Shaq Not Big Enough To Meet President Obama

Shaquille O’Neal has been in Washington D.C. for the last few days which is concluding with his hosting of WWE’s Monday Night Raw taping live tonight. He is making his trip to the nation’s capital an interesting one, as he proposed this hypothetical situation to a D.C. sports radio station:
“Check this out, I got on a nice suit, I’m in D.C. paying a visit, I jump out of a cab in front of the White House, I don’t use none of my political/law enforcement connections. If I go to the gate and say, ‘Hey, I’m in town, I would like to see the President,’ do I get in, or do I not get in?”
And on Sunday afternoon, Shaq turned hypothetical into reality as he headed over to the White House and quickly got rejected. Shaq immediately let the world know of his rejection via Twitter:
“The white house wouldn’t let me in, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.”
I’m sorry Shaq, you may think you’re kind of like a big deal, but President Obama is on a whole other level than you.
Source: Newsweek

























July 27th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Simon says:
Shaq is the man! I love his sense of humour. I have one question though… does he spend any time with his kids? We always see him making music videos, working out, updating Twitter, making his TV show, etc. How much time does the guy have?
July 27th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Simon says:
My bad, I guess I had two questions in there.
July 27th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
doc says:
Something fun to do for the big fella.
July 27th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Michorizo says:
I wouldn’t let Sahq in my house either
July 27th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Lakers Nation says:
he better get used to that treatment . . . he’s a couple of notches below all the stars of the NBA today!
July 27th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
JJ says:
If Shaq tries to get in in Kobe Bryant’s house, he would get rejected!!! NBA Finals MVP is on whole another level than him!!!!!
July 27th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Powerslave says:
Hey Dime, where do you guys distribute your mag in Canada? I can’t find it anywhere!
July 27th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
AB_40 says:
maybe he can get in next summer with the cavs?
July 27th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Ashlov says:
Wade’s Twitter page shows him with the President. Shaq, tell me how Wade’s ass tastes?
July 27th, 2009 at 6:14 pm
TomGfromCanada says:
that was great
July 27th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
S-SiN says:
Barrack wasn’t home. he was getting arrested in Boston
July 27th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
S-SiN says:
also, if Shaq gets in rite there like 20 dudes are stripped of their careers instantly. some jailed.
July 27th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
John Jacobs says:
Kobe Bryant will be at the White House this summer when the Champion Lakers Best Franchise in All Sports comes to town. Hey Shaq tell me how Kobe’s ass taste?
July 28th, 2009 at 12:45 am
sh!tfaced says:
@11. LMFAO
What the fuck did he expect? Knowing Shaq, he was thinking he could beat the current NBA champs to the draw and be the first to meet Obama in the White House before Kobe and the Lakers did. LOL.
Back to the end of the line.
July 28th, 2009 at 1:07 am
Joe Green says:
Shaq is comedy. He got something else new going on, yall should check him out at http://www.thepayerplayer.com/thegreatone and watch the video
July 28th, 2009 at 2:27 am
q says:
“I’m sorry Shaq, you may think you’re kind of like a big deal, but President Obama is on a whole other level than you”
Dear Jeff Chen, hop off his dick.
July 28th, 2009 at 6:24 am
808 says:
“Dear Jeff Chen, hop off his dick.” — q
Hey “q”, why don’t you hop off of Shaq’s dick.
Hey “q” tell me how Shaq’s ass tastes…
September 6th, 2009 at 12:03 am
diesel says:
hey jj r u serious. i dont even care about this argument but to say that kobe and finals mvp is on another level than shaq is just stupid because no matter what the skill comparison is now, shaq has 3 finals mvps and kobe just this year got his first. get your facts straight man