“Shoot-n-Guard Like Kobe”

So today in the office someone decided to play Mobb Deep’s ‘Murda Muzik,’ definitely one of my favorite Mobb albums. One of the certified bangers on the album is ‘I’m Goin’ Out’ feat. Lil Cease. Cease says “Rap smoother than CL, in the K on the DL. Line for line you can detail, I choked more n*ggas than Sprewell.” And it got me thinking about my favorite rap lyrics that reference basketball.
Here are a few I remembered off the top of my head:
“So watch what you say to them cr*ckers, I’ll put a couple Gs on ya head like you play for the Packers…I’m raps LeBron James, I quickly see baskets. You scrubs couldn’t make it to the Mickey D’s classic.” -Fabolous “BK Style”
“As a youth explosively, clappin off the roof…shoot-n-guard like Kobe…” -Jay-Z “Pre-Game”
“Never hesitant, leave a n*gga bent real quick, real sick…brawl nights, I perform like Mike: Anyone — Tyson, Jordan, Jackson…Action.” -Notorious B.I.G. “Victory”
“Got them rootin’ for the bad guy. Playground legend like Sad Eye….P. Kirkland, my MP stay workin’, shootin’ arm stay jerkin…” -Beanie Sigel “Tales of a Hustler Pt. 2”
“More Jazz than Hornacek, I’ll leave ya corner wet…” -Nashawn “Quiet N*ggas”
“Yo, I’m not concerned wit the rhymes you wrote. I’m at the Sixers game seat close enough to trip Kukoc” -BooBonic “Suckas Pt. 2”
Post your favorite basketball rap lyric. I blacked out and can’t think of anymore. I know there are hundreds of them.

























April 15th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
Ash Cash says:
“ain’t talking about the 2-3 Mami in the zone like the homie 2-3
Jordan or James Makes no difference boo I’m ballin the same I am the Mike Jordan of recording”-Jay-z
April 15th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
marcus the great says:
that Kukoc line was nice
April 15th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Michorizo says:
Because the streets is a short stop
Either youre slingin crack rock or you got a wicked jumpshot
April 15th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
marcus the great says:
“when i come back like Jordan, wearin the .45, it aint to play games wit you. its to aim at you”
-jigga man
April 15th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Christian Grant-Fields says:
@ Michorizo,
Classic line! How could I forget about that one??
-cgf
April 15th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
marcus the great says:
thats Big L right?
April 15th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
muftak says:
Which court, are yall playin basketball?
Get me on the court and Im trouble
Last week fucked around and got a triple double
Freaking brothers everyway like m.j.
I cant believe, today was a good day
- ice cube
April 15th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Christian Grant-Fields says:
@ Marcus,
That’s Biggie.
April 15th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
isotope says:
man, y’all aint heard Budden?
Man, I don’t mean to seem rude
Gunshots do you like Vancouver make your team move
Nice truck, nice house and chain
I car jacked you like Shaq shooting a three man get outta your Range
But don’t think I can’t rob
Can’t pitch, I still handle the rock like Shammgod
Still hurt you cowards
Still see me merking them Prowlers
And know they still call me Dirk in Dallas
I ain’t a selfish player
Man, I help your weight up
Cuz only Riders in this game now is myself and Isaiah
April 15th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
Cenell D. Harrell says:
Good Work!
April 15th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Patrick says:
Yeah you shinin but the only thing you’re leavin out. You’re a candle in the sun – that shit don’t … If you haven’t heard, I’m Michael Magic and Bird all rolled in one – cause none got more flows than Young Plus got more flows to come
-jay z
April 15th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Brown says:
And y’all scared, I can tell / that Im’a get Bucks like Milwaukee, cause like Sam, I Cassell
- Jadakiss, Put Ya Hands Up
I got two big heats / I call ‘em Shaq and Alonzo
- Game
April 15th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Patrick says:
If you haven’t heard, I’m Michael Magic and Bird all rolled in one – cause none got more flows than Young Plus got more flows to come
-jay z
April 15th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
marcus the great says:
ugh i’m embarrassed! i knew the line but Big L’s voice was in my head
@isotope
yea Joe B is a beast, all them joints is nice
April 15th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
WeeZit says:
“Its Hovi Baby you Kobe maybe Tracy McGrady/Matter fact you a Harold Miner, JR Rider washed up on marijuana/Even worse you Pervis Ellis you worthless fella/you aint no athlete you Shawn Bradley”
April 15th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
The Roots says:
Paid the front row seat watchin Iverson
First class air crafts what I’m flyin in
To L.A., Shaq, Eddie, Kobe Bryant and them
Save the jokes for Chris Tucker, Richard Pryor and them
-Beanie on The Roots “Adrenaline”
April 15th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
MSkittle says:
“One in the chamber like Chambers” Notorious BIG
“I ball for real, ya’ll cats are Sam Bowie” Jay Z
April 15th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
marcus the great says:
“from 3point range with a glock i shoot better than Kobe”
its 50!! lol
April 15th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
Brown says:
Worry, I’m not Mike Jordan, of the mic recordin’
Hovi, baby, you Kobe, maybe Tracy McGrady
Matter fact, you Harold Miner, J.R. Rider, washed up on marijuana
Even worse you a Pervis Ellis, you worthless, fella
You ain’t no athlete, you Shawn Bradley
– Jay-Z, Pump It Up Remix
April 15th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
SK says:
“Kobe – How does my shit taste??”
-Shaq
April 15th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
marcus the great says:
“2 big ass heats i call em shaq and alonzo”
game
April 15th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Christian Grant-Fields says:
“I’m the Franchise like a Houston Rocket, YAO MING!”
-Jay-Z
April 15th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Big North says:
I’ma stay widdit, rock the custom drop Bentleys
Never eat at Denny’s and party like Lil Penny
can he live?
Jay-Z WHo you wit
April 15th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Michorizo says:
Called up the homies and Im askin yall
Which court, are yall playin basketball?
