28 Responses to “Boring Summer? Imagine Living In Utah”

1. August 25th, 2009 at 8:48 am

   Butcher says:

   Damn, how much can D-Will bench press? Pozdrawiam czytelników z Polski:)

2. August 25th, 2009 at 8:54 am

   nola says:

   LMAO “THE LAKERS SUCKKKKKKK” and i’m a lakers fan hahahahahahaha

3. August 25th, 2009 at 9:01 am

   goonther says:

   STAGED? even so it would still be funny to see on the street

4. August 25th, 2009 at 9:05 am

   rodnets says:

   thats the funniest thing you’ll see in Utah…

5. August 25th, 2009 at 9:09 am

   haslem says:

   the lakers suck bit was funny imagine players from another team coming out of nowhere and hitting u with dodgeballs

6. August 25th, 2009 at 9:20 am

   TJ says:

   Sweet headband, Kyle.

7. August 25th, 2009 at 9:45 am

   M Intellect says:

   LOL – Techno music by Masha Kirlenko!!!!

   LOLOL

8. August 25th, 2009 at 10:05 am

   Rare Air says:

   LMFAO!!! dude getting pegged in the stall!!!

   Best thing Korver has ever done

9. August 25th, 2009 at 10:15 am

   Kobe says:

   What’s with dime hating on “small” cities? Cmon NY isn’t the “fun” city in the world

10. August 25th, 2009 at 10:30 am

    43t9fisldjfdsfqo9rg3 says:

    Hahaha!!! I get it!!! Because Utah is all farms and white people, especially Salt Lake!! LOL UTAH SUCKS!!! I LOVE TO BASH PLACES THAT I’VE NEVER BEEN TO!!!! FRICK UTAH, frickers, fricking BORING place to be thats sure!!! Lol. I hate utah. I hate it so much. Utah sux. Utah SUXXXX. SUXX BIG TIME.

11. August 25th, 2009 at 10:32 am

    Scott says:

    Some of the best comical spots I’ve seen NBA players do. Just all around fun!

12. August 25th, 2009 at 10:40 am

    AB_40 says:

    ok this is funny

13. August 25th, 2009 at 10:52 am

    James says:

    HAHAHAHAHA! Iowa sucks!

14. August 25th, 2009 at 11:03 am

    43t9fisldjfdsfqo9rg3 says:

    I want to reinforce my hatred for utah as nothing good has ever come out of that barren abortion of a state, desolate in every sense and every layer of the word, devoid of worth, devoid of value, devoid of actual human beings, the inhabitants the trash husks of the world, a garbage vortex with six points in the mountainous west, where nothing of any creative veracity can germinate, an infestation, an eyesore of america, a mistake. polygamists AND BORING. A DUST BOWL. I’VE NEVER BEEN THERE

    HIRE ME DIME

    HIRE ME

15. August 25th, 2009 at 11:10 am

    Amar says:

    wow . . . touched a nerve there . . . right 43t9fisldjfdsfqo9rg3 ?

    I’ve never been to SLC, Utah; but I have lived in small towns before. You don’t need 1500k+ people moving around on a subway system and guys getting mugged / ladies getting raped to be living in a good city/state. That said, this is a much better video than the one Kobe did a few years ago telling people to trade Bynum, or he’ll leave the Lakers . . .

    oh yeah, forgot about that one, huh?

16. August 25th, 2009 at 11:15 am

    43t9fisldjfdsfqo9rg3 says:

    HELLO I’M GOING TO WRITE A SNIDE, SOLIPSISTIC HEADLINE TO AN ARTICLE BECAUSE ANY PLACE THAT EXISTS OUTSIDE OF MY PURVIEW OF REALITY IS AUTOMATICALLY WORTH LESS THAN MY CURRENTLY INHABITED SETTING

    IF YOU’RE NOT IN THE ROOM WITH ME, YOU MAY AS WELL BE DEAD, AS I REFUSE TO RECOGNIZE YOUR EXISTENCE AND VALIDITY AS A HUMAN BEING

    WE ENJOY OUR CORPORATE CULTURE OF ARROGANT, CONDESCENDING NIHILISM

    ~ Dime Magazine Motto, circa 2009

17. August 25th, 2009 at 11:16 am

    43t9fisldjfdsfqo9rg3 says:

    i had that typed out before i saw your response and i didn’t want to delete it. peace out.

