 21 yet haha?
March 31st, 2009 at 2:03 pm
PWEEZY says:
Looks like a tranny his on his shoulders right now are you sure he’s at the Playboy mansion or the blue oyster????
March 31st, 2009 at 5:06 pm
E$ says:
And this guy is the missing piece…..Laker fans should start going to church
March 31st, 2009 at 10:10 pm
MASSHOLE says:
this guy is a joke.no wonder why the C’s beat them..LA has BS like this goin on. Cue the duckboats
April 1st, 2009 at 3:02 am
solomon (el latino machismo) says:
LOL
can’t blame the young buck for living the life…
April 1st, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Slammer Mac says:
Bill Laimbeer retired awhile ago. So, I don’t quite understand the necessity of putting one’s self through the very torturous piggyback rehabilitation regime.
BTW, Andrew should be facing the other way. Kids these days….