Get me on the court and Im trouble
Last week fucked around and got a triple double
April 15th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Michorizo says:
Its ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic
The lakers beat the supersonics
April 15th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
isotope says:
More from Budden
“Half Man-Half Amazing with a clip in my boot
My 4-5 will make you “Skip To My Lou”,
Man I kill lame queers
It still ain’t clear
Never saving the tech like Bill Laimbeer
I live this y’all paint that pic
And like Magic I’m starting to believe y’all dudes ain’t that sick
(that last one was just wrong lol)
April 15th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
marcus the great says:
good post cgf, i could go all day with this
cant forget about Nas
“This nigga Ike with the Iverson jersey, light-skinned with herpes
Fuckin sisters in Harlem, Brooklyn and D.C.”
and The Game
“…never heard about Ike with the Iverson jersey. he had a cousin named Jason that rocked a Gary Payton now that same triflin bitch is a H.I.V. patient”
April 15th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
isotope says:
forget it, y’all listen for yourselves. LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWUOfz4G49A
April 15th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Drink the Haterade (KB24 Chip 09) says:
All the hoes wanna blow me if this was basketball none you bitches could hold me… Weebles
You n**gas ain’t ridin you sittin on dem benches.
April 15th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Big Freeze says:
Hands down, the best lyric ever involving basketball:
“Y’all scared, I can tell
and I’ma get Bucks like Milwaukee,
cuz like Sam, I Cassell”
That’s from my fav rapper, Jadakiss’ first album. The double entendre at the end is smooth.
April 15th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
lifep says:
Methodman/RZA ft. Shag
“No Hooks”
…”breakin rims with the 7 footer..Shaq!…”
April 15th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Christian Grant-Fields says:
@ Isotope,
WOW….Budden got bars!!
-cgf
April 15th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Ball don't Lie says:
“be the next artest to run up in your stands”
Nelly- here comes the boom
April 15th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
lifep says:
Chours:
They’re playing Basketball
We love that Basketball
They’re playing Basketball
We love that Basketball
(Now rapping Basketball Number 1 Kurtis Blow)
Basketball is my favorite sport
I like the way they dribble up and down the court
Just like I’m the King on the microphone so is Dr. J and Moses Malone
I like Slam dunks take me to the hoop
My favorite play is the alley oop
I like the pick-and-roll, I like the give-and-go,
Cause it’s Basketball, uh, Mister Kurtis Blow,
Chours
I used to go to dinner, and then take the girl,
To see Tiny play against Earl The Pearl,
And Wilt, Big O, and Jerry West,
To play Basketball at it’s very best,
Basketball has always been my thing,
I like Magic, Bird, and Bernard King,
And number 33, my man Kareem,
Is the center on my starting team,
(To the hoop, ya’ll, Watch out, Watch out
In yo’ face, now here comes the rest)
Clyde, Rick Barry, and Pistol Pete,
Now these players, could never be beat,
Isiah, and Iceman too,
Just give ‘em the ball, and then you talk up too,
Dantley and Wilkins are on the scene,
And Ralph Sampson is really mean,
Bill Russell didn’t take no junk,
and Darryl Dawkins got a monster dunk,
Tell me, were you in the joint?,
The night Wilt scored 100 points,
Or when Celtics won titles back-to-back,
And didn’t give nobody, no kind of slack,
Or when Dr. J shook the whole damn team,
With moves that came right out of a dream,
Or when, Willis Reed stood so tall,
Playing D with desire, it’s Basketball,
April 15th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Bruce says:
I know a female artist —
Someone like this —– Why are you talking trash, game MVP like Steve Nash.
Promiscious is the song I think, maybe one of ya can correct me.
April 15th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Ball don't Lie says:
“be the next artest to run up in your stands”
Heres comes the BOOM – Nelly
April 15th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
lifep says:
^^^^ not Bow Wow…it’s Kurtis Blow son!!!
April 15th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Christian Grant-Fields says:
@ Marcus,
Yo…I was just listening to Mobb Deep and it hit me! Yeah man, I can do this all day! Lol.
“Jordan or James, makes no difference boo we ballin the same”
-Jay-Z
April 15th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Big Freeze says:
Does anyone remember that old KG commercial with Styles P rappin? That shit was nice! Here’s the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adZ2IPdgL6c
“The seven-foot South Carolina kid obsessed with balls” part is questionable though.
April 15th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Michorizo says:
It’s the same everyday everyday it’s the same
But that night we hit the hoop game
Who was playin: Seattle versus Golden State
Hollered at the home boy Gary Payton
After the game, we went to his house
NBA Jams, turned us out
April 15th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Detroit Dave says:
Cormega- “lyrically im Penny before the injury” and “smoothness like Allan Houston got when he shoot”
Cormega- I play da game with skills like Latrell, and write so well, and I gotta go to heaven cuz my life is hell
Nature “I went to games as a Knicks Fan, they had Strick-Land and traded him/ every since then son I hated them
Nature “Staring at my feet All you see is Barkley’s/ size 10 never find me in a tight squeeze, at the airport, minutes before my flight leaves.
April 15th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Christian Grant-Fields says:
Shout out to LifeP!!!
WOW, You brought it back with Kurtis Blow
-cgf
April 15th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Big Freeze says:
Any of the Jadakiss/ AI commercials are sick.
“Matter fact, call him the king. The way he breaks down the defense, it’s like he got the ball on a string.”
April 15th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Docta says:
Jay-Z – Pass the Roc lyrics:
As soon as I pick up a rock it’s
7:30 I gets busy watch the birdie
You can check coast to cost no others can serve me
I’m all Net never Knick when I shoot
Never miss, never whistle me for traveling when I walk like this
I go one on one, sun to sun, make no mistake
I never push (?) ‘em but just give ‘em the head fake
I double pump before I jam baby
Better hold your man baby (I gotta scoooore!)
No assists cuz I never pass, man listen
I go for the goal strong, I got tunnel vision
Gimme the rock when I get open
And I get open and rock!
‘You can’t stop me’ is my slogan
I got the best defense
With no false pretense
Even in broken English me should make sense
Even in the zone
I hold my own punk
and you tell Rodney King ‘White men can’t jump’ (yeah right)
(Chorus)
I hustle like Bird on the flock than rock a bird
Cuz I gotta get the A.C. Green in other words
I run the streets three hundred and sixty like Dominique
Plus five more days to make it complete
I follow the dream like Hakeen for the cream
Then I gamble it on dice like Jordan cuz I won’t miss it
I get the payoff in the playoffs never get sweeped
I 3-peat like ‘who could ever lose to the heat?’
I make your man sorry if your man probably wanna beef
Cuz I shoot from long range like Dan Majerle
I’m signing honeys to the bar(?)
