NBA Mock Draft: Hot Girl Edition

We’re dropping our next NBA Mock Draft tomorrow morning (check out our last one HERE), but we wanted to give you something to hold you over in the meantime.
Enter BleacherReport.com and their NBA Mock Draft: Hot Girls Edition.
It appears that some actual thought went into their post (As opposed to just posting pictures of Megan Fox and Moon Goodblood … which would have been absolutely fine as well). They actually came up with reasons why each girl is a great selection for each team/city.
Check it out HERE.
And let us know who is missing from the field…


















June 18th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
LakeShow84 says:
The thing about Megan Fox that gets me is her first is discolored from her body which hints at major makeup.. That drops her into the later rounds..
I pity the fool who dont pick Kim Kardashian #1..
But im open to suggestions..
June 18th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
LakeShow84 says:
* Correction. i meant drop Fox into the later first round..
June 18th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
YOUNGFED says:
OOOOOWWWWWHHHHH!!!!!!
That pic of Megan looks a lil Kim’ish in the face. I aint saying but im just saying. Still I gotta say……OOOOOWWWWWHHHHH!!!!!! (lol)
June 18th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
kevin says:
Id take beyonce 1st overall n lauren london would be the steal of the draft
June 18th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
b says:
what happened to ms A. Keys
June 18th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Drink the Haterade (LA LAKERS 09 Champs) says:
Lakeshow–
Seriously– Kim K over Megan Fox, what has Kim K got other than a huge ASS and bib boobs. It’s not like she’s pretty or anything!
Just my opinion.
June 18th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
MJAX says:
You gotta draft Meagan Goode, Keri Hilson, Vanessa Marcil and Leila Arcieri..They are steals in the draft!!!!
June 18th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
YOUNGFED says:
@Post#6
You must be drunk off that Haterade. Sip slowly young grasshopper slowly.
June 18th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
IG says:
Candace Williams, formerly Candace Parker, to the Twolves in round 2.
June 18th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Drink the Haterade (LA LAKERS 09 Champs) says:
@ Youngfed–
That’s how I see it… I think that the draft is pretty on point except for picks 5, 8 and of course my beloved Lakers that should have Megan Fox or The girl from that 70’s show. I mean after all we are the celeb capital.
Anyways, I think they dissed Detroit pretty bad with Hayden she’s like a midget. Seriously they could have found someone better. Detroit deserves better.
June 18th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
LakeShow84 says:
@ Haterade
My man.. seriously.. seriously though.. i mean seriously.. u dont think Kim Kardashian is fine?? girl got lips and eyes and dont even need that much makeup PERIOD..
Anyone ever seen Halle Berry without makeup??
Hmmmmmmmm Meagan Good.. forgot about her..
June 18th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
LakeShow84 says:
Kim’s measurements;
36DEEZ, UNDER 30 somewhere, OVER(!?) 40 on the behind..
Doo thats Jessica Rabbit walkin in the real..
June 18th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Bron42 aka Had Springs Before Slamball says:
megan fox is overrated anyway, shes got no body and got the whole jerry springer trailer trash vibe goin….if Kim K wasn’t a buttaface, she could be up there.
lol @ kevin for pickin new new as the draft steal. I’d still got wit halle and beyounce as one and two. And dude, I’ve seen halle with makeup and she still bangin. Besides, Halle Berry could look like a toe and still get it…i mean come on, she sent her man to sex rehab cuz she wanted it too much… Are we talkin megan good before or post boob job….speakin of boob jobs, where coco lol
articles like this make you wonder what some guys find as hot…well articles like this and myspace.
June 18th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
loons says:
there is no way kim k is a butterface
June 18th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Simon says:
I want to know where New York is going in the draft. I’m not talking about the city either. New York to New York anyone?
June 18th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
weezy f says:
meagan fox is just not that hot to me
June 18th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Rare Air says:
Megan Fox and damn near any of those MTV “yaahhhhss!” running around. It would be tough to rank. Marissa Miller sits on the throne as #1 though. Easy.
June 18th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
quest??? says:
demi lovato anyone??…no?..no?
June 18th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
quest??? says:
wtf?? taylor swift and diane lane have no business there, salma hayek and adrianna lima should be higher
June 18th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Three Stacks says:
Megan Fox has toe thumbs.
http://www.bittenandbound.com/2009/06/11/megan-fox-thumbs-pictures/
June 18th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Drink the Haterade (LA LAKERS 09 Champs) says:
Lakeshow–
She does have lips, an ass and tits, but nope she just doesn’t do it for me. I like Marissa Miller, Megan Fox, Britney Spears, Adrina Lima.
I will say that Brit is crazy but that’s what I like.
You like Kim K. And thats all good.
June 18th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Kermit The Washington says:
Um, the term “NBA Mock Draft: Hot Girl Edition” implies that there’s an actual NBA Draft: Hot Girl Edition.
June 18th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
LakeShow84 says:
@ Haterade
I feel you doo.. we all got our own tastes.. i was just trying to convert u.. Ill give you Marissa Miller.. Girls body is crazy.. but ummm..
Brittany Spears??
June 18th, 2009 at 7:10 pm
Drink the Haterade (LA LAKERS 09 Champs) says:
yeah, don’t ask me why? Cause I don’t know why… She’s straight trashy, but I think that she can be good lookin when she tries, like when she’s goin to the gym and everything. But seriously, I wouldn’t want to hang with her for then a night after that I would be gone.
I just think Kim K has no talent and is only famous cause she f***ed Ray J and her ass is just way too big for me.
June 18th, 2009 at 7:33 pm
doc says:
Candace Parker belongs nowhere near these rankings.Yall just got fantasies of nailing ballers or something.That chick look like a husky Big Bird.Saying that I would still pop but I would pop every chick on that list first.
June 18th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
smoove chips says:
Jesicca biel n k.kardashian have butts n lips to die for.
@ doc
lol you are dead wrong for that shyt “looks like a husky big bird”
June 18th, 2009 at 11:07 pm
ProphetGK says:
What about that girl from the movie “The Unborn”, her names Odette Yustman I think, now shes fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
June 19th, 2009 at 1:19 am
Bron42 aka Had Springs Before Slamball says:
@loons, kim K is def a buttaface…she got nice features but they all aint workin together on her face. and on top of that, if u watched the ray J video, she doesn’t even really put it down in the bedroom so its allw asted.
@Simon, new york? ewwwwwwwww. she look like wesly snipes from that drag queen movie.
@Drink the Haterade, theres no such thing as too big of a butt on a skinny chick, as long as she cant stand up and keep her balance i’m good. plus how many female celebs now days are famous just for fuckin people.
@smoove chips, ya jessica could defff get it..jessica alba used to be up there too..
June 19th, 2009 at 1:54 am
nick says:
missing some girls but for the most part, list is on point.
June 19th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
LakeShow84 says:
“that chick look like a husky Big Bird”
Funniest shit all week..