18. August 25th, 2009 at 11:21 am

    43t9fisldjfdsfqo9rg3 says:

    i’m goign to kill myself if someone doesn’t change the title of this article

19. August 25th, 2009 at 11:25 am

    Amar says:

    43t9fisldjfdsfqo9rg3 — dude. chill out. it’s just dime magazine — like what, a Top 30 NBA blog out there on the internet? one that spends a lot of time discussing sneakers and urban hoops ‘culture’ as opposed to the actual game? it’s going to be alright. just forget about it.

20. August 25th, 2009 at 11:44 am

    thenatural says:

    @43t9fisldjfdsfqo9rg3 – in none of your posts do you say anything about the UTAH JAZZ. you should probably be posting on a travel forum and not a hoops forum… as the great Kenny Powers would say, “You’re f’ing out”

21. August 25th, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    Ahoapap says:

    @thenatural In his defense, the title of the article doesn’t say : “Boring Summer? Imagine being a Utah Jazz player”. No, it says : “Boring Summer? Imagine living in Utah”. That has nothing to do with Basketball, hoops, shoes, travel, or anything other than living in Utah.

    People from Utah who love it get pretty sick of people shitting all over it. The only thing wrong with Utah is their stupid liquor laws.

22. August 25th, 2009 at 2:15 pm

    high release says:

    Kurwa Masz!

23. August 25th, 2009 at 3:43 pm

    S-SiN says:

    This is KINDA funny, but.. to sum it up as Imagine a summer in Utah? what the fuck? u came up with a name for this one yourself? dude, snap out of whatever u on quick, cuz imagine a summer in Burma, how would that be like? shittier than some mall stalls? hows bout a Somalia summer?.. no jEFFIN CHENse..

    Ebony and Ivory throwing some volleyballs around a mall toilet (oh wait, Utah might get boring, i totally get it now), and what a way for D-Will to crossover and get in the nike mainstream fag-a-sphere down low promo schemes based around youtube, teaming up with this headband senior aerobics coach looking guy..

    fuken off-season..

24. August 25th, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    J HUSTLE says:

    the funniest one was when they hit the guy on the steps lol he jumped right up like he as really ready 2 fight somebody and even started chasing them! lol that one seemed too real to be staged cuz he was embarrased as hell that his girl saw him get clowned like that

25. August 25th, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    43t9fisldjfdsfqo9rg3 says:

    i hereby vow to do everything in my power to disrupt your progression in the sporting world, Mr. Jeff Chen. i am going to relinquish control of my body to hatred and virtually curse your articles, a Internet suicide bomber, undeterred, completely focused, wholly consumed and obsessed with causing your professional failure until you change the title of this article. i will be relentless. i have nothing. i have nothing so i can give everything of myself to burning down this sliver of mutual world we share. this, Mr. Chen, is scorched earth. i don’t care about furthering or improving myself in any way — i only want to see your shambling career put out of its misery.

    i want you to fix this. i want you to make this right. change the title of this article. change it. please.

26. August 25th, 2009 at 6:28 pm

    Brado says:

    I live in Chicago but grew up in Utah….thus I’m a huge Jazz fan. I’m hooked on the Dime because they are one of the few publications out there who will actually give a shout out to small market teams. You don’t mention every positive thing out of Utah, but enough to gain my respect. You just need to give D-Will a cover, dude is ill!

27. August 25th, 2009 at 7:48 pm

    Amar says:

    dude — seriously, cool it. dime is all about hitcounts, and getting ad money from the website. that’s the financial motive of doing things like this, or disparaging the GTA as a ’small market’, etc.

28. August 25th, 2009 at 10:33 pm

    RonNation says:

    i will prob enter

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