NBA, Video / Oct 9, 2009 / 1:57 pm

Dirk Nowitzki Channels Bjorn Borg

Perhaps it’s just me, but I don’t think we’ve fully discussed Dirk Nowitzki’s hair situation. On Wednesday, we were saying that Dirk must be in a worst-hair contest with Andrei Kirilenko sporting his Brorn Borg/Thor look, while AK-47 ditched the spiked ‘do and went with some weird Zack Morris-type thing. From who you’ve seen, who do you think has the worst hair in the League this season?

32 Responses to “Dirk Nowitzki Channels Bjorn Borg”

  1. Kudabeen says:

    Andre Miller…think he was mentioned before. He looks like a WNBA player disguised as a man proving to us all that some strong women can hang in the L…

  2. Shrink This says:

    Bosh’s new longer ‘do is pretty awful but as far as I’m concerned, ever since he grew it out, Nash has been a perennial contender for this award.

  3. Rare Air says:

    There are some cats in the association that rock some gnarley bad lettuce, thats for sure.

    I’d have to go Andrew Bogut because he’s a triple threat:

    1. He has the greasy homeless guy/bum long hair that hasn’t been washed since he has had a decent game.

    2. The nasty looking unibrow he has proudly sported.

    3. The patchy facial/full on molester neck beard.

    Honorable mention to Sasha and Scola for rocking the brazilian assassin style long hair.

  4. BiG ShoT BoB says:

    I was watching Boston’s real training camp the other day and Rasheed Wallace has this crack head pookie look going on where he hasn’t shaved and his hair looks like something out of the movie Roots.

  5. hahns says:

    troy hudson
    marquis daniels
    and
    CHRIS BOSH

  6. J HUSTLE says:

    well last year it was hands down von wafer. that shit looked like roadkill. this year i gotta go with samuel dalembert. lookin like a burnt up black ass chia pet. hair look so bad u just know his breath stankin

  7. J HUSTLE says:

    o and verajo at a close 2nd to dalembert

  8. len-e says:

    dirk looks supercool! fly man, fly!

  9. BRUCE says:

    Dirk MISSES his fiancee!

  10. Oscarisalakerfan says:

    I dont know why yall bashing his hair… I like it more than a lot than the plain bald look that Mj made famous

  11. doc says:

    Dirk got his White Jesus swag on and poppin!I aint mad.Sheed do be tripping but he dont trust no barbers.The same dude been cutting his shit since 8th grade and he’d rather look like some dude sleeping on them downtown vents than one of the greatest vesatile bigs ever.

  12. weezy f says:

    im not a big fan of dudes with long hair leave that tot he women thank you

  13. Aron Phillips says:

    I kind of want to see Dirk with a German mohawk…

  14. doc says:

    How ya name gonna be weezy f and youre not a fan of dudes with long hair.

  15. bballinca says:

    Anyone with cornrows

  16. sweetv0mit says:

    you guys should get pics of them side to side so we can judge better

  17. the cynic says:

    Dirk should keep the surfer hair

  18. jzsmoove says:

    i suspect fucken Mike Miller is behind this bullshit. Dirk should go back to his original ‘do wgeb he came into the league.

    and somebody call back the Fun Police, this BS wont fly.

  19. Flip says:

    Actually, that look is pretty much unique. Whatever works for Dirk, I guess…

  20. Guitar Hero says:

    He looks like an early 80’s german football player. Amazing.

  21. Big Island says:

    @jzsmoove – on Mike Miller, it’s gay. On Dirk, it’s just…just dreamy.

  22. Sixx says:

    Did you see Josh McRoberts in the Pacers preseason game? WOW…not a good look.

  23. Diego says:

    Dirk looks like an ugly girl. If’s sad how these cats don’t even know how to wear a headband. Worst ever handband-wise was that idiot Derek Fisher who wore it covering his freakin’ ears!!

    Bjorn Borg wore it over his hair. Dirk is looking more like an ugly-ass version of Olivia Newton John.

  24. That's whats up says:

    I like it. It reminds me of this ugly bitch I used to freak. She had a beard too

  25. gigi says:

    i like dirks hair. the euro style is cool with me. true say chris boshes hair needs to go, it doesnt suit him.

  26. B says:

    bad hair do ballers!

    nowitzki spend to much time with steve nash. both have the worst “haircut” in the nba

  27. William says:

    i say joakim noah has the worst hair i think he need to shave the whole thing

  28. coloradonative says:

    Don’t u think Dirk’s look is like an odd mix of Fabio & Troy Polamalu???

  29. flipisatrip says:

    legit hair, im with the bald dude, if i could grow it, id rock it.

  30. Johnny says:

    The hair is cool… what is NOT cool are the cornrows.. yukk..

  31. tb33 says:

    OK, so Dirk’s hair looks awkward and stupid, but the guys all over the association with cornrows look cool? Why don’t the columnists and SC commentators ever comment on how stupid some of these dudes look with their ridiculous cornrows?

  32. tb33 says:

    Perfect example of someone who really looks like an ass would be DeMarre Carrol. Check the Mavs vs Griz hilights on NBA.com to see what I’m talkin’ bout

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