Cuz my game is stronger than Grand Mama
Hop into my Antoine Carr
And we rock from New York to Planet Bebop
I’m standing more than three seconds in your lane
Kill a referee y’all can’t stop ‘the black all of that’
It’s ‘what’ though
Rest in piece because you’re petro (petro)
(Intermission)
I got the inside when you’re outside
Watch your knot cuz I got a great outside shot
I got officials down with me when I catch wreck
I scream on a team and a ref gave me a tech
I’m coming down the lane
Ten seconds left in the game
I aim, I win, let’s take it to the stats
Who scores the most on the map
Renegotiate the contract
Gimme all mine, I gotta pay rent
Or I get foul to the extreme, flagrant
I want the easy two, give me the pay and split
Picture me working hard, at a job laying bricks
I bust a salary cap, (?) I gotta stay paid
From the pre-season all the way to the parade
Whenever the games on the line pass the mic to the middle
When I’m through? I’m going to Disney Land…
April 15th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Big Freeze says:
Oh shit Detroit Dave, you broke out the Mega lyrics. Nice!
April 15th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Detroit Dave says:
Mega always has NBA cats in his songs
April 15th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Big Dev says:
Used to willie bicycle since I was six
High school cross-over wave to wave pics
April 15th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Big Freeze says:
“D-wade when I’m taking a shot,
I’ll throw you under the bus, the brakes are shot”
- Willie the Kid
April 15th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Detroit Dave says:
Nas– I kick a flow like Shaquille holds the pill, vocabulary skillz, im ill
April 15th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Billy Sunday says:
Six oohie, jewels drippin, big toolie / I ball for real, y’all niggas is Sam Bowie / And with the third pick – I made the earth sick / M.J., him Jay, fade away perfect
jay z
i put on a nine on yo back like tony parker
the best basketball song duo live – shootin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPAm8AEkirQ
April 15th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Big Freeze says:
“Prolly think I won’t murder you the way I smile
But I’ma take alotta shots, A.I style”
- Jada again
April 15th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Detroit Dave says:
yall remember that Noreaga and Nature song called “MAGIC AND BIRD”?
April 15th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
marcus the great says:
“playin NBA 2k for 2 days straight, fifty dollas a game, lemme polish my game. withdrawin at the bank never deposit a thang”
nature
April 15th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Billy Sunday says:
nvm not the best basketball song i forgot about budden
April 15th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Big Freeze says:
Anyone remember this song from NBA 03? Fabo killed it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH0caTUxn6w
April 15th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Bizz says:
Jada’s line was the greatest in b-ball referencing history. There is none even close. Joe Budden’s got some lines too (there was one about forcing people to leave Jerz like Byron Scott, but nobody’s line tops “and y’all scared I can tell/that I’mma get Bucks like Milwaukee cause like Sam, I Cassell (Can sell)”…CLASSIC.
April 15th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Brown says:
anybody buyin respect me
try and wet me
yall dudes will never make it
your a Tyus Edney
im a standout like Yao Ming
im whats sparkin now
like fallback Shaq
im startin now
boys poppin it toys poppin spit
im not from round these parts im Stojakovic
let me hear your man say im the Jordan of rappin
he’s gettin fatigued girlie his scorin is lackin
- Joe Budden, Pump It Up Remix
April 15th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Brown says:
I don’t gotta hire sluts, you get your tires cut
They on my dick, ’cause I make groupies set off a fire truck
My team in the cutt, packin’ metal things
I got more foreign shooters than the Sacramento Kings
- Lloyd Banks, Follow Me Gangster
April 15th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Brown says:
See that’s a little Don Juan Game
All across your chest like Sean Jean name
Niggas tryna figure out, since Kan came
Who the rookie of the year, me or Lebron James
- Kanye West, Gettin’ It In (Jadakiss song)
April 15th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
young reezy says:
And, When it comes down to this recordin’,
Im must be LeBron James if he’s Jordan
No!, I won rings for my performance,
I’m more of a Kobe Bryant of an artist
Same coach, same game been startin’
Same Triangle offense
-Lil Wayne, “Show me what you got Freestyle”
April 15th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
marcus the great says:
“i ball for real yall niggas is sam bowie
and with the 3rd pick, i made the earth sick
M-J, him-j fadeaway perfect”
Jay-z (who else)
April 15th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Sho-Nuff says:
” I gotta keep my game right like Kobe on game night”-D-Jay, It’s hard out here for a pimp
“Simple and plain give me the lane, I’ll throw it down your throat like Barkely, see these car keys…..”-Chuck D, Public Enemy
April 15th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Hoveys Home says:
“Put on my Lakers jersey, then I go rape white” (Number 8)-Cam’ron
April 15th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
Ice Cold says:
“Im like what it do
What it do
Theres a full court
Pressure im just going for da 2
If im open for da 3
Ima take it in a second
Even if there’s one second and
ima make it. It’s nothin.”
–Lil Wayne, Hustler Muzik
April 15th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
weezy f says:
lou amundson is in trouuuuuuuuble
http://www.nba.com/suns/video/2009/04/14/shaq_prank_090414.mpg.suns/index.html
April 15th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
marcus the great says:
^^^ good one, i remember that
“You know how the man do, Coupe is all mad new
Ginoblis, but the truck is on Kobes”
-fabolous
April 15th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Luigi says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR2c5-XbXfc
i hope this song gives back memories to some. b/c it has for me
its very intruguing. givin back an old feel
April 15th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Ice Cold says:
“Mac 11, buck shots, call me TJ Ford.”
–Plus Tax. he’s an underground rapper outta philly.
April 15th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Kaz says:
tryna enjoy myself with tez in miami at the game/
i just wish he knew how much it really weighed(wade) like dwyane
- Drake, ‘the calm’
April 15th, 2009 at 5:05 pm
BMW says:
Class back in session so I up’t it a grade
Two years the Dwayne Wayne became the Dwyane Wade
Kanye
April 15th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
BMW says:
I’m done with the beef clown, my son three now
And I’ve been watchin Dre so long I’m makin beats now
Game on the rebound like Ben Wallace in the D-Town
I mean Chi-Town, fuck it it can go down
Game
April 15th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Christian Grant-Fields says:
“I’m from NY but never was a fan of the Knicks!”
- Big L Hot 97 Freestyle
-cgf
April 15th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Christian Grant-Fields says:
“Frank Wizard, f*ck you soft or fragilla
Play hard like Reggie Miller, rapper, slash dope dealer
slash Gorilla.”
