Real_Ron_Artest isn’t actually Ron Artest. It’s a genius tweet platform from guys at Style Points Blog, who say all of the outlandish crap that you wish Ron-Ron would say publicly. But it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to realize that someone who tweets “King of Pop, Farrah Fawcett, Billy Mays…bad week to be black, female, or have a beard. Oprah better watch her step” isn’t actually Ron Artest.

Well, Chad Ochocinco didn’t quite see through the pranksters.

First “Ron” went after Chad on Friday night. Though Ocho never seemed all that serious through the trash talking, it’s crazy to even say that he’d take Ron-Ron in a fight.

Here’s how the dialogue went…

Ron, 8:09 PM: @OGOchoCinco Let’s spar when you come out to L.A.
Chad, 8:13 PM: @Real_Ron_Artest Ron i will put you to sleep bra, how you been, havent seen you in a while, we can get it on though, time and place!!
Ron, 8:13 PM: @OGOchoCinco This ain’t Merriman you playin with. I got the five of clubs on one hand and the ace of spades on the other.
Chad, 8:14 PM: Ron Artest knocked out by Estaban Ocho Cinco, i like that, has a ring to it! stay thirsty my friends
Chad, 8:18 PM: @Real_Ron_Artest I got an 8 in one and the 5 in the other, i will hit you 85 times before you get off a blow, you to slow to fight SUGAH!!!
Ron, 8:20 PM: @OGOchoCinco If you had as much brains as you got heart, you’d know not to step to me. I’ll let you wear your helmet to make it fair. Cool?
Chad, 8:21 PM: @Real_Ron_Artest Helmet, child please, set up the place and time, i respect you on the court but dont see you when it comes to fighting!!!
Ron, 8:24 PM: @OGOchoCinco I’m in LA all day. I’ll fly you out here on a one way ticket. You won’t be able to use a return ticket.
Chad, 8:27 PM: @Real_Ron_Artest Dont need a ticket, flying private, The Black Mexican will have his way with you, meet me at Wild Card Boxing Gym in July
Ron, 8:28 PM: @OGOchoCinco Pack a lunch, homeboy. I bring the ruckus.
Chad, 8:30 PM: @Real_Ron_Artest i dont pack lunches, i just go to McDonalds, damn damn you lost to the Lakers now you finna lose to Estaban, good luck
Ron, 8:31 PM: @OGOchoCinco I ain’t gonna bust you up too bad…you on my fantasy team.
Chad, 8:32 PM: @Real_Ron_Artest Its hard to bust what you cant hit, you living a fantasy trying to play with Estaban, i am on a mission right now!!!!!
Ron, 8:32 PM: @OGOchoCinco Don’t get started on who lost to who. Ya’ll got beat like a stepchild last year.
Chad, 8:32 PM: @Real_Ron_Artest Its hard to bust what you cant hit, you living a fantasy trying to play with Estaban, i am on a mission right now!!!!!

Finally someone told Chad that it wasn’t actually Ron. Otherwise he would have spent his entire night typing exclamation points and calling himself Esteban.

My money’s on Ron.

Source: Real_Ron_Artest and OGOchoCinco