Can You Hear Me Now?
When it’s a slow day in the basketball world, people get up to mischief in the Dime office. For example, last week an unnamed member of the Dime crew put two pieces of tape over the receiver of our new Operations Manager Holly Smith‘s phone. Seemingly innocent, but listen to what happened next.
So after a week of people complaining on the other end of the line that Holly “sounded like she was under water,” she called the phone company for them to come and inspect. This was yesterday. With two trained professionals checking out the phone, they couldn’t figure it out.
Then today UPS comes to deliver some packages, and sure enough there is one for Holly from the phone company. Not realizing what it was for, as the prank had been pulled a week ago, Holly goes on to tell us of her phone troubles. Immediately breaking out laughing, we show her the tape on the receiver. Case closed.
What’s the bet office pranks that you have pulled?
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August 13th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
KnicksFan84 says:
Embedding over 50 small alarm clocks inside my supervisor’s cube while he was on vacation. We put it in the walls etc, when he came back from vacation, his desk sounded like a choo-choo train. The best part is he couldn’t find all of them, called building management for help and even then we set a couple of them to fire off alarms periodically!
August 13th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
fiyaman says:
nice prank i might try that…holly is a hotie
August 13th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
fiyaman says:
also I think u guys need to change ph companies they seem incompetent
August 13th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
vince says:
yalll just needed an excuse to put up a pic of Holy Smith
August 13th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Mark says:
Your new operations manager is HOT, Im English and drive a Bentley, do you think shed like to come over for a ride?!!?
August 13th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
JA says:
Newest Dime Piece. Get it done fellas.
August 13th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Dagomar says:
She’s a fox. Solid prank.
August 13th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Taj says:
Hang 30 corn dogs in an office with drop ceiling and record the reaction on the face of the manager as she DESPISES corn dogs.
August 13th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
dukesman2000 says:
Holly is hot. She can definitely get it.
August 13th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Taj says:
Thats the true definition of a “Dime” right there!
August 13th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
rodnets says:
Sending 100000 fake e-mails to a wiseass marketing officer to flood his notebook and tell him straight in his face “don´t know what happened”
Capturing a windows desktop image and set it as a wallpaper after deleting a couple of shortcuts. People went mad at double clicking the icons and saw that nothing happened.
Peace
August 13th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
SEANY_T says:
Is Holly blind… Were those phone maintenance blind? Someone must be blind, but not me as Holly is hot!
August 13th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
bballinca says:
Thank God she has looks going for her as the brain doesn’t seem to be functioning properly.
August 13th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Kobeef says:
I agree with Vince but appreciate your intentions.
Point taken.
August 13th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
dk says:
Wow, I must say Holly is the hottest bitch you have posted on here. Much prettier then the money grubbin strippers with pom poms I normally am subjected to, nice work, for once, Dime!
August 13th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Drink the Haterade says:
Really DK? thats jacked! How u gonna call one of the Dime crew a bitch? Thats just wrong. Did no one to teach you respect for women? I mean why she gotts be a bitch? Do you know her?
August 13th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
LakeShow84 says:
This co-worker brought her raggedy anne doll in or whatever the hell it was but all the ladies loved it so i came in one weekend to work and when i left i took the doll and tied some shrink wrap around its neck and hung it from the ceiling fan..
Who wouldve thought they wouldve taken it so hard.. ITS A DOLL..
August 13th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
dk says:
@17 Well, I learned the word from Tupac asshole. Way to suck up, im sure your gonna get the pussy now! In fact, in my world, ” bitch ” is a term of endearment, and my ” bitches ” dont mind me calling them that. As long as there not on theeir knees… at church of course.
August 13th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
LakeShow84 says:
Damn fellas.. cant we all just act like we been there lol..
@ DK – im still waiting for you to say your going to rip some broads tits off lol “Why dont you take 2 steps back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!!”
U one cold, crude customer DK lol
But ill take my dark alter ego’s side and say she is better than half the femme’s u guys posted up so far Dime.. Operations manager as well?? face is 7.5-8 but the brains give her a smoothed out 9..
@ Powerslave – “Very mature Rondel”
August 13th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
rockets says:
Some of these people have no online etiquette. Why she gotta be a b*****? She has a degree from NYU and is probably more accompolished than half the commenters here.
Glad to hear DIME hired her on after her internship!
August 13th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
POPPI GEE says:
Oh yea she is nice. Wondering how weeks went by and she didn’t notice tape there.
Wow she is really nice (looking).
No visible ring on the finger either. Hmmmmm?
