“Shaq, Tell Me How My A** Tastes”
Shaquille O'Neal (photo. Chenoa Maxwell)
Everyone who worries that Shaq will be a bulldog in his elder years, refusing to admit that he’s no longer the Sheriff, should take a peek at what he tweeted after the Lakers took the ‘chip last night. He congratulated everyone that he has a relationship with on his former squad. But most importantly, he gave Kobe the respect that he deserves – and poked fun at himself too.
“Congratualtions kobe, u deserve it. You played great . Enjoy it my man enjoy it. And I know what yur sayin rt now “Shaq how my ass taste ”
That’s not the only gem. He gives love to the Zen Master, while sticking it to his other ex-boss, Stan Van Gundy too.
* “Congrats to you to phil jackson. When the general doesn’t panic the troops don’t panic. You are the greatest now.”
* “Congrats to u to d fish, big shots the other day. Enjoy my man enjoy.”
* “Congrats in spanish pau gasol, muchas gracias pappacito.”
* “Congrats to you to, mbengaaaaaaaa”
* “Its nice to see the greatest big man ever on stage, smilin havin a good time. I love bill russell”
* “O yea congrats to u to adam morrison”
Source: THE_REAL_SHAQ on Twitter
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June 15th, 2009 at 11:00 am
Murdog says:
Congrats to you Adam Morrison… please shave that mustache – signed, everyone
June 15th, 2009 at 11:00 am
hagoth says:
We still dont want shaq back in LA.
June 15th, 2009 at 11:00 am
Buffalo Brave says:
LMFAO @ YOU TOO ADAM MORRISON!!!!
June 15th, 2009 at 11:15 am
LakeShow84 says:
I would prefer “How does my dick taste”..
June 15th, 2009 at 11:17 am
Khalvin says:
Is this really a story… man you can tell the season it ova!
Raptors in 2010!…
June 15th, 2009 at 11:27 am
Dukesman2000 says:
@Khalvin…
What is going to happen to the Raptors in 2010? Are they moving to the States?
June 15th, 2009 at 11:33 am
fallinup says:
Kwame Brown’s twitter:
“Congrats LA! Glad I could at least help a little!”
Karl Malone’s twitter:
“Fucking Adam Fucking Morrison has a goddamn ring now???!!! What the FUCKIN FUCK!!!!”
Stan Van Gundy’s twitter:
“At least I still have my porn career.”
David Stern’s twitter:
” Sweet, the off season! Now we can tweak the league even more on how to stop the flow of the game and let the refs dictate the outcome.”
Charles Barkley’s twitter:
“Adam Morrison, NBA Champion???!!! That’s just terr-bull.”
Sasha Vujacic’s twitter:
” Championship Party at my house tomorrow night! BYOLC!! (Bring your own leather chaps)”
Phil Jackson’s twitter:
“Puff on that, Red.”
Lebron’s twitter:
“One more season in hell…..one more season in hell….one more season in hell….one more season in hell…..”
June 15th, 2009 at 11:37 am
lifep says:
The season is over? AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
June 15th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
isotope says:
Why do we care what this guys says? He obviously feels the need to stay in the spotlight and have people talking about him. Why on the day the Lakers win the title, Shaq and Lebron are on the ticker? sigh…
Go away, just go away already
June 15th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Khalvin says:
@ Dukesman2000
Raptors to take the Chip in 2010!!
Following a Blockbuster trade of Bosh for:
{fill in franchise player here}
and the hiring of coach:
{fill in anyone with experience here}
Oh yeah see ya in the finals Kobe!
…*sigh*… its fun to dream
June 15th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
E$ says:
He didn’t mention Andrew Bynum – LMAO!!! He will be the 1st person boo’d @ a ring ceremony. This has got to be the softest championship team in history
June 15th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
flegman says:
#June 15th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
E$ says:
This has got to be the softest championship team in history
U dumb.
June 15th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Kobeef says:
BREAKING NEWS
Hedo’s agent (Lon Babby) confirms he will opt out of contract.
Is it just me or would it have been more classy to wait a couple of days to make that announcement to the press?
Looks like Hedo is prepared to leave the Magic “He’s enjoyed his time in Orlando” (past tense?)
June 15th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
doc says:
@kobeef-it aint no classy involved when u talking about your future.If yall dont want me to talk about it give me my fucking money.Shit Gortat was talking about playing for the Knicks while the shit was going on.
June 15th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
E$ says:
Half of the Lakers roster should name they kids after Kobe, way too many coat tail riders on this team
June 15th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
"Tha Boddy" Lies Speak Truth says:
@doc
And thats why Tony B started taking his minutes lol!!!
June 15th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Kobeef says:
@Doc
Good point, I bet Hedo’s “got a family to feed”.
To your point I bet Hedo doesn’t care what the Magic think. He’s been getting paid half as much as Rashard all year to do the same job (possibly even a better job).
I read the Raptors are ready to give him $10 million a year – or convince the magic to sign and trade Hedo and Gortat for Bosh.
June 15th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
chebs says:
morison did nada sry, i want to see him develop unda kobe…his time will come
June 15th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Dave says:
damn Kobe, stop lookin at my dick!
June 15th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
BiG ShoT BoB says:
WTF if KG would have been healthy this season kobe would have been tasting Shaq’s ass agin.
June 15th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
Ender says:
Perhaps what Shaq really meant was “I want a shot of whatever your juicing your ### with.”
June 16th, 2009 at 9:07 am
Meni says:
shaq tell me how my ass taste!
June 16th, 2009 at 9:09 am
Meni says:
4th chamiponship and going…shaq tell me how my ass taste!
June 17th, 2009 at 4:03 am
Rodney says:
It’s good to see Shaq congratulate DJ Mbenga.
Mbenga was actually my pick at the beginning of the finals to get the finals MVP.
April 2nd, 2010 at 1:51 pm
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