Dimepiece, NBA / May 14, 2009 / 3:21 pm

Beauty Isn’t Skin Deep

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Clearly this girl sees more in Joakim Noah than his mop of hair, sideburn/cheek hair lines, and lion-like growl. We plucked this from one of our favorite sites, What Would Tyler Durden Do?, where he penned this post “Guess Which One is Rich.” There’s always the outside chance that’s the reason why this girl is topless and hugging Noah as if he were a life vest.

Head over to WWTDD.com and check out the rest of the photos, some of which aren’t safe for work.

17 Responses to “Beauty Isn’t Skin Deep”

  1. ticktock6 says:

    That is one fake boob.

    Yeah, I’m a girl and I looked at these pictures earlier today. No, I don’t know why.

  2. Promoman says:

    I think Joakim hit that while they were out there. He damn wasn’t wearing trunks.

  3. LakeShow84 says:

    Nah TickTock those are 2 fake boobs lol

    Im sure he could find a better groupie than that.. he dunked Paul Pierce for christs sake..

  4. ticktock6 says:

    Well, I couldn’t see the other one so I wasn’t sure. LOL.

  5. Blue says:

    @ LakeShow84…
    I’m sure he’s gotten better when he was at Florida…that one was just practice.

  6. Big Shot BOB says:

    This cat went to Florida and was already rich and a big deal on campus you know he gets it in like this on the regs.

  7. Michorizo says:

    His face looks like she is stepping on his balls

  8. goonther says:

    really!? dude is a megadouche…. him pullin tail like that is sacrilegious.

    @ dime - everything is safe for work, you just got to cover your tracks right

  9. rlf says:

    money talks…that’s it. he is UGLY, but he has money.

  10. js says:

    Does this count as girl on girl action?

  11. E$ says:

    Losing hasn’t bothered him one bit

  12. doc says:

    Who cares why he got bitches man.

  13. doc says:

    prollie paid for her implants–

  14. rick773 says:

    @ Doc I gotta agree who cares why he got em he got em so just let him be.

  15. M Intellect says:

    I’d hit that raw too…

  16. Hoveys Home says:

    Why is the second poster “Promoman” only concerned that Noah’s not wearing any trunks?

    Suuuuuuuuuspect…..

  17. siree says:

    barstoolsports.com and you can see joakim passin the roach to her haha

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