Knicks Employee Wins $168 Million
If anybody in this world deserved to win $168 million it was Jimmy Groves. Back in 2003, the 49-year-old Madison Square Garden employee had the unfortunate task on cleaning up Rodney White’s vomit – Groves is the man with the mop at the 2:12 mark of the video below. On August 28, Groves won the Mega Millions jackpot. The Bronx native plans to buy a place in Manhatten, a car and take care of his mom and grandchildren. Also in the vid, check out the younger, skinnier and less-tatted Birdman on the Nuggets.
What would you guys do if you won $168 million?
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September 18th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
doc says:
Fall back and fuck bitches all day long while a human weed roller sits on the side all day.
September 18th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Celts Fan says:
I was gonna say “whatever the fuck I want” but I like Doc’s answer a lot more
September 18th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Austin Burton says:
So was Rodney White really sick, or just suffering a hangover?
September 18th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
LB says:
Hahaha Austin, I was thinking the same thing!
September 18th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
LB says:
Or maybe he vomited when he realized his teammates were John Crotty and Junior Harrington!
September 18th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
doc says:
And I would call up Rodney White and tell him I’ll pay him to be my personal spit up cleaner.Lord knows he needs the check.
September 18th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
The REAL Tyrone says:
Ain’t no doubt ya’ll that there be much more to life than be earnin and spendin cheddar. Y’all cats be learnin that life is abt respek and shit like that ain’t, it ain’t juust of thinkin and earnin cheddar. Ain’t nothing wrong with bangin bitches though, doc!
True thugs NEVER lie.
The Real Tyrone
September 18th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
George W Kush Sr says:
I’d a get a 3 piece chicken combo, tell her she can charge me for extra hot sauce today. Shit, I’ll probably even leave her a tip…
September 18th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
That's whats up says:
I would block The Real Fagrone from posting on the internet…..if I won 168M I could probably hook that up.
…and then I’d follow docs plan
September 18th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
sh!tfaced says:
thought flop-ass bust scrubs like jerome james, starbury, eddy curry, etc. wins the lottery by just joining the knicks org…
September 18th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
A$$Cube a.k.a. says:
I’d probably buy a pro-team in France. Plus, I’d invest in DIME so we can have a French/Spanish version of the magazine in Europe –not just a translation but more of an adaptation featuring articles about up-and-coming Euro ballers or something.
September 18th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
. says:
TYRONE SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND NO ONE LIKES YOU AND NO ONE EVER WILL NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY AND AIN’T NO WAY YOU’RE A TRUE THUG YOU’RE PROBABLY JUST SOME DUMBASS WHITE TEENAGE KID FROM THE SUBURBS WHO LISTENS TO THE JONAS BROTHERS ALL DAY LONG.
geez…i’m all for freedom of speech and everything, but damn..
September 18th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
LakeShow84 says:
Im bite off 2 posts..
First, as Thats Whats Up said, i would block Tyrone from bloggin and save the world a couple of suicides..
Second, im really feelin DOC’s Entourage life lol
I’d only add the location.. Shit i’d move to Brazil.. But then again thats the AIDS captial of the world so ima have to hit up Cuba..
And dont nobody say nothing about them Cubanas.. CUZ DAMN..
September 18th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
james p says:
I wonder what happened to rodney white.
September 18th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
Ian says:
people dont get mad at tyrone just skip his posts.
September 18th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
Drink the Haterade says:
I like Docs idea, but Lakeshow is right we gotta change location. Since I already live in Vegas, I would have to have a house in SD, Miami and a big ranch in TN. That way I could chill in the cool w/ them bitches (SD), the Lake and the strip in Vegas, those sick beaches in Miami and of course my favorite is them southern gals (TN)
September 18th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
jzsmoove says:
I’ma put Seattle back on the NBA map. i’m gonna go find me Payton and Kemp re-incarnate. i know i’ll need more but its a start. if i owned any NBA team in this lifetime i’ll die happy.
September 18th, 2009 at 7:50 pm
BRUCE says:
Take all of the New York Knicks Cheerleaders on a personal cruise, probably might buy former Knicks Latrell Sprewell cruise-boat.
I don’t have to worry about feeding my family ever again!
September 18th, 2009 at 7:55 pm
BRUCE says:
MANHATTAN not Manhatten!
September 18th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
BRUCE says:
Yeah put Seattle back on the map. You have to find Gary Payton 2.0. There is a Shawn Kemp Junior out there!
September 18th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
bill says:
I would ride a motorbike carrying 3 guns……….
September 18th, 2009 at 11:13 pm
jackass says:
screw y’all anybody loves reading tyrone??? shit tyrone keep writing who cares all these losers are saying. if you can’t handle diversity then go back to your trailer parks bitchezzz. everybody’s thinks the same way over there.
September 19th, 2009 at 2:20 am
bill says:
DIME: Can we please have an article titled: How can Lamar Odom take longer to sign with an nba team then to choose who he spends the rest of his life with (his future wife lol)
Thanks
September 19th, 2009 at 3:25 am
luckylester says:
@Bill “rest of his life” is an interesting term I’m not so sure will be a reality in this instance…
@Bill, that answer is damn hilarious…
@Real Tyrone and his haters and friends (if there are some), you just better be real, that’s all I’m saying, because if not there going to have to make a new aesop fable about you or something.
@the lotto: I would, at the very least, by an Island. A while back, Johnny Depp’s weird ass bought an island with a mansion on it, and a huge dock to park big ass boats, in a pretty nice part of the world, for 3.5 million bucks or something. Are you kidding me? James Jones for 8 games or an island, your own damn island. That would be tits. I would also put up some good hoop gyms here on the west coast, so kids could play late at night, and actually get to be kids… tough to be a kid these days with all the rules and waivers and shit, I’d at least try to help them out. I’d also have a new razor for my mache 3 every single day instead of the month old blades i use now because the damn things are too expensive to toss after a few shavings….
September 19th, 2009 at 3:38 am
EN FUEGO says:
HAHAHAHA Rodney White was fucking drunk!
September 19th, 2009 at 11:40 am
justice says:
after he buys that place in the city he wont have anymore for anything else….
my man take ur money and move out of the country far away from anyone that may know you
September 21st, 2009 at 7:38 am
Simon (Melbourne, Australia) says:
Mate come to Australia, beautiful beaches, beautiful women, beautiful cities. What else do you want???