What the f*** is this about?
What Rasho wears post-game
I just saw a commercial on NBA TV for GWRAPS, which are … well, here’s the description on the website:
GWRAPS have been a very popular and useful style of towel custom made for Pro athletes exclusively. These players do not want to use the same towel as their teammates, they want the gear to be personalized, display team colors, have great size and comfort, and most of all they want locker room towels that they can lounge in, get treatment in, ice knees in, conduct an interview in and have superb quality that matches their lifestyle! Remember, the players always go First Class (cars, homes, clothes, accessories), why should their towels be any different. They asked and we created the GWRAPS.
So if you’re looking to pay $64 FOR A TOWEL, knock yourself out. Me? I’m pissed off that in the NBA section they teased me with a Seattle Supersonics logo, then when I clicked on the logo, it said “No products available.” Pricks.
June 24th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
D.H. says:
Do they come in an Eddie Curry size?
June 24th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
Ansonious says:
It reminds me of when I was collecting basketball cards and got a authentic Dikembe warm up card, I asked my self why in the hell is someone cutting up Dikembe warm ups as a prize card? Struck me as odd like I hope they washed it first!
June 24th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
Coldcrush says:
They straight G’d you!!!
June 24th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Austin Burton says:
@D.H. — It says “One size fits most.”
June 24th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Michorizo says:
As long as it is big enough to clean up my mess…
June 24th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
Scott says:
@Michorizo
What mess exactly are you talking about? lol
June 24th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
king ralf says:
Haha, you US guys are really pissed off by $64 towels.
life must be very cheap in the us…
June 24th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
Sweet English says:
Yo can i fit one in my bal-sac?
June 24th, 2009 at 7:30 pm
rocco says:
it looks like what the dude in the boondocks started wearing when he was jocking that one rapper
or something Kanye would wear
June 24th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
goonther says:
or i could just wrap a towel around myself
…and not wear a skirt towel that beyonce would wear on vacation somewhere in south jersey …
June 24th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
Dodge Taylor says:
Second stupidest invention/product I have seen this year.
First goes to: https://www.snuggie.com.au/
June 24th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
alex g says:
since when was wearing a terry cloth skirt considered G
June 25th, 2009 at 3:59 am
Sweet English says:
Dodge that is fucking hilarious. The video makes it 10 x funnier. Dude with grey hair looks like he’s the leader of one of those suicide cults.
June 25th, 2009 at 6:59 am
Fake The Funk says:
I don’t care how bad the economy is, $64.00 for a terry cloth skirt fir men is stupid. Considering King Ralph probably wears skirts since he is gay (or British)! Same thing. Euro trash.
June 25th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
courtney says:
Haha, Austin, that is some funny shit.
I did the SAME THING when I saw the commercial last week.
Weak.
Another weak element, they only got colors (white and black)…I might consider it if they had more specific team colors (green for celtics, carolina blue for nuggets) but just white and black, weak.
And, to top it all off, $64?! Please.
June 26th, 2009 at 1:14 am
nosmelone says:
Ya the snuggie is surely worse than this unless you like the Jewish Sanhedrien look or haven’t realized that its just a robe being worn backwords.
June 27th, 2009 at 8:46 am
That's whats up says:
They need to make a DWRAP
Something to keep my dick warm that I can lounge in, get treatment in and conduct an in-her-view in
then I’d buy one
June 27th, 2009 at 8:46 am
That's whats up says:
Magic logo on one side, Heat logo on the other
no doubt
June 30th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
bizdoc says:
I did some research on this shit…Good shower wrap towels (or even really good bath towels) in stores like Macy’s are $30-$40 plus without team names/logos and they are small. These GWRAPS come with a free NBA Bench Towel which normally runs $18 and the $64 includes shipping and handling. Shit am i the only idiot that buys sports caps for $20-$30 plus or NBA socks for $10 plus a pair because ethey have the logo? I have a hard time complaining when i just spent $6 on a damn box of popcorn in NY. We wont even talk about getting jerked on the cost of kicks(made for $5 sold for $100). I’ll have to see the quality and give an update.