The World’s Luckiest Man Signs With Real Madrid
Marko Jaric is a winner in life. Not just because he played seven seasons in the NBA, but because he married the Cadillac of females, Adriana Lima. After spending last season with the Grizzlies, where he played just 11.4 minutes per game, Jaric mutually parted ways with the organization. Today, the 31-year-old Serbian guard signed a deal to play with European powerhouse Real Madrid.
The 6-7 guard is technically still under contract with the Grizzlies until the end of the 2011 season. Jaric is obviously not in the team’s plans and they told him he didn’t have to report to training camp and was free to explore a trade or sign in Europe. The Grizzlies owe Jaric $15 million for the next two seasons. Terms of Jaric’s new contract were not released.
Jaric played for the Clippers, Timberwolves and Grizzlies in his seven-year NBA career where he averaged 7.1 ppg and 3.6 apg. He is joining a Real Madrid team that has former NBA player Jorge Garbajosa, Travis Hansen and former Michigan standout Louis Bullock.
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December 22nd, 2009 at 1:55 pm
control says:
This guy is such a douche bag.
Not because of how he acts or anything, just because he IS the luckiest motherfucker in the world. Looking like that, and going like 6 leagues over your head to get Lima…damn.
December 22nd, 2009 at 2:02 pm
Colton says:
he reminds me of a small eyed foreign james franco, he must be hung or have an AMAZING personality, cuz hes kinda doofy lookin, on top of he doesnt know how to put his jersey on correctly. so apparently, she isnt with him for the brains. haha.
December 22nd, 2009 at 2:22 pm
AB_40 says:
he probably makes more money with playing basketball than she does with modeling… you do the math. they’ve both been around the wordl for their jobs problem is that she is an icon and he is well… not
December 22nd, 2009 at 2:50 pm
jryu says:
kind of reminds me of seth rogen with a porn ‘stache
December 22nd, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Otto says:
I am not ashamed to admit that I hate on him for no other reason than him banging Adriana Lima. And I will not apologize for it.
December 22nd, 2009 at 3:48 pm
@ says:
Hahaha everyone’s hatin hardcore. Yea… the guy’s a little goofy lookin, but he’s still tall, athletic, and rich. Plus, he’s not like Sam Cassell ugly.
December 22nd, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Big B says:
Must be hard to find glasses that fit with eyes that close together.
December 22nd, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Traps says:
Hey man I ain’t gonna be a hater – good for him. He must be a good guy or somethin cause he don’t seem to be genetically good lookin. Props bro
December 22nd, 2009 at 4:43 pm
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Cadillac of females? thats like saying she’s oversized, slow, cant turn corners and only popular in America. Id smack someone for sayin’ that about my girl.
December 22nd, 2009 at 5:00 pm
M Intellect says:
Looks like the Security Guard from Scream. Dookie or some shit?
December 22nd, 2009 at 5:24 pm
baron says:
Freakin’ Serbian pimp…
December 22nd, 2009 at 6:09 pm
Iannyb says:
those European players are putting in work.First T-Parker with Eva,marco with Adriana,then Vujacic with Sharapova.Europe all the way
December 22nd, 2009 at 6:27 pm
darkdefender says:
Lol @ #9
Jaric is one of those cruel reminders that life isnt fair.
Congrats bro. Take it as a compliment that I want to stab you in the face.
December 22nd, 2009 at 6:36 pm
Michorizo says:
Where are they now article on this guy will be out in a few years…
December 22nd, 2009 at 8:48 pm
tigerstyLe says:
its cuz he has a huge shlong.
December 22nd, 2009 at 9:15 pm
that's what's up says:
she calls him Marco Jar-Dick
December 22nd, 2009 at 9:17 pm
that's what's up says:
her pussy is so good if you threw it up in the air the sun would shine
December 22nd, 2009 at 9:47 pm
Pet Society Help says:
You only hear about non african americans nba players and their famous wives in the media. You never read much about carmelo and his mtv vj gf, but if you do it’s violence related.
December 23rd, 2009 at 12:03 am
Celts Fan says:
@Pet Society Help – Hey, it’s the let’s go racial just to throw it out there guy. Name a black player married to someone famous? And no, La La’s useless ass doesn’t count. We know about Grant Hill and and his ho, we know about Kobe taking brandi to prom. Her’es why no one gives a fuck as much as this – Cuz Jaric is sticking one of th ehottest women in the fucking world. No one else in the league can say that to that level. That’s why, not that he looks closer to Brian Scalabrine than he does to Chris Bosh.
@all the haters – Jaric was apparently a Euroleague STUD before he came over. Just like Toni Kukoc, he never got to that level here, but he was THE MAN over there apparently. that’s probably how he snagged Adriana. That or rufies
December 23rd, 2009 at 12:04 am
Celts Fan says:
but yes, i still wanna cut him and take his girl too…
December 23rd, 2009 at 10:12 am
Pet Society Help says:
I hear Scalabrine is tappin Hulk Hogans ex wife.
December 23rd, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Diego says:
Regarding Carmello and fiance LaLa, just when the hell are they getting married? I would imagine Carmello has enough saved to foot the bill for the wedding by now. I’m not a proponent of quickie’s like Odom, but come on, it is time for Carmello to fish or cut bait!
April 7th, 2010 at 5