-Notorious B.I.G. “Rap Phenomenon”
-cgf
April 15th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
PJ310 says:
The Hardest Rap/Basketball Rhyme Ever
“You know I’m all about the street dollars
Follow your Trail and Blaze niggaz with Techs like ‘Sheed Wallace”
(this is from ’02 Back when Sheed still played for the blazers)
-Beanie Sigel
From Dillinger & Young Gotti, DPG Album
April 15th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Dennis Castro says:
Cormega – Verbal Graffiti:
But the industry didn’t want me in
They try to condemn me
Sprewell of rap, they even try to suspend me
Cormega – The Come Up:
My movement’s like the automatic top on a coupe
Smoothness, like Allen Houston got when he shoots
I’m consumed with, the essence of the street
I’m destined to be, on a level I’ve yet to see
Son I had ‘em so comfortable they slept on me
Like the draft did McGrady, this rap shit is crazy
April 15th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
dirtd33 says:
I got my hands on more diesel, than Shaq old lady
Ransom
April 15th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
Yao Fan says:
kobe, tell me how my ass taste?
shaq
April 15th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
King says:
Ever hear your man say that he the Jordan of rap and he getting fatigued early and his scoring is lacking /
Legacy getting ruined and you don’t want that, so pretty much learn from him don’t come back
Budden – Pump it up freestyle
April 15th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
Zers says:
“Gotta Chris Paul state of mind, I’m never outta bounds”
The Game
“My Life”
April 15th, 2009 at 5:53 pm
EPIE says:
I’m from a place where chunkheads and zombies dwell/And niggaz keep they heat blazin’ like Bonzi Wells.”
Trife, in Ghostface’s “Biscuits”
April 15th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
Zers says:
“Guaranteed, made em jump like Rod Strickland”
Wu Tang, Raekwon
“Triumph”
April 15th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Sambuu says:
one of my favorite pregame beats – Hit ‘Em High (Space Jam OST)
You in it for the money?
Or in it for the love, M.J.?
23 ways to make a pay
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZPuck8eFfc
April 15th, 2009 at 6:00 pm
POPPI GEE says:
One-time know a got a knack to get that change
Leader of the black gang, R-O-C mang
Bang like T-Mac ~ Jay -Z (Freeway’s “What We Do”)
“i said im sicker than your average, keep 3 shooters like the mavericks, short to the point like nash is…” – Beanie Sigel
“From OJ to Kobe, uh let’s call him Tobe
First he played his life cool just like Michael
Now he rock ice too just like I do
Yo, you can’t do better than that?
The hotel clerk who adjusts the bathroom mat?
Now you lose sponsorships that you thought had your back
Yeah, you beat the rap jiggaboo, fake ***** you
You turn around then you **** on Shaq
Who woulda knew, Mr. Goodie-Two-Shoes
He love a little butt crack, got enough cash”
Nas – These Are Our Heroes
“If it’s more than one ho sit back and blow me
And argue over my balls like Shaq and Kobe”
Lloyd Banks – It Blows My Mind
“This is regular hood ****
I put Don Cheaney under the arm and show him how to make a good nick
If you wack, you need to probably write
Either that or quit it, throw in the chair like you Bobby Knight”…
…”You and your dogs’ like the Houston Comets, a team fulla pussy’s
Creep
It ain’t a game no more, it’s a sport
If you ain’t got heart to play then stay off the court”
~joe budden
“Back to put rappers on one knee like they bout to run 100 meter dash,
Bow down to greatness, before I get pissed and run up in the stands like the Indiana Pacers,…
…I’m the baddest mother shut it like Shaft was, leavin’ rappers with headaches like bad drugs,
They shoulda warned ya, you got defeated by the heat but, eh, we’ll just say we Alonzo Mourn’d ya,”
~ Ludacris “Undisputed”
“Thrownin the tech out on haters
like Crawford did Duncan.
If lames wanna act,
Like Nique, I’m double pumpin.
Cowards run wit small balls,
they WNBA.
Meanwhile I’m just pushin
W’s in VA.
I’ll hit cha girl with Chocolate Thunder.
Like I’m D. Dawkins
Have dat chick straight stutterin,
like Kenyon Martin.
D,d,d, dang, she found out
cha can’t do it like GEE
Bullets about the only thang
I’ll throw for free.
That’s Game!
~GEE “That’s Game”
April 15th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
markoresh says:
Six oohie, jewels drippin, big toolie / I ball for real, y’all niggas is Sam Bowie / And with the third pick – I made the earth sick / M.J., him Jay, fade away perfect”
jay z-hola hovito
April 15th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
chronically_ill says:
Raekwon in “Triumph”:
Max mostly, undivided, then slide in, sickenin
Guaranteed, made em JUMP like Rod StrickLAND!
April 15th, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Christian Grant-Fields says:
@ Gee,
WOW you came with the Heat (pun intended. lol). I forgot about the “Sicker than your average….” Sigel lyrics. He murders that song.
How’s the little one?
-cgf
April 15th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
Billy Hoyle says:
” uhh , i’m slammin’ niggas like shaquille , shit is real ! ”
Biggie – Gimme the Loot
“Get me on the court and I’m trouble
Last week fuck around and got a triple double
Freaking niggaz every way like M.J.
I can’t believe, today was a good day ”
Ice Cube – Today was a Good Day
April 15th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
x0t says:
my bulletproof vest’s name is marcus camby
April 15th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Christian Grant-Fields says:
@x0t
Woah!!!
We need a credit on that last one. Who said that and what song??!?! Lol
-cgf
April 15th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Girl know her Rap and B-Ball says:
now it’s black with that purp I call my whip the Sac Kings
Luda
April 15th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
andy w says:
“The street’s is a short stop… either you’re slingin crack rock or you got a wicked jump shot…” Notorious BIG
April 15th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
anon says:
the jewels is flirtin, be damned if im hurtin
legend in two games like im pee wee kirkland
cmon now.
April 15th, 2009 at 6:46 pm
anonymous says:
i wish i was a little bit taller
i wish i was a baller
skee-lo
April 15th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
x0t says:
aw hell, one of them BK groups that never made it…just popped into my head…”code of silence” uhh cant remember the group name treshawn and them from canarsie or far rock…ball like mcguire and sammy, my team is iceberg simpson family, bart to maggie, bullet proof vest name is marcus camby
April 15th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
Taj says:
Yo.. Mines Corney as hell, but I get hyped anytime I hear the track
Insane like a runaway train i’m in your lane
Like it’s only 3 seconds to score to win the game
Came to bring the ultimate pain upon the brain
Untamed, you won’t like it when I change
And you are type strange
Make room, manaical monster in the game
And I got my eye on you
Deadshot aim, as free throws keep comin’ down like rain
You feelin’ me, I’m feelin’ you
The Monstar again, i’m tellin’ you
Pass me the rock, now i’m headed to the basket
Get up out my way is what you better do
My tactics is unsportsmanlike conduct
You better ask it
Don’t get no better than this, you catch my drift?
You get stripped by ballhandlers ruled by Swackhammer
Danger, you’re dealin’ with offical hoop-bangers
With hang time like a coat hanger
Jump, with thunderous 360-degree type dunks
What up doc? The Monstar funk
Method Man – Space Jam Soundtrack
April 15th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
LakeShow84 says:
Look at Billy Ho!!
Nigga you aint got to explain shit! i been robbin mothafuckas since the slave ships! with the same clip, same .45, two point blank a mothafucka sure to die.. thats my word nigga even try to bull hard ill have his mama singin its sooo haaaarrrdddd..
Im a west coaster but Gimme the Loot is one of the hardest joints EVA..
April 15th, 2009 at 6:52 pm
POPPI GEE Mobile says:
CGF thanks pimpin. Preshate ya asking too. Wife had a lil fender bender Fri. but praise GOD all is well, child and wife. Do ya thang at the NRF tonight too pimpin. I typed this already but its awaiting moderation lol.
1
April 15th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
POPPI GEE says:
CGF I wrote this twice but moderator is trippin. Anyway handle ya business at the NRF and yea the wife and child are good, preshate ya askin, even though a lil fender bender Fri. All is good and GOD ya know.
Aight deuces!
April 15th, 2009 at 7:21 pm
nckdmss says:
No love for Jurassic 5? “The Game”
Here’s a sample-
Bring on the opposition
Cause my position is to shut you down
As the basketball pounds on the concrete floor
Envisioning moves to freak brothers every which way
Dominating like Doc J.
Pass me the rock, I know just what to do with it
It’s real vivid, I pivot, through the lane
Three hundred and sixty behind my back
I take your monkey ass to the rack like Jerry Stack
My squad’s supreme
So I don’t need Clyde or the dream
Next time you play the game boy pick a better team
Comin’ through your lane, with pure skills so stand clear
Vocal charge is a mirage, I still stand here
Damn near, make your shit look soft like Pam Grier
Fans cheer for the paragraph Bill Lambier
Yo you should know better than try to barter with this globetrotter
Militious, vicious dunks, I’m Vince Carter
April 15th, 2009 at 7:28 pm
Austin Burton says:
(1) Cam’ron from “Fantastic Four” off DJ Clue’s “The Professional”
Girls grope when I smile
That’s when they fall, ’cause they lick my balls
Right after I play ball
No wash-up, no nothin’, hear what I say y’all?
(2) Nature from “Banned from TV” off Noreaga’s “N.O.R.E.”
Regardless of rain or snow, sleet or hail
I kick street tales, choking niggas like I’m Sprewell
Golden State, holding your fate, in the palm of my hand
Blow you away like its part of the plan
April 15th, 2009 at 7:28 pm
cdubb says:
I bang though, like Vince Carter from the baseline
don’t waste my time
Hittman / Dr. Dre Some LA Niggaz
April 15th, 2009 at 7:30 pm
cdubb says:
The doc told me to be patient, but I want
money like Dwight Howard, next time he a free agent
Game, “Money”
April 15th, 2009 at 7:34 pm
Barak O'BLAMA says:
“I need more. I need weed and need cash, or else I’m shoot three at yo team like STEVE NASH!”
-Vinnie Paz “The Verbal Hologram”
April 15th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
cdubb says:
and another classic line by game:
Im poppin Crist’ wit’cha godfathers
Baron Davis and D-Mack, Darius Rodgers
Like father like son
April 15th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
Barak O'BLAMA says:
“I need more. I need weed and need cash, or else I’m shoot three at yo team like STEVE NASH!”
-Vinnie Paz aka (The Verbal Hologram) – Visions of Ghandi
April 15th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
CCB says:
True Hip-Hop and Hoops. The whole album for this movie was ridiculous. Check the lyrics and the song and movie title is at the bottom:
I know Niggas livah than Allen Iverson,
Goin to the rim, roll it in triple double em,
suicide drills get your calves built,
crossover’s ill… have you thinkin water spilled
With the 2-3 zone we smoke em, like bones
And with the W-I-N, we, punchy at home
Sore losers take off they jersey, cause they ain’t James Worthy
Your bitch mad cause they ain’t get they hands dirty
Lame, better not open up that Gatorade
until you game sport, hit the gym and train
Do some jumping jacks and situps, then maybe you can get up
But as for now the scoreboard gets lit up
Take you down the middle, and throw it all day
We number one draft pick W-U-S-A
Nigga, you can’t stop my J
How I do it everyday
Wu All Stars
Movie: Soul In the Hole
http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/soulinthehole/soulinthehole.htm
On another tip don’t get me started on the other songs I could come up with: GangStarr-And now you’re mine, Pharoah Monche: Official, Cocoa Brovaz-Won on Won
Man the songs I could put on this list are about the same as the list that Bobbito started on Bounce for warm up songs.
April 15th, 2009 at 7:40 pm
smity far away says:
@ Austin
that nate verse was classic. really just a classic song period.
“I tell a bird like it is/
You promise the broad/
I one line her/
you isiah thomas the broad/
“i figured out why men try us
cause we od on rims and thin tires, for that we lin bias”
budden
April 15th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
sk says:
‘gotta keep my game tight like kobe on game night’ -hustle and flow
April 15th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
Big Freeze says:
“snitches gettin tatoos so thier face is scary,
i’ll shoot that tear drop nigga, like Jason Terry”
-some rapper from Fabo’s Gangsta Grillz
April 15th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
Austin Burton says:
@smity — Definitely. 1998 was a classic YEAR for hip-hop. Check out all some of what came out that year:
http://rateyourmusic.com/list/Madvillain/ego_trips_25_greatest_hip_hop_albums_1998/
DMX, N.O.R.E., Pun, Juvenile, Snoop on No Limit, Jay’s “Vol. 2″, OutKast’s “Aquemini.” And I’m not even a Lauryn Hill fan, but she killed it that year too.
April 15th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
Big Freeze says:
I think we can all agree that Jada wins the contest for best basketball rap lyric.
April 15th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
M Intellect says:
This is like my Jeopardy Special Subject!
Best Sports Rap PERIOD – The Game: 100 Bars & Runnin’ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzSpnl_Vs9I – Some of the more salient lines are below…
“I keep 16 in the clip and I let ‘em all go like the Lakers did Eddie, Elden and Nick”
“I’m Shaq on the block, Kobe with the rock, West with the shot so I nickname my Johnson Earvin”
Lloyd Banks
“Banks is like a young Wilt Chamberlain, all I do is fuck bitches and ball”
“When it comes to bouncing back, I’m like Ben Wallace on the Rebound”
Jay-Z – Excuse Me Miss
“Don’t confuse me wit Marbury out this bitch, run up on me at the light, you could lose your life”
“And I’m “The Franchise” like a Houston Rocket, Nawimean (Yao Ming)…
Jadakiss
“And y’all scared I can tell, but I’ma get Bucks like Milwaukee cause like Sam I Cassell”
Cassidy
“If I don’t sell and my plans should fail, man, it’ll get ugly like Sam Cassell”
April 15th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
frederick ruger says:
“you think i’m spellin iverson / when the beef all done / cause he be on an IV / in the ER, SON” – 40 cal
“treatin me like shaq / and you kobe / and i ain’t sayin you owe me nigga / but act like you know me nigga” – trick daddy
“i son y’all niggas, y’all all kevin john-sons” – lil wayne
and yeah, buddens’ nba shit is hot even if he isn’t
April 15th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
ctkennedy says:
im here to take the scorin title without the green light from my coach
u dudes is like magic im startin to believe u dudes aint that sick
snakes in the trenches i keep those u end up injured like grant hill in your street clothes
nigga u like kurt thomas u aint good for shit on the block
ill put don cheaney under the arm and show him how to make a good knick
i stay with a tech like bill laimbeer
i got shells to make your temple hot and i aint talkin about a school in philly
April 15th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
funkymunky says:
Yet another Jay-Z gem:
“…Along with, if we stay strong
We can get paper longer than Pippen’s arms”- Never Change
April 15th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
MyWolves says:
Donnie Walsh DJS
they don’t wanna play the best nigga in New York
Joe Budden- Slaughter House Wack Emcees
April 15th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
rlf says:
you mean to tell me that ‘it’s hard out here for a pimp’ didn’t make it?!! they mentioned kobe and it won an oscar!! they sang the song on oscar night!
April 15th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
the truth says:
So please don’t push me..You n***** is W-N-B-A, all pussy.
– The Game “Where I’m From”
I’m relaxin’ my feet is up – I’m leavin’ you haters
like when Shaq left the Lakers just to Heat it up
– The Louis Vuitton Don
April 15th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
Styles P - Da Hardest Out says:
I keep the gun next to the weed
I might as well be a Wallace, cause I get more techs than Rasheed
And I’m nice like B.I.G. Is
I’m the greatest of all time, I’ma say it just like Ali did
-Styles P, Nuff said
April 15th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
shake&bake says:
“I’m ballin’ for real, you pump fakin’” – Jay Z
“I hit the 3′s like Steve Jackson, say my name and watch a bitch’s reaction” Pimp C – Pour It Up
April 15th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
Random Guy says:
What about the title song from “hustle and flow”
‘I keep my game tight like kobe on game night’
April 15th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
oggeenice says:
In 88 I was a Knicks Fan they had Strickland
They traded him
Ever Since then son
I Hated them
Nature
April 15th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
RapsFan says:
Yeah Imagine Waking Up Out Ya Sleep To Them Pistols Blastin
And If The Witness Is Dead There’s No Trial
If You Didn’t Know Then Hoe Well Ya Know Now
And I Don’t Mean Basketball When I Say I Don’t Know Yao
Money Money Money Money Boost My Mor-Al
Play With My Money Money Money O.K. Co-Ral
I Like A Bitch With A Apple Bottom Like Vokal
The Top Is At My Fingertips Like I Ain’t Got No Nails
I Got Blood Brothers Bitch I Ain’t Got Pals
I Make A Girl Get Low Like I Ain’t Got No L’s
I’m A Paper Chasin Dog Check My Toenails
And I Never Miss A Game, No Shaq O’neal
Lil Wayne Get High, Screw Da World
April 15th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
JC says:
Oh man I got a bunch:
“Keep three shooters like the mavericks”
- B. Sigel “Dont Stop” (nash, finley, dirk reference)
“She Cant Lie Cuz I Glide On Clydes (22s!!)/But She Trynna Ryde Wit Me Because I Sky On Dominiques (21s!!)/
She Not Hatin Cuz I Rip On G Paytons (20s)/But She Luv To Ryde In Da Back Of My 4-wheeler On Daytons
- Lil Wayne “Best of me freestyle”
I’m younger than kobe, vet like rob horry
- Lil Wayne “Renegade freestyle”
“in chi I’m mike/ boston I’m Kenny/ In miami i’m timmy/ in phoenix I’m penny”
- Cam’ron “what means the world to you”
April 15th, 2009 at 10:52 pm
antitombo says:
…rising up in time, michael jordan hangs like an icon, suspended in space // cocks his right arm, fires a jump shot for two, the title game on the line // his eyes two radar screens screwed like nails into the mask of his face…
- quincy troupe (forty-one seconds on a sunday in june, in salt lake city, utah)
April 15th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
jay-z says:
Birds dont fly without my permission
im probably in the sky flyin with the fishes
or maybe in the ocean swimmin with the pigeons
see my world is different like dwayne wade”
-lil wayne
trying to get that kobe number
one over jordan”
-kanye
i think jays is da best but thats cuz i think he the best rapper anyway lol
April 16th, 2009 at 12:29 am
Krayzie says:
Y’all dudes will never make it, y’all a Tyus Edney!
Joe Budden!
April 16th, 2009 at 12:36 am
IRAPHESINGS says:
I ain’t with the ordinary
I get the strawberries
Straight to the hole
With my sh*t like Marbury
Fabolous- Peaches and Cream remix
April 16th, 2009 at 12:44 am
IRAPHESINGS says:
See I don’t understand why nigga’s act this hard
Some niggas is “BALLLLIN” with the practice squad
They don’t holla at’cha mans
Cause nigga hit and run like Carmelo, I’m assumin’ they in La-La Land
Joe Budden- Last Real Nigga Left
April 16th, 2009 at 12:48 am
Ice Cold says:
“i was a knick fan when they had strickland, but they traded em’, ever since then son I hated em’”
April 16th, 2009 at 12:51 am
Yoooo says:
yall forgot one, maybe THE one…
“i seen hoopdreams deflate, like a true feigns weight”
mr. shawn corey
April 16th, 2009 at 1:01 am
IRAPHESINGS says:
got “Timberwolves in Minnesota”
And got them “New York Knicks” up in that baking soda!
Homie! – I cross over with Rugers in “Vancouver when it’s Grizzly
In a “Portland Trailblazer”! – If your ass don’t hit me.
You get shot in your “Cavs in Cleveland”, start bleedin’!
And now you wanna bitch and can’t ball all season.
Yo, I’m rollin’ “Phillies up – with the 76ers”
And got my “Heat Up In Miami” on the beach with my niggas.
And them hoes from “Atlanta is Hawkin’”!
Cause they see them “Denver Nuggets” on my neck – while my ass is walkin’.
Stash the gun!- Now I’m in – “Phoenix Sun”!
Cause I’m a “Golden State warrior” that stay on the run.
I’m in the truck! – Countin’ up “Milwakee Bucks”!
And I – stay with the wratchet cause that’s what’s up!
I got a “Wizard in DC”! – That chef up O’s!
So I’m livin’ like a “King in Sacramento”!
When I’m out in “Chicago” I’m on some “Bull-shit”
You know – semi-automatic I stay with a full clip
With them “Houston Rockets”! Baby, .9 in my pocket!
Hypnotic and balm Chronic! – Bang you with the “Sonics”! I’m that nigga! – That’ll “Los Angeles clip you”
Slow your “Pace in Indiana” when you countin’ them figures.
Yo, I’m out in “New Orleans wardy die duckin’ them Warrants”
You get stung by my Mack like a “batch of Hornets”.
Time is splurge! – Like the “San Antonio Spurs”.
I got rings like a “Laker” bubble “Celtic
Disappear like “Magic Dallas, Mavericks” in the Gat!
And I’ll “Detroit piss on” you – while you lyin’ on your back.
Strip shorty out her bra! – You know I get ass!
Cause the kid big ballin’ like the “Utah Jazz”.
“Toronto Raptors” style! – Yay’ IS A VET’!
I move like a “Net”, SO CUT THAT CHECK!
April 16th, 2009 at 1:14 am
MOVEZ says:
CHECK OUT YOUNG FACE WITH THE BEST BASKETBALL LINES!
MYSPACE.COM/FACIONHARRIS
April 16th, 2009 at 1:15 am
MOVEZ says:
MYSPACE.COM/FACIONHARRIS
April 16th, 2009 at 1:20 am
Mo says:
The Game f/Lil Wayne …. My Life
“Got a Chris Paul mind state I’m never outta bounds”
Ludacris …. MVP
“I’m on point like CP3 and I’ll be goin down in rap as the MVP”
April 16th, 2009 at 1:38 am
ML says:
When I kicked a flow it like pick-and-roll
Cuz even if he gave me the rock, it’s give-and-go
I guess Beanie’s style was more of a slam dunk
But my shit was more like a finger roll
– Kanye West (Big Brother)
April 16th, 2009 at 1:48 am
Kobeef says:
The entire 2k9 song by Cool Kids LOL
siiiick song
April 16th, 2009 at 6:24 am
mumadone says:
my favourite:
That ni##a makes Sam Cassell look like Denzel.
/Masta Ace
April 16th, 2009 at 7:57 am
Kudabeen says:
This was a great read I wish I would have came in when it first posted. I thought this post was going to be heavy with Lil Wayne lyrics, because he is damn near every athletes favorite rapper, but Kurtis Blow, Cormega, Big L, Wu, Philly’s Most Wanted (underrated lyricist, but they just didn’t pop) etc…Great Post CGF
April 16th, 2009 at 7:57 am
Pwak says:
Royce da 5’9- Weatherman
I roll with the King like I set a screen on one of LeBron’s defenders.
April 16th, 2009 at 8:11 am
rotjong says:
ay yo who slams harder ? onyx or vince carter ?
onyx – slam harder
April 16th, 2009 at 8:32 am
iain. says:
this one made me do a double take:
“Dunkin on the game like Stephon Marbury
got a red aston martin i call it my strawberry”
soulja boy – turn my swag on.. lol
April 16th, 2009 at 8:35 am
Fobuless says:
“Kobe Bryant, slam dunk giant, outplay the KOB, son don’t try it” – Sprite Commercial
April 16th, 2009 at 8:53 am
Vernon F. says:
Correction to Post # 73: I was looking for this line in the posts, but was disappointed when I finally saw it.
“Play hard like Reggie Miller, rapper, slash dope dealer
slash Gorilla, slash illest turned iller.”
-Tracey Lee FEATURING Notorious B.I.G. “Keep Your Hands High”
“Rap Phenomenom” is the messy, re-packaged, B.I.G stuff. Not cool.
Sorry guys, had to get my rap nerd on for a second. “Teach the truth to the young black youth.” lol
Back to the regularly scheduled program…
April 16th, 2009 at 9:15 am
Jayo says:
The flow is so pretty
The grind is so gritty
I penetrate the lane w/ a cross like Bibby
“On Fire” by Viktory
I throw my J’s on
All black on them
I’m to big to be MJ
So I go Shaq on em
Yall didnt think
I had the power for it
But I’m posted up on the block
Like a power forward
“Air Jordan Remix” by K-Drama
April 16th, 2009 at 9:17 am
Notorious says:
Some old school Short Dogg…(Just Another Day)
but that night we hit the hoop game
who was playin: Seattle versus Golden State
hollered at the home boy Gary Payton
after the game, we went to his house
NBA Jams, turned us out
April 16th, 2009 at 9:23 am
Detroit Dave says:
I keep the gun next to the weed/ I might as be a Wallace/ b cuz I get more Techs than Rasheed
Styles P
April 16th, 2009 at 9:23 am
Notorious says:
Ghostface w/Kanye (Back Like That – Remix)
We at the spot to chill, with a Fugee grill
She ordered the Kobe beef like Shaquille O’Neal
Second I walked in, the whole room got still
I don’t know how to put this but, I’m kind of a big deal
-Kanye
April 16th, 2009 at 11:36 am
weng santos says:
@ 3.
Biggy Smnalls hit it right on the nose.
“you either sell crack rock or you got a wicked jump shot”
April 16th, 2009 at 11:55 am
JoeCozi says:
But when the bitch leaves
You fuck around and miss the hoe
Oh, I’m the type to kiss the hoe and diss the hoe
Choke and threaten to kill her, like her last name’s Carlissimo
Camron-Confessions of Fire
April 16th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
DH says:
Freakin n*ggas every way like MJ,
I can’t believe, today was a good day
-Ice Cube
April 16th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
amanalone says:
To me, this was the freshest ever – the mixture of the beat, the flow, etc (although it’s a bit outdated now…).
He just talked so much smack, it was sick at the time.
——
Yo duke, you’re dead wrong
You’ll never have the skills like mine
I write the ill type rhymes
Now I’m reaching my prime
360 dunk in your face
You can’t compete, you’re just a basketcase
Let’s separate the men from the boys
And put your money where your mouth is
No time for toys
Your game is weak, get it, so don’t sleep
Cuz I’ll be checking and wrecking ya
When I start to creep
Through the backdoor
I know I caught you out there
You got no clout here
And I doubt there
Is anyway that you can stop the beatdown
You better play the background
And sit back down
Chumps like you, I gotta keep’em in line
So prepare to suffer boy, cuz now you’re mine
(dj premier scratching)
I’ll fake you left and go right
Straight down the lane
Here’s one in your eye
You feel pain, you strain
To put together some strategy
But you’re raggedy, and I’ll be glad to see
The frown on your grill when I drill and thrill
Set out my offense, commence to kill
I’ll be leading from beginning to end
And after I guard ya
You’re gonna wanna make friends
And make amends for the silly trash you were talking
Take a walk and your shots I’m swatting
With ease, and the ladies are swooning
Clocking my swiftness, why you drooling?
You oughtta practice up and get your game with mine
I been waiting to guard you, and now you’re mine
(dj premier scratching)
Hurry up, sucker
Go ahead and pick your squad
Try to play hard, but i’ma rob
You of your crazy notions to defeat me
Your weak see
I rock all courts
And even get down to give you a rematch
After I wax and tax that butt
When I slam the alley-oop
You can rally troops
But I play the awesome defense
I’ll pick your pocket
And send you to the bench
With tears in your eyes as you realize
The prize is for me
Yes all the money
Son, my flow is too nice
My handle’s precise
I’ll fake you right and go left
Because my game’s so def, and now you’re mine
- Guru (Gang Starr)
Now You’re Mine
April 16th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
JoeCozi says:
But when the bitch leaves
You fuck around and miss the hoe
Oh, I’m the type to kiss the hoe and diss the hoe
Choke and threaten to kill her, like her last name’s Carlissimo
Camron-Confessions of Fire
April 16th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
jay-z says:
30 shooters in 30 cities we lik the nba
-Lloyd banks officer down
Turn around and hit you wit the MJ fade-away
I throwin down passes like J-Kidd
Taking cats to the rack
And I’m dunkin over them like T-Mac
When I’m in the paint I play wit that Alonzo style
I’m like Darius cuz I can shoot 2 miles
-bow wow ugh puttin him in here makes mii feel dirty..lol
April 16th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
A-High says:
Make ya niggaz start to worry cuz my hood is dark and blurry
When shots flurry, niggaz point guard like Marbury…
Straight Like That
Capone n Noreaga
April 16th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
BK2LV says:
budden is def the GOAT of this but my boy sedrew price killin of late
“Hollywood, no sign tho, where i go, there’s hustlers, Powder in Palm, Like Lebron, Nooooo”
April 16th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
nickalie says:
i guess i’m the number one lakers fan
yellow bottle yellow bottle
purple bag purple bag
April 16th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
M Intellect says:
Wayne on Poppin’ My Collar! BIGGG
April 17th, 2009 at 11:47 am
SKD says:
Short to the point like Nash is
Keep three shooters like the Mavericks
-Beanie Siegel – Dont Stop
Do ya want me to shoot it?
Noooooooooo
Do ya want me to pass it?
Nooooooooo
Do ya want me to slam?
Slam!…get out the way get out way
-(LOL)-Shaq – Slam
April 17th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
doc says:
Why Kobe had to hit that raw,why he kiss that whore?Kiss.
April 17th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
doc says:
Its more than my kids I gotta feed nephews and nieces,Run up on u dressed like a cop,lookin like (Olden or whatever the fuck his bum ass name is)Polinice did.
April 18th, 2009 at 6:27 am
Madgee says:
Nelly :”I am just kidding like Jason” Hot in herre
Twista : “…give you ice like kobe…” overnight celebrity
April 18th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
dueces says:
He remember when they wouldnt lend a helpin hand
So now hes sittin on green like a Celtic fan
- Lloyd Banks
April 18th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
hustleharder says:
The whole Dime Fam is slippin. Easily one of the rawest is Beans from “Streets is Watching”. Duh!
Thought you ball, but nigga you fall to my defense
Catch you while you reachin, clip you then I cross you then I’m leavin
Apply full court pressure
like four-four guards get you out of here, pull pressure
to the trigger, bullets fly in three’s
You forever rest under bullshit, dirt lies and leaves
I do bullshit, dirt, tell lies then leave
Look in my eyes, realize it’s Beans
Niggaz wanna despise the team; till I play head coach
and straight up, divide they team
Trade they man for some pies and a couple of things
Til the bullet.. ah, motherfuckers!! Yeah..
April 19th, 2009 at 9:15 am
Mink says:
Can you feel it T.R.E. can’t find the lyrics, its on youtube
Song bout the nuggets
April 20th, 2009 at 7:15 am
Sweet English says:
‘Now its black with that purp i call my whip the sac king’
llllllllluda.
April 20th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
B. Weiss says:
Lil Wayne- Show me what you got freestyle.
“And when it comes down to this recordin’ I must be LebBron James if hes Jordan, I’m more of a Kobe Bryant of an artist Same coach, same game been startin’ Same Triangle offense.”
April 20th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
B. Weiss says:
Lil Wayne- Show me what you got freestyle.
“And when it comes down to this recordin’ I must be LebBron James if hes Jordan, No I want rings with my performance, I’m more of a Kobe Bryant of an artist Same coach, same game been startin’ Same Triangle offense.”
April 22nd, 2009 at 1:49 am
dolf says:
lil choppy ill’ah
floppin like pryzbill’ah
-cool moe min
August 20th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
jimmymac says:
“Try enjoy myself in Miami at the game, I just wish he really knew how much he weighed like Dwayne”
-drake
“so you know what I mean
When I say I get the money like a money machine, yeah
I’m in L.A. Gasol-in’
But when I’m in New Orleans, you can call it Chris Paul-in’”
-game
“i get em in the zone, so i can pick and roll like stockton and malone”
-fabolous
“better leave em alone (malone), like stockton when he reitred”
-j.cole
November 4th, 2009 at 11:32 am
BabyM says:
“I got big balls, i’m a Sac King like Chris Webber”
Ludacris
November 18th, 2009 at 12:15 am
thetruth3459 says:
Pierce from Boston explains how often I shoot, I’m a molotov crossed with a nuke.
I keep the nine on me ala igoudala.
newest king in the league like mike bibby.
youngest don slash that youngest con slash that its young lebron.
i keep the hawk in handy tall knicks no its not marcus camby.