August 13th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
srb says:
OK Dime, time to start pulling down some of the comments.
August 13th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
dk says:
@24 Classic, censorship from an American run magazine….
When did being a bitch become such a negative thing?
August 13th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
Drink the Haterade says:
@ DK– the difference is that I date women and you obviously date hoes, any woman that would allow you to call her bitch as a term of endearment has no respect for herself.
August 13th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
dk says:
@26 Whatever you say bro’ …..
August 13th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
aj says:
Leave it to the two insane Lakers fans (dk & Lakeshow) to either make some of the flat-out dumbest comments you’ll read or have the most tacky & disturbing practical joke yet.
August 13th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
dk says:
@26 ” the difference is that I date women ” Translation, I dont get laid, what a fucking loser….
August 13th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
dk says:
@26 Does anybody really date or even use that term anymore!? Do you still watch In the Heat of the Night or Leave it to Beaver?
August 13th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
dk says:
@21 lmfao. I love women,girls, and bitches. I love a good bitch. Who needs some fake classy I need my nails done whiny money grubbin hoe? Someone who cant get laid is who. I dont like whores that are out for a buck, aka strippers, cheerleaders, etc. …..
August 13th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
HollyIsHot says:
She is gorgeous!
Are u guys hiring????? lol
August 13th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Steve A says:
Ya Dime, clean this up, especially with some of the comments in regards to your female employee. Makes you look bad…..
August 13th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
LakeShow84 says:
No foo named AJ would ever get under my skin.. weak ass Backstreet Boy..
And its real out here in Cali beezy.. i also lick puppies stomachs for the taste and sometimes when im bored ill take a dump in the back of a movie theatre and wait for someone to sit there.. and hear it squish.. its funny to me..
August 13th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Metropolitan's Finest says:
@ DK
Nigga shut up… you need to be removed from society
loser
August 13th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
danny says:
More pics of holly. Not of that retarded prank that wasn’t even funny. I mean, why were you guys laughing again? -
August 13th, 2009 at 2:04 pm
LakeShow84 says:
i think i hit my quota of Chappelle Show quotes for the day.. DK you crack me up doo.. Im with Haterade though.. CANT STAND GHETTO GIRLS..
And can everyone quit trying to act so proper?? you dont think they KNEW what was going to happen when they posted their cute ass woman co-worker up there?? half of u would swoon over a stick figure with C-size breast drawn on it..
You foo’s act like ol girl is going to email you saying she “thought it was really sweet how you stood up for me in the BLOGS” lol
Dips..
August 13th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Will Purdue says:
WHY HASN’T DIME PUT UP THE VID OF STARBURY PUFFIN’ THE MAGIC DRAGON IN HIS CAR YET!?!?!
August 13th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Will Purdue says:
COME ON DIME BREAK THAT SHIT
August 13th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
dk says:
@34 Ill shut up when you get off the corner and attempt an education…
August 13th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Andrew says:
I like the fact that dk is dissing @ number 26. Wonder who made post at that number…
August 13th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Metropolitan's Finest says:
@ DK
LOL what’s wrong bruh…can’t take some tough love ?
get some chump
August 13th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
dk says:
I dont need love from a brother bro’ , I avoid prison. How was your last stint. You still a bottom or moved up to the top?
August 13th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Drink the Haterade says:
Lakeshow– I hear that, I cant stand ghetto girls. I like mine clean and respectable.
DK– Apparently with the kind of chicks you sleep with you might wanna get checked bro…
August 13th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Metropolitan's Finest says:
@ DK…
I’m just laughing at your ignorance and like messing with you, I find it amusing
@ Drink
LOL
August 13th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
dk says:
Where in any of my statements did I mention I like ghetto bitches? I need to check my urban dictionary because I dont know what the word bitch means anymore… fucking idiots…
August 13th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
MattO says:
aaaaaanyways, back on topic, an even better prank than scotch tape on the phone receiver is peanut butter on the phone receiver…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAn0C6DF2JE
August 13th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
The Real Tryrone says:
Things be lookin’ up y’all at this website and y’all know what im be talkin about!
True thugs never lie.
The REAL Tyrone
August 13th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
LakeShow84 says:
OK DK..
Call your next date a Bitch and see what kind of response u get.. if she aint trippin she a one nighter (and dont forget the glove)..
If she trips she might just be applicable to join ur team.. but then again if she trips YOU wont be on her team lol
August 13th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
LakeShow84 says:
Man its slow today lol i been on here for the last 2 hours..
