Dimepiece, NBA Draft / Jun 18, 2009 / 12:44 pm

NBA Mock Draft: Hot Girl Edition

megan-fox
We’re dropping our next NBA Mock Draft tomorrow morning (check out our last one HERE), but we wanted to give you something to hold you over in the meantime.

Enter BleacherReport.com and their NBA Mock Draft: Hot Girls Edition.

It appears that some actual thought went into their post (As opposed to just posting pictures of Megan Fox and Moon Goodblood … which would have been absolutely fine as well). They actually came up with reasons why each girl is a great selection for each team/city.

Check it out HERE.

And let us know who is missing from the field…

30 Responses to “NBA Mock Draft: Hot Girl Edition”

  1. LakeShow84 says:

    The thing about Megan Fox that gets me is her first is discolored from her body which hints at major makeup.. That drops her into the later rounds..

    I pity the fool who dont pick Kim Kardashian #1..

    But im open to suggestions..

  2. LakeShow84 says:

    * Correction. i meant drop Fox into the later first round..

  3. YOUNGFED says:

    OOOOOWWWWWHHHHH!!!!!!

    That pic of Megan looks a lil Kim’ish in the face. I aint saying but im just saying. Still I gotta say……OOOOOWWWWWHHHHH!!!!!! (lol)

  4. kevin says:

    Id take beyonce 1st overall n lauren london would be the steal of the draft

  5. b says:

    what happened to ms A. Keys

  6. Drink the Haterade (LA LAKERS 09 Champs) says:

    Lakeshow–
    Seriously– Kim K over Megan Fox, what has Kim K got other than a huge ASS and bib boobs. It’s not like she’s pretty or anything!

    Just my opinion.

  7. MJAX says:

    You gotta draft Meagan Goode, Keri Hilson, Vanessa Marcil and Leila Arcieri..They are steals in the draft!!!!

  8. YOUNGFED says:

    @Post#6
    You must be drunk off that Haterade. Sip slowly young grasshopper slowly.

  9. IG says:

    Candace Williams, formerly Candace Parker, to the Twolves in round 2.

  10. Drink the Haterade (LA LAKERS 09 Champs) says:

    @ Youngfed–
    That’s how I see it… I think that the draft is pretty on point except for picks 5, 8 and of course my beloved Lakers that should have Megan Fox or The girl from that 70’s show. I mean after all we are the celeb capital.

    Anyways, I think they dissed Detroit pretty bad with Hayden she’s like a midget. Seriously they could have found someone better. Detroit deserves better.

  11. LakeShow84 says:

    @ Haterade

    My man.. seriously.. seriously though.. i mean seriously.. u dont think Kim Kardashian is fine?? girl got lips and eyes and dont even need that much makeup PERIOD..

    Anyone ever seen Halle Berry without makeup??

    Hmmmmmmmm Meagan Good.. forgot about her..

  12. LakeShow84 says:

    Kim’s measurements;

    36DEEZ, UNDER 30 somewhere, OVER(!?) 40 on the behind..

    Doo thats Jessica Rabbit walkin in the real..

  13. Bron42 aka Had Springs Before Slamball says:

    megan fox is overrated anyway, shes got no body and got the whole jerry springer trailer trash vibe goin….if Kim K wasn’t a buttaface, she could be up there.

    lol @ kevin for pickin new new as the draft steal. I’d still got wit halle and beyounce as one and two. And dude, I’ve seen halle with makeup and she still bangin. Besides, Halle Berry could look like a toe and still get it…i mean come on, she sent her man to sex rehab cuz she wanted it too much… Are we talkin megan good before or post boob job….speakin of boob jobs, where coco lol

    articles like this make you wonder what some guys find as hot…well articles like this and myspace.

  14. loons says:

    there is no way kim k is a butterface

  15. Simon says:

    I want to know where New York is going in the draft. I’m not talking about the city either. New York to New York anyone?

  16. weezy f says:

    meagan fox is just not that hot to me

  17. Rare Air says:

    Megan Fox and damn near any of those MTV “yaahhhhss!” running around. It would be tough to rank. Marissa Miller sits on the throne as #1 though. Easy.

  18. quest??? says:

    demi lovato anyone??…no?..no?

  19. quest??? says:

    wtf?? taylor swift and diane lane have no business there, salma hayek and adrianna lima should be higher

  20. Three Stacks says:

    Megan Fox has toe thumbs.

    http://www.bittenandbound.com/2009/06/11/megan-fox-thumbs-pictures/

  21. Drink the Haterade (LA LAKERS 09 Champs) says:

    Lakeshow–
    She does have lips, an ass and tits, but nope she just doesn’t do it for me. I like Marissa Miller, Megan Fox, Britney Spears, Adrina Lima.

    I will say that Brit is crazy but that’s what I like.

    You like Kim K. And thats all good.

  22. Kermit The Washington says:

    Um, the term “NBA Mock Draft: Hot Girl Edition” implies that there’s an actual NBA Draft: Hot Girl Edition.

  23. LakeShow84 says:

    @ Haterade

    I feel you doo.. we all got our own tastes.. i was just trying to convert u.. Ill give you Marissa Miller.. Girls body is crazy.. but ummm..

    Brittany Spears??

  24. Drink the Haterade (LA LAKERS 09 Champs) says:

    yeah, don’t ask me why? Cause I don’t know why… She’s straight trashy, but I think that she can be good lookin when she tries, like when she’s goin to the gym and everything. But seriously, I wouldn’t want to hang with her for then a night after that I would be gone.

    I just think Kim K has no talent and is only famous cause she f***ed Ray J and her ass is just way too big for me.

  25. doc says:

    Candace Parker belongs nowhere near these rankings.Yall just got fantasies of nailing ballers or something.That chick look like a husky Big Bird.Saying that I would still pop but I would pop every chick on that list first.

  26. smoove chips says:

    Jesicca biel n k.kardashian have butts n lips to die for.

    @ doc
    lol you are dead wrong for that shyt “looks like a husky big bird”

  27. ProphetGK says:

    What about that girl from the movie “The Unborn”, her names Odette Yustman I think, now shes fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  28. Bron42 aka Had Springs Before Slamball says:

    @loons, kim K is def a buttaface…she got nice features but they all aint workin together on her face. and on top of that, if u watched the ray J video, she doesn’t even really put it down in the bedroom so its allw asted.

    @Simon, new york? ewwwwwwwww. she look like wesly snipes from that drag queen movie.

    @Drink the Haterade, theres no such thing as too big of a butt on a skinny chick, as long as she cant stand up and keep her balance i’m good. plus how many female celebs now days are famous just for fuckin people.

    @smoove chips, ya jessica could defff get it..jessica alba used to be up there too..

  29. nick says:

    missing some girls but for the most part, list is on point.

  30. LakeShow84 says:

    “that chick look like a husky Big Bird”

    Funniest shit all week..

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