Video / Oct 5, 2009 / 2:00 pm
Joakim Noah Loves to Dance
As he proved at the University of Florida, Joakim Noah might be the NBA’s most awkward dancer next to Mark Madsen. In this video to promote the Chicago Dance Marathon, Noah once again shows off his dance moves as well as his crib. He also attempts to act by playing Joakim Noah’s assistant, while a cute little white kid plays well, Joakim Noah. It’s weird and confusing, but check it out anyway.

























October 5th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Josh says:
Ok where is the part where Chis Hansen walks out of the closet and ask Joakim what are you doing?
October 5th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Chicagorilla says:
so homo….so homo
October 5th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
Chicagorilla says:
I hope he spent time working on those weak ass legs and that WNBA like jumper instead of dancing.
October 5th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Steve A says:
Chris Hansen. Ha. Go ahead take a seat. Go Ahead. Go ahead take a seat right there.
October 5th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
NTstateOFmind says:
lol @ the chris hansend comment.
October 5th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
ProphetGK says:
Lol, u see what weed does to you?
October 5th, 2009 at 4:29 pm
sweetv0mit says:
joakims got some crazy crazy eyes at the 2:40 mark
October 5th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Ko_Peso says:
Lol @ Josh. Actually, that would be waaaaaay funnier and more entertaining than the original video.
October 5th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
chitown hoops says:
Neverland Ranch 2.0
October 5th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
showydisplay says:
Yeah that was weird. Chris gon bust that fool any day now!
October 5th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
iain says:
hahaha Josh. Yea this was weird, and not funny at all.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:34 pm
PWEEZY says:
this is pedofile crazy i know Noah ain’t got no kids must be one of his GF’s kids really sad man
October 5th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
Dodge Taylor says:
I think anything Noah does is going to be somewhat strange.
And is that really his free-throw shooting form? Not pretty. Assistant should spend a lot more time at the line working on that.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
Fleks says:
How about “Assistant” as a nickname for Noah?
Or “Assistant Brick” to pay hommage to his incredibly horrendous shooting stroke
October 6th, 2009 at 1:54 am
smog says:
yeah he got big nice work noah
October 6th, 2009 at 6:35 am
cyril says:
You are alll so Americans !!!!
your comments are so stupid, it’s incredible…the gay commenrs…Whaoo….
In France, they catch you if you say such bullsh…..and they hurt you lol…
there is no suprise wit’Americans…just always stupid…
October 8th, 2009 at 5:05 pm
DH says:
This is by far the worst video Dime has ever posted.
October 9th, 2009 at 1:50 am
chitownb says:
It is a promotional video for a charity benefiting kids with cancer. He’s using his celebrity in a positive way, stop hating.