Don’t Believe Amar’e

Maybe Amar’e saw the effect that Kevin Love’s breaking news tweets had on the blog-o-sphere, and wanted to see how it felt to be the source of a story. Or, maybe he just wanted to mess with all of us.
Either way, Amar’e has been pushing the STAT-to-the-Lakers rumor on his Twitter feed.
“Breaking News! Amar’e Stoudemire to the Lakers!!,” he tweeted on June 26th.
“Breaking News! Amar’e Stoudemire to the Lakers!! He might take less money to win a championship,” he tweeted again about 20 hours ago.
So now every one of his tweets includes a made-up rumor about him going to play for the Lakers or something about Sun Tzu. For example… “I have incorporated several of these philosophies into my game on the basketball court and into my life… amar’e stoudemire AKA sun tzu”
The problem with Sun Tzu’s “breaking news” is that he doesn’t have the option to “take less money to win a championship” right now. The dude’s under contract in Phoenix. He will be paid $16,378,325. Unless he renegotiates with the Suns, who then trade him to LA, that is exactly what he will make this year. Maybe that’s what he was trying to get at, but couldn’t articulate that roundabout message in 140 characters or less.
Source: Ball Don’t Lie and Amareisreal























































July 1st, 2009 at 9:01 am
Ansonious says:
What a joke why would the Suns even trade to a division rival, this my friends is idiocracy.
July 1st, 2009 at 9:11 am
sh!tfaced says:
“The only way Amar’e Stoudemire suits up in purple and gold this year is if someone buys him a Kobe jersey for Christmas.”
July 1st, 2009 at 9:12 am
Notorious says:
Of course its idiotic, its Amare we are talking about. $16 million for an injury riddled 2nd fiddle, add in his selfishness and lack of defense, I would trade him to if I could. He wants to be paid like a #1, but ride the coat tails of Phil and Kobe to get a ring because he knows he is not a #1 option player. F’k Amare, aka Sun Fool
July 1st, 2009 at 9:15 am
wiz says:
Send him to L.A, im sure he would like playing for the clippers lol……I think we arent getting all the info into this matter something is being left out, many players have said publicly they want to be traded but amare has gone above and beyond to create publicity..
July 1st, 2009 at 9:17 am
doc says:
What he gonna tweet next.Amare in the running for DPOY?
July 1st, 2009 at 9:36 am
Dagomar says:
gotta love speaking about yourself in the third person . . . .
July 1st, 2009 at 9:42 am
QQ says:
I want Amare onda Magic. Sign and Trade Hedo and Redick.
Next Year’s Lineup:
1. Nelson
2. VC
3. Rashard
4. Amare
5. Dwight
Bench:
Pietrus
Anthony Johnson
Pick up some others. Magic RUN this NBA shit!
July 1st, 2009 at 9:49 am
PALakerFan says:
I read this morning that the Suns may pursue Lamar Odom. HOW??? The only way would be through a sign and trade that would no doubt involve Amare.
I can’t believe the Lakers would want to mess up their chemistry by bringing in a malcontent like Amare.
With all the money LA saved on draft day and by Kobe not opting out to get a raise, they should just give Ariza $7-8 mil per and Odom $9-10 mil per and call it a day.
July 1st, 2009 at 9:58 am
Michorizo says:
Sun Tzu would then be confused for Sun Yue…
July 1st, 2009 at 10:09 am
Michorizo says:
Amare to the Rockets ….can’t the Suns and Rockets make a trade happen.
July 1st, 2009 at 10:30 am
shake&bake says:
@ Michorizo- he wants to go to L.A. to talk to Sun Yue about Sun Tzu.
July 1st, 2009 at 11:08 am
Drink the Haterade says:
What can I can say everybody Loves L.A.
July 1st, 2009 at 11:55 am
dfendin champs says:
Lakers trade:
Andrew Bynum
Sasha Vujacic
Future #1
Suns trade:
Amare Stoudemire
Which team doesn’t make this trade?
July 1st, 2009 at 12:11 pm
MissChick says:
As much as I like Amare, Odom is way more valueable to the Lakers. The only way Amare MAY end up on the Lakers is if Odom splits.
July 1st, 2009 at 12:13 pm
MissChick says:
@ D-Champs - not a bad proposal. Anything to get rid of Sasha.
July 1st, 2009 at 12:21 pm
Shrink This says:
Is shooting your mouth off publicly the only thing Amare learned from Shaq?
July 1st, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Ansonious says:
I would certainly hope the Suns wouldn’t take Bynums bad knees in a trade, true Amare has a history of injuries, but at least when he comes back he puts up numbers unlike Bynum who has only one legit good season under his belt.
July 1st, 2009 at 4:57 pm
the cynic says:
does Amare think he is better then Gasol?
July 3rd, 2009 at 10:42 am
ramon says:
naw suckas the suns are gonna get rid of amare im not a lakers fan but who ever is a fan you guys can suck dick until you get sick kobes a bitch 313 d e t look at me roll that weed fuck l.a fuck cali detroit,ll shoot up yo alley you guys aint got shit on this i can spit a line and make a rhyme faster than snoop or wayne i stand here and say fuck the president fuck tpain fuck los angelas cuz you can handle this calis gay man what can i say you got a problem tell me and i go down to white town and whoop yo a