All-Star, NBA / Nov 5, 2009 / 1:00 pm

Dallas Braces For Influx Of Prostitutes


I come across a lot of stories each day, and some just grab your attention more than others. Take for instance, this gem from The Dallas Morning News: “Dallas police preparing for influx of prostitutes during NBA All-Star game, Super Bowl XLV.” With the ASG coming in February, Dallas police are bracing for an influx of prostitutes.

Not something your city probably put in the budget when they decided to host the games. Interestingly enough, the issue came up at the National Prostitute Diversion Conference in Dallas yesterday, where Sgt. Louis Felini said between 50,000 and 100,000 prostitutes could be in the metroplex for the festivities.

100,000 hookers?! That’s crazy! That’s enough for almost every man, woman and child that decides to actually see the games at the new Cowboys Stadium. While Felini noted that there is no way to truly predict the number of pros who will come to the area to become ladies of the night, there definitely will be some fresh blood.

Source: The Dallas Morning News

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  • That’s whats up

    Send Jurg there – he’d feel right at home

  • control

    Is Mariah Carey doing any of the shows there? She’s the biggest ho that is going to be imported…

    Dallas shouldn’t be unhappy about a huge surge of hookers coming in…it’s all about supply and demand. For a little while it should be cheaper to bust a nut if that is your thing. We in a recession, always good to save a buck when ya fuck.

  • http://twitter.com/PoppiGEE POPPI GEE

    Title alone is hilarious! I haven’t even read the article yet but that title had me crackin up!

  • http://twitter.com/PoppiGEE POPPI GEE

    Not to mention that picture seems like one of those instances where you see a breezy and you think, aight Imma holla, she hittable if nothing else.

    Then soon as you get ready to make ya move, she turns around and has the mustache, bad grill, acne face, a false titty or something horribly wrong lol.

  • control


    Come on man, don’t be disrespecting on a false titty. Rough times out there, easy to lose one with all the crazy cancers and shit floating around. Unless she lost it in a knife fight or something.

    Everything else, yea, that’s harsh.

  • nola

    I managed the NBA Cares section for the New Orleans all star weekend and I can definitely confirm that there are a LOT of prostitutes roaming the area during that weekend.

  • http://twitter.com/PoppiGEE POPPI GEE

    Ok ok ok lol control you are right. I am down with saving em when it comes to cancer and stuff.

    I am just saying …always approach based on the front not the back! HELLO!

  • http://twitter.com/PoppiGEE POPPI GEE

    Shawn Kemp and Anthony Mason are going to go crazy.

    So who do you all think will be the current player to get caught?

  • http://www.realgm.com Rare Air


    No way this awesome! I had no idea such a thing existed. Simply amazing, although I doubt that’s enough hookers to satisfy the whole Cowboys team, well…..for sure not the ones from the 90’s.

  • Shrink This

    By the look of that woman Dirk was tangled up with last year, there are enough hookers in the Dallas area already…

  • The Real Tyrone

    Ain’t nothing worse than dis shit yo. Cats be paying for for shit and mamas be selling demselves like dis. Ain’t nothin worse y’all, ain’t nothing worse.

    True thugs NEVER lie.
    The REAL Tyrone

  • Promoman

    You can get fucked by a scalper & a ho

  • .

    Aaaaaaaand there’s Tyrone again, with the deep thought of the day as usual.

  • control


    Your fake Real Tyrone act is worse…

    Bottomline is, if you are getting laid by a woman, you are paying for it somehow. I ain’t saying prostitution is a good thing, or giving the green light on it, but sometimes it would be convenient if you knew the price up front before ya hit it eh?

  • LakeShow84

    I hate to direct it at a specific but Asian women always fool me like that GEE..

    They’ll look bomb from behind with the nice, jet black hair either petite or thick body and then as soon as i chase her down its frickin Sam Cassell..

    Annyoing as hell..

    And i cant stop looking at the picture lol

  • control


    You need to use the bag system, either single or double.

    Toss the bag over her face if it sucks, then proceed to get dick wet. If she’s exceptionally horrible, put bag over her head, then put one over your head incase her’s falls off, then proceed to get dick wet.

    Helpful Hint: Cut holes in bags near mouth, for breathing and other shit.

  • Claw

    @Lakeshow – With that much detail, have you ever had sex without the use of a brown bag?

    But you are right, like in one of those American Pie movies when Stifler banged the grandma quote, “Pussy is Pussy”.

  • sh!tfaced

    Just do it doggy style and/or reverse cowboy all the way if you ain’t into the bag system.

    But then again, if the bitch is that fuckin’ ugly…

  • SWAT

    i mean the article is great but “the real tyrone” trying to spit knowledge!! GTFOH!! pure comedy.

  • LakeShow84

    Lol right on fellas..

    but im already knowing.. ive had my party nights already.. But you guys are trippin..

    all it really takes is enough Vodka lol i once jagerbombed myself to fluck a hobbit.. just between us.. and the world lol

  • Gunner J. Matthews

    There will be more pros outside the building than inside the building. Since I live in Austin and is going to Dallas in February, Ill definately keep my eye out

  • Irishballer

    I’d like to hear what The Real Tyrone has to say about this…

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    sounds like a funny headline……. but its a direct quote from the dallas tourist board brochure

  • Royal

    ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Sweet English

    I think my favourite thing about this article is what comes up when you hover your cursor over the title picture.


    Thanks Dime. I was wondering what the picture was getting at.

    That or tyrone.

  • Joe-joe

    ok did erbody foget dat barkley is gonna b there hmmmmmm?

  • Uncle James

    We here in Vegas have a large number of “working women” as a norm, but when we have a huge event that caters to and attracts over-paid street thugs like 80% of the pro athletes, you will have an increase in hookers and drug dealers lined up to get some of that $$. So Dallas, “GET OVER IT!”

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  • http://www.petsocietyhelp.com Pet Society Help

    Afghanistan, Iraq, Economic Crisis, Public Shootings, I’d say we don’t have enough prostitutes.

  • jacob

    Just make sure to do your research before seeing a prostitute so you don’t get stung. I always find my escorts on http://www.naughtyreviews.com/usa/tx/dallas/escorts so that I can read reviews of them first and rule out any suspect ones.