August 13th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
LakeShow84 says:
I remember i swooped up a girl (SUPERBAD light skinned woman) and took her ass to the movies..
First bad sign was she had on these lowrise jeans so when she got out (and i had to peep) her ass was hanging out of em.. Ya’all that shit was on my seats! Strike 1..
Then we in the movies and its started and everything.. Someone calls and this broad hops on the phone and is talkin NORMALLY.. i gave her the :/ look and she got off but still i aint seen a sista/brotha enforce the stereotype like that.. Strike 2..
And strike 3 was her putting her ass on my car seat all over again lol.. dropped her off, declined the invitation to hang out..
She was coo but like i said.. i cant stand ghetto..
August 13th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Michorizo says:
Steal someone’s cell phone, tape it under their chair and call it when they are sitting down at their desk. Watch them scramble around looking for their phone.
August 13th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
sans says:
It was my second to last day working in this kitchen, and it was slow all day. I was bored, didn’t feel like doin’ anything, so i set my boy Greg up. I put the entire day’s tickets up, turned off the hot lights (that keep the food warm while waiting for servers to pick it up), and made it seem like I was busy all day. The line was dilapidated, unstocked, the entire place was a mess, and I convinced my manager who everyone hated to come talk shit to me so I could throw him into a wall and quit.
Worst thing is, I thought he came on at 4, so I called him to tell him I was slammed and he came hustling in, even though he was scheduled at 5. I did feel bad a bout that.
Anyway, he comes rushing into the kitchen, I throw my manager into a wall after cursing him out, he looks at the line and sees 50 pending food orders, and has no idea what’s going on. I walk back in like 3 minutes later, and he was really, really confused. I left a bunch of burnt food cooking on the flattop, to make it look real, and poor Greggie had no idea until everyone started laughing. Fortunately, the servers had the good sense to apologize to our customers after my expetive parade out the door.
I never got a phone company thougm, nice work.
August 13th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
Michorizo says:
What about pissing in your boss’s coffee cup…is this considered a prank?
August 13th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
dk says:
@45 What a waste of my team, shit wasnt even remotely funny and its a shitty prank. Fuckin EPIC FAIL bro’ . The Dime prank required two trained technicians and some dumb bitch 2 weeks to figure it out…. jj Holly, holla!
August 13th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
GoSpurs says:
@MattO
damn that shit was hilarious..gonna have to try that out sometime, peanut butter all up in his ear, jokes! that’s gold, jerry, GOLD!!!
August 13th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
POPPI GEE says:
Few obs.
1. She got the low cut blouse joint on, so she better watch the dirty rapscallions at the job lookin when she bending over. Yea, yea I ratted them out!
2. Behold! I see a box of what looks like shirts in the back….I want the whole box lol.
3. I need DIME to put Kool-aid in that water cooler and keep it real.
4. She got the white teeth and clean gums, always a good sign lol. Keep it healthy mam.
5. The stack of papers and stuff in the background, I am going to need an intern to clean that up yesterday.
6. Let’s go green DIME and cut off them lights.
7. The old operations manager must have been a boogar lol. Just kidding.
Slow day but a good day. Deuces!
August 13th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Davros says:
@ Michorizo – your mobile phone gag might be a good one to try, especially if they keep a messy desk
August 13th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
LakeShow84 says:
@ Davros & Michorizo
I like that one too.. im bout to try it.. bet..
August 13th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
Notorious says:
Man, you all must have hired her based on her nice looks. Because I would be a little nervous if the person managing my Operations couldn’t figure out there was tape on the phone, especially after an entire week.
Oh, and DK is still the most ignorant poster on the board, way to rock that stupidity for all to see D.
August 13th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
LakeShow84 says:
LMAO
Aye that phone shit works.. It aint even that funny but i was still rollin.. my coworker really couldnt find it until i told her..
Shit.. i might have to do that again..
August 13th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
dk says:
@58 And your still the coolest kid in the trap, thumbs up, loser.
August 13th, 2009 at 5:58 pm
bht says:
man that chick is hot shes like a cleaner version of jenna haze
August 13th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
sh!tfaced says:
LOL. Dime blog sure sounds like gen pop prison block whenever they post chics…
August 13th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
Mannywood29 says:
“I will say that I still can’t get over how women are shaped, and that I will go to my grave wanting to pet their butts and boobs.”
-Kurt Vonnegut, at age 75.
August 19th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
Conoro says:
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Video-Peter-Mehlman-meets-Kobe-Bryant?urn=nba,183824&cp=3#comments
Hilarity ensues…