Smack / Jul 10, 2009 / 5:28 am

Boozer-for-Tyrus in 3-team trade; Marbury and A.I. still jobless

Tyrus Thomas (photo. Chicago Tribune)

Tyrus Thomas (photo. Chicago Tribune)

Beyond the growing reality that Carlos Boozer is turning himself into a Ted DiBiase-style villain — he might as well put Delonte West in the Million Dollar Dream and hire Kosta Koufos to be his Virgil every time he plays in Cleveland — the trade being discussed (last time we checked) that would send Boozer to the Bulls has bigger implications: All three teams involved would get better because of it. The rumored deal would give Chicago that low-post scorer (Boozer) they’ve been missing ever since Elton Brand left town; Portland would get an upgrade at PG in Kirk Hinrich; and Utah would get an athletic PF in Tyrus Thomas who can finish what Deron Williams starts, defend the rim, and run with Jerry Sloan‘s fast lineup. And more importantly, gives Utah room to re-sign Paul Millsap as the starting four. More players would have to be involved for money purposes, and the deal is still in the negotiation phase, but if it happens, it’s a win-win-win. The only loser is Tyrus’ social life … If the three-way trade doesn’t happen, the Blazers reportedly plan to make a bid for Ray Felton, who’s a restricted free agent. Michael Jordan has said he doesn’t see Felton going anywhere, but Portland has enough money to outbid the cash-strapped Bobcats … We know, don’t ever read too much into summer league stats, but it’s hard to look at the Pacers’ undefeated summer squad and not assume their big-league team will have a decent frontline next season. Tyler Hansbrough and Roy Hibbert are routinely slapping up 20-point games in the Orlando Summer Pro League, and when you bring Troy “Commander BONG” Murphy and Jeff “White Varejao” Foster into the mix come the regular season, Danny Granger will only have to worry about getting buckets while those guys handle the dirty work. Hansbrough (22 pts) and Hibbert (28 pts, 9 rebs) led Indiana to a win over Boston yesterday, while Chris Lofton (21 pts) hit six threes for the Celts … Meanwhile, the Nets/Sixers combined squad is winless in Orlando, and in three of their four games have failed to crack 70 points. Russell Westbrook gave Philly/Jersey 19 points and nine assists yesterday, while B.J. Mullens scored 18. Today is the last day of the Orlando league, and the first day of the Vegas league, where there are more teams, some of the games are on TV, and more veteran NBA stars drop by the gym randomly on their way to the casino … Allen Iverson and Stephon Marbury are still looking for work. It looks like Memphis or Miami will land A.I., but Steph might be cashing his checks in euros next season. We’re not worried about Iverson yet, but we want to see him land in a good situation. If he still doesn’t have a team in a couple of weeks, this could turn into one of those bizarre Barry Bonds situations where you’ve got a Hall of Fame talent who can still play waiting by the phone and nobody wants any part of him … Meanwhile, D-Wade wants the Heat to nab Iverson. Or just somebody. But as you know, Pat Riley is playing a dangerous game of chicken, trying not to improve the roster unless Wade signs an extension. “Coach Riley opened up the wound when he said, ‘Until Dwyane signs back, we can’t do anything,’” Wade told the Miami Herald. “But me and Pat Riley are not against each other. We both want the same thing. We’re just in two different positions.” This could end badly if you’re a Heat fan, not so badly if you’re going for the Knicks … Jordan Crawford must be loving this 15 minutes of fame (we hear there’s a VH1 reality show in the works for him), but you know Courtney Lee is sitting somewhere wondering where’s his shine. He dunked on LeBron twice in front of a national TV audience during the playoffs, and it’s already been forgotten. So do you see where it would have been in LeBron’s best interest to just let the Crawford tape do what it was gonna do? … Dime’s Aron Phillips is at L.A. this week hoping to bump into Rosie Perez, and last night sent us this: “Driving back from the courts at Venice Beach to the hotel, who do I see but Lamar Odom crossing the street. Clearly free agency isn’t on his mind.” … We’re out like Starbury …

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  • bobby stew

    Dime you have to let dk and QQ play 1 on 1. DK even said he would pay for all of it! Basketball season is over and it’s the summer. I need a basketball fix. Please Dime get this done.

  • http://dimemag.com Big Freeze

    Wow fallinup, you actually read through everyone of those comments? You’re a mother fucking trooper! Now blow me.

    Lol, I’m just fucking with you. Sometimes it’s fun to go on the internet and be an immature asshole. It’s cathartic son!

  • fallinup

    Yeah, I did. It’s Friday…hence the 100 or so posts of garbage. :D

    Gotta admit, it was getting kinda good their when QQ 2.0 started talking about licking ass.

  • That’s whats up

    at QQ

    See post 92

    …and repeat

  • LakeShow84

    @ DK

    You cant get on TT to tough seeing he is the kind of player who needs a solid PG to play and besides this year Chicago aint never really had one.. Heinrich flashed for one season but then vanished..

    Let him play with Deron in a SOLID system then we can judge.. Chicago been coach hoppin ever since PJ left..

    @ QQ

    You let a lot get to you doo.. please IGNORE the people u dont like and the imposter cuz blog arguing is useless and annoying to some of us.. and DK reminds me more of a super negative cut throat business man than a thug.. dude can rant with the best of us.. thugs usually too weeded out to do that much shit talkin..

  • LakeShow84

    Iverson will lead the Raptors to the playoffs!!

  • dk

    @ aj I would admit that if it was me. That was funny shit. Thing is, it was to real to be fake. Im telling you people it was him drunk after the Orlando loss and im completely serious.

  • dk

    Only fake posts i ever made were today and gay ass dime blocked them.

    1 qq’s mom

    I vote dk, I like the way he feels in me.

    qq’s dad

    I left the fam years ago because i coldnt accept my fag son.

  • dk

    qq’s dad cont…

    I vote dk

    Carmen Elecktra

    I vote dk, he can out hustle Rodman any day, if you know what I mean.

    qq’s boyfriend

    I wish dk was gay!

    Why those were blocked ill never know.

  • QQ (the REAL)

    This is waht I dont understand…

    Whats happening dime?

    Cause I posted about 8 comments with this name (with ‘the REAL’ in the end) about dk being the impostor and using my name to create a fake convo that consisted of nothing but nonsense.

    BUT THOSE POSTS NEVER GOT POSTED. There’s the ‘awaiting moderation comment’, but NOT A SINGLE POST.

    What the fuck? Dk created a fucking mess, created a fucking convo, and yall didnt moderate it.

    I was trying to say that I POST HERE BECAUSE I LOVE BASKETBALL AND I WILL NOT TRY TO RAPE THIS FORUMS, and you let him ruin this article, BUT YOU SUPPRESSED MY POSTS. WTF DIME?

    And to cats here: Freeze, that’s, etc:

    COME ON NOW. Why yall acting like I talk like that? Why you acknwledge the cat like it’s me? Ive been postin here for some quite now, ITS NOT ME.

    @ aj
    ‘Dudes, if you haven’t figured out…

    dk is the QQ imposter…

    that guy is looney…’

    FINALLY!!!! SOMEONE WHO GOT IT!!!

    FINALLY!!!!

    To cats here: It’s quite simple really. Just dont fucking acknowledge that moron as me. ITS NOT ME!

    @ DIME.

    DAAAAAAAAMN. You gotta do something about this. Honestly. Yall have our email adress right?? DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE POSTERS WHO USE THE OTHER NICKNAMES AND DESTROY DIME! Honestly…

    Yall have a database right? You gotta do somthing about this guys, before it gets off the hook.

  • dk

    @ qq Hey you ignorant dumb fag, you started it, as usual and you got pwnd, as usual. People like you about as much as they like me moron. Your your own imposter you lying faggot and dime knows…

  • QQ (the REAL)

    Ok I am gonna be serious with you dk…

    I am not my impostor.

    Seriously.

    I do not know why someone would do that. I just dont know.

    @ Dime:

    Please… Do something about this.

  • dk

    Wow QQ

    I didnt realize those werent all your posts. I just went back and looked at them. That is some hilarious shit. Im at work and didnt catch. I wanna meet that guy, hes gold!

  • dk

    So im off and rereading this hilarious shit. The imposter owns lmao!!! qq idk if im arguing with you or some other guy. now im not sure if your even gay!

  • QQ (the REAL)

    its not me…. dammit.

  • QQ (the REAL)

    Juts to be really frank dk:

    We all know its you.

    Why do it, man?

    Honestly.

  • dk

    Like I said I didnt. What can I say. Look at how its written. Im on my phone. I dont write like that bro.

  • QQ (the REAL)

    Dammit.

    Dime…

    Seriously now.

    Do something about this shit.

  • dk

    Everyone can tell which ones are you bro relax…

  • dk

    Funniest comment of the day.

    My parents are richer than yours.

    I picture qq sitting on his brand new alienware pc casting a blue glow on his room, feverishly typing, screaming at his moms,

  • dk

    while shes picking up his dirty underwear and nut rag. Mom!!! leave me alone im battling the legendary dk, just get my new mj’s!!!!

  • http://dimemag.com Big Freeze

    Omfg, I was seriously chocking from laughing so hard at that nut rag comment.

  • QQ (the REAL)

    ‘Everyone can tell which ones are you bro relax…’

    Not everyone.

    Honestly, it irks me that some of these cats cant even see that some of it are written by a troll. That fucking annoys me. It’s obvious as hell. WHY THE HELL CANT YOU CATS FUCKING SEE IT?

  • Mr. BBall

    I don’t think dime cares so stop calling dime to do something about posters or setting up a one on one, man dime is not doing that. Set up a one on one yourself get a cheap camera. Up it on Utube.

  • DK

    thats it, i had to capslock my name just to show you guys that the fun and games are over and IM NOT FUCKING AROUND ANYMORE. i will bite peices of QQ’s dick off so that he pisses in 7 different directions, further more i am tired of all you fags that are hating on my super fruitylishious swagg, my basketball I.Q will down in the anals of history, as i true basketball genius. google me if you dont understand who you are fucking with.

  • Ekstore

    @QQ… it’s at least obvious to me which one is you… if the post resorts to low personal insults , it’s not you… and if it’s more based on basketball analysis, then it is you.

    @DK… you give us Laker fans a bad name my man.

    It’s just basketball everyone… can’t we all just get along?

  • Kudabeen

    QQ:

    My post wasn’t all for you. I see that you give him credit, but I still don’t get specific about what exactly AI has done that destroyed teams. People like to just toss names around, but without any events, so it all turns out to be hearsay and prejudice.

    I can call Iverson an ass for blowing of mandatory practices, but also recognize on an off day that is a holiday maybe that is a practice that shouldn’t be made. Ultimately Iverson is liable for his decisions, so I’d rather call a man out on specific failures.

    I’m good either way. I really have to cut my post down and make them more focused for articles or my own blog/podcast.

    I apologize for the length, but I mean what I write.

    I’m chillin’

  • Kudabeen

    Patty Mills broke his foot before he can prove he shouldn’t be shipped over seas…literally a tough break for the rookie.

  • dk

    @ekstore

    fuck off cock. you dont know shit about what i give. im defending myself after being attacked. stay the fuck out of it loser. you gay like qq?

  • http://astrokidz.blogspot.com T.J.

    Al Harrington and Nick Young slammed on LeBron and got no shine. Nick ain’t even get any mention on ESPN or nuthin.

  • Mack Brownee

    lebron + madonna personality + ledonna

  • Mack Brownee

    my bad: lebron + madonna personality = ledonna

  • !!!??!?!?!!

    Iverson was the scapegoat in Detroit. He hasn’t slowed down, he tried to change his game and too bad no one else did on that team!

    And as for Denver, I will say it again, they lost to Lakers 2 years in a row!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! With and without AI they lost to the Lakers, luckily for the AI haters they faced LA in finals not Rd 1…!!!

    I can’t wait for AI to shut all the haters and doubters up next year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • QQ

    @dk – FUCK YOU!!!! You’re the Impostor!!! AND I’M GLAD PEOPLE REALIZE IT!!!

  • http://www.solefans.com Nemo

    Suck the deal.www.solefans.com

  • mess

    Booze just confirmed that he asked to be traded:
    http://www.sltrib.com/jazz/ci_12834315

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