Donte Greene Makes A Terrible Mistake
While every Syracuse fan is not only tired but happy today, I can’t say the same for ‘Cuse alumnus Donte Greene.
After failing at his rookie duties which led to his car being filled with popcorn, Greene vowed revenge and went after the culprit: Bobby Jackson.
Let’s just say, that’s not a very good idea. What did Greene do? How about “dousing the outside of Jackson’s white Mercedes with a mixture of dog food, soy sauce and condiments that sent a stench emanating from the car and sent Jackson into a locker room rant not likely to go unresolved.”
Wow. It’d be one thing if you were Derrick Rose or O.J. Mayo, but come on Donte. You’re averaging 3.7 points and 1.4 rebounds per game. I believe Sactown Royalty said it best:
“Memorial services for Donte will be held Saturday. In lieu of flowers, please donate paper towels to the Donte Greene Memorial Stupid Rookie Mistakes Foundation, c/o Bobby Jackson, 1 Arco Arena Drive, Sacramento CA.”
Source: Sacramento Bee
March 13th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Promoman says:
I’d have got after Bobby’s ass too. I don’t blame Donte.
March 13th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Drink the Haterade (KB24 Chip 09) says:
First how’d they get into his car?
March 13th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Taj says:
Stole his keys, perhaps?
March 13th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Big North AKA Buck Nasty says:
Nah @Promo, it’s a right of passage man. You do your rook duties and you shut up, next year you take it out on the next rook. If I’m Bobby Jax right now I’m looking into gettting his car stolen and ran through the chop shop. You cant have rooks bucking and thinking they bigger than the system. In ball just as much as life.
March 13th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Bron42 aka Had Springs Before Slamball says:
how you gonna put chocolate syrup on a new cl…i say greene and thompson jump bobby..rookies unite
March 13th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
d says:
I’m wondering how bad B-Jax actually retaliates. This kind of seems like one of those incidents that goes a little too far, and then triggers all hell breaking loose. So not only do my beloved Kings suck on the court, they may be losing a rookie who gets kidnapped and taken to South America for ransom or something. hahahahaha
March 13th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Jim says:
When I first saw this picture and headline I thought there had been a terrible car wreck. Glad to see it’s hi-jinks.
March 13th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
calvin brodus says:
Homey needs to put some shoes on. Walking around that parking lot barefoot is nasty.
March 13th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Coop says:
Haha I can’t stand this ‘rite of passage’ crap, it’s just a way for idiot jocks to dick-measure. If some fool thought it was okay to mess with my property he’d get the business too. Good for Greene.
March 13th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
doc says:
Bobby shouldn’t have put popcorn in his shit.If it was me news woulda been that day after I knocked Bobby the fuck out.
March 13th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Brown says:
I don’t think I’ve ever heard of a rookie getting hazed then taking revenge. That’s an invitation you don’t want out there.
March 13th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
Big Island says:
That always pisses me off. Making a dude get donuts or something is cool. But messing with a guy’s car is wrong.
I wonder if anyone hazed Oakley? Or Larry Johnson? I hope Bobby Jackson gets his ass kicked.
March 13th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
Big Aaron says:
@ Big Island:
Oak would’ve straight knocked them the fuck out if they tried that! Don;t fuck with the Oak.
But I’m with Donte on this one. IF someone messes with my shit, I’m coming back at them twice as hard.
March 14th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Baby Huey says:
Look, Greene got his car messed up because he didn’t bring the donuts like he was supposed to. If he had just done that littel job, none of this would have happened. He simply didn’t do his rookie duties and now the whole situation is getting out of hand. B-Jax has every right as the team vet to put the rook in his place
March 14th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Frank says:
Donte Greene rulez, cuse rulez, BJ sux(2 meanings of the phrase)