Comments on: Pau Gasol is Ready for Kenyon Martin

By: HoopMaster

HoopMaster — Sat, 30 May 2009 15:44:35 +0000

All of you Denver fans, you can now officially kiss our LA a-ss-es. You can take all your players and return them to jail, where you borrowed them for use during the playoffs. D-Jones is the biggest p*ssy of them all. Karl said he models himself after Bruce Bowen. Hahahaha! That is the funniest thing I have ever heard. First of all, Bruce is a man with a real name. A p*ssy with a name spelled “dahntay” is a gaylord waiting to pleasure his cell mate. K-Mart is a third rate a-ss wipe. I can’t even call him a has-been coz that presupposes that at one point, he was something. He was a nothing to begin with, and now, he’s a punk whose only purpose in life is to injure others who can actually play. His armpit likes to hang on to people’s limbs like a gaylord hangs on to well hung dudes. K-Mart is a criminal and Denver needs to return him to his cell. And Carmelo? I’m surprised he didn’t throw a punch. Oh wait, he was too busy crying at the end of the game. I think he’s gonna call his old pal AI and borrow some heat to relieve some stress. Finally, Billups? Welcome to the west, dude. Couldn’t advance to the finals in the East last year, and couldn’t do it in the West this year. Time to hang them up. Nuggets = Knuckleheads, as ESPN’s Skip Bayless calls them. Karl is a sorry hack who got lucky this year, getting to the finals in the West. Next year, the Nuggets advance to the second round at best. Then, they go on a decade-long decline into obscurity, where they belong.

By: DUBZ

DUBZ — Tue, 19 May 2009 17:26:10 +0000

kenyon martin is a pout sack and a wanksta. he USED to be good when he played college ball at cincinatti but that was like 10 yrs ago. he cant handle pau gasol maybe he can get mad when he scores on him thats bout it

By: Mojoman

Mojoman — Tue, 19 May 2009 17:10:09 +0000

You have a good point, Pat. Everyone called Duncan soft, and then Teddybear Tim would roll their asses. Gasol can do the same, and he will for a game or two. But I’m kinda hoping your “relentless wave of goons” theory holds sway, because except for Chauncey and Melo (who can revert to the thug thang), they are goonboys, but goonboys who can play nasty, ratscrabble defense. Zenmaster Philwill launch a withering hailstorm of profanity and family curses on his Laykahs, but it will only get their attention for 12-13 seconds and not be enough to beat back the goonian horde that is the Nuggs. I can’t wait until Jack Nicholson gets lippy with K-Mart: Showtime!!

By: Biggeddy

Biggeddy — Tue, 19 May 2009 08:09:10 +0000

I would love for Sasha and JR Smith to get into a fight. Other then Game 7, Sasha couldn’t throw a basketball into the ocean from a boat. JR Smith is the “Thuggets” best scorer off the bench. I’m praying for that fight right now.

By: QQ

QQ — Tue, 19 May 2009 05:42:51 +0000

Wow, before the playoffs began, there was just 1 or 2 Nugget fans.I guess you are all amoeba or something, cause yall multiplied like shit when the Nuggets won. CAN I SAY BANDWAGON????

Gasol is soft as hell, but he has the fundamentals written down. Even if the Nuggets us all their brawn and teeth clenching, they cannot stop a well executed drop step CONSTANTLY without proper defensive fundamentals.

By: BERN BROGDEN

BERN BROGDEN — Tue, 19 May 2009 05:42:00 +0000

PAU might go through stretches of gettin’ beasted but that’s only when Kobe aint passin’ the rock. LOL When Kobe aint gunnin’ and he’s being a distributor…
Lakers be BALLIN.
PAU be blockin’ shots.
AB be pushin’ young bols to the ground.
Trevor’s YAMMIN’
Shannon’s doin’ sumptin and we just keep sayin’:
“Where he come from?!?”
PAU was EATIN’ SCOLA ALIVE.

And y’all trippin’ Dirk gotta SWEET STROKE but he doesn’t get busy like PAU. Let’s not go THERE! Please.

But, umm, Kenyon DOES have the potential to upstage him with tough D, aggravating feistiness, and some moves. Yes, believe it or not, he DOES have some. However, Kenyon’s offensive prowess PALES in comparison to the Spaniard.

And take into account he’s Olympic tested, Euroleague certified. Europe aint sweet. They may not be like American ball, but ask Brandon Jennings if it’s tough. He booked his flight home the first chance he got.

Funny, PAU battles ILL MILL, BOOZER and ‘em…prevails and the choir says “He’s not tough.” STRAPS UP AGAIN, takin’ on SCOLA, ARTEST, LANDRY, HAYES…throw in BATTIER. “He’s soft.”

I got it. He aint b**** ’cause he be b****in’ cats – off the dribble, on the block, on the glass, buckets here, blocks there, bustin’ azz everywhere. But when he get b*****d, he looks b*****. So sometimes we say he’s b*****.

Meanwhile, Nuggets take on heartbroken Dirk and lonely CP with their sad sap squads and DENVER’S BANDWAGON IS ABOUT TO TIPOVER!?! Wow – do we remember the regular season? LA didn’t seem to have a problem with Denver. The one game they jumped out and Kobe ended up takin’ 30 shots for 29 points. We know how that usually pans out in W-L column.

I think we should all agree that sometimes the Lakers get MANHANDLED. But they find a way to MANHANDLE back. It’s all about matchups and intensity. Should be fun.

By: doc

doc — Tue, 19 May 2009 01:45:36 +0000

Lakeshow I give u Pau got better post game and better passes all day.Dirk aint got no flash in his game.Pau a beast and he probably gonna give Kenyon buckets in this series being the pussy he is.To me he a neutered Kevin Mchale.

By: dagwaller

dagwaller — Tue, 19 May 2009 01:07:00 +0000

Kenyon Martin won’t be able to stop Pau, plain and simple. I also hope that no one thinks that Pau Gasol is the only guy to ever be “backed down” by future HOFer Kevin Garnett.

By: LakeShow84

LakeShow84 — Mon, 18 May 2009 23:23:37 +0000

OK DOC & DRAGONYEUW..

But i have to hold it down for my man.. but my main point was as a PF, Gasol is more creative than Nowitzki in the post.. Dirk is a jump shooter.. i cant say Pau is better but as a post player he has more moves at his disposal and TWO hands.. I’ve seen Gasol lead the break go between the legs ala CP3 and throw a no look Dime.. please tell me when have we seen Dirk do that?? Ive watched Gasol dirbble between his legs fake left and hit a SWEET finger roll going right.. when have we seen Dirk do that??

Dirk gets his numbers no doubt but he shoots over EVERYTHING from EVERYWHERE.. Gasol stays in the post area working.. and in the open court he is more creative as well.. Shit i didnt say Dirk wasnt better than Gasol (even though i strayed that way lol) i just said Gasol is more creative than Dirk..

Sheesh..

By: .K.i.n.G.

.K.i.n.G. — Mon, 18 May 2009 22:53:44 +0000

gotta love them nuggers