Beauty Isn’t Skin Deep

Clearly this girl sees more in Joakim Noah than his mop of hair, sideburn/cheek hair lines, and lion-like growl. We plucked this from one of our favorite sites, What Would Tyler Durden Do?, where he penned this post “Guess Which One is Rich.” There’s always the outside chance that’s the reason why this girl is topless and hugging Noah as if he were a life vest.
Head over to WWTDD.com and check out the rest of the photos, some of which aren’t safe for work.

























May 14th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
ticktock6 says:
That is one fake boob.
Yeah, I’m a girl and I looked at these pictures earlier today. No, I don’t know why.
May 14th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Promoman says:
I think Joakim hit that while they were out there. He damn wasn’t wearing trunks.
May 14th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
LakeShow84 says:
Nah TickTock those are 2 fake boobs lol
Im sure he could find a better groupie than that.. he dunked Paul Pierce for christs sake..
May 14th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
ticktock6 says:
Well, I couldn’t see the other one so I wasn’t sure. LOL.
May 14th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Blue says:
@ LakeShow84…
I’m sure he’s gotten better when he was at Florida…that one was just practice.
May 14th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Big Shot BOB says:
This cat went to Florida and was already rich and a big deal on campus you know he gets it in like this on the regs.
May 14th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Michorizo says:
His face looks like she is stepping on his balls
May 14th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
goonther says:
really!? dude is a megadouche…. him pullin tail like that is sacrilegious.
@ dime – everything is safe for work, you just got to cover your tracks right
May 14th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
rlf says:
money talks…that’s it. he is UGLY, but he has money.
May 14th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
js says:
Does this count as girl on girl action?
May 14th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
E$ says:
Losing hasn’t bothered him one bit
May 14th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
doc says:
Who cares why he got bitches man.
May 14th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
doc says:
prollie paid for her implants–
May 15th, 2009 at 2:56 am
rick773 says:
@ Doc I gotta agree who cares why he got em he got em so just let him be.
May 15th, 2009 at 6:30 am
M Intellect says:
I’d hit that raw too…
May 19th, 2009 at 1:33 am
Hoveys Home says:
Why is the second poster “Promoman” only concerned that Noah’s not wearing any trunks?
Suuuuuuuuuspect…..
May 20th, 2009 at 10:00 pm
siree says:
barstoolsports.com and you can see joakim passin the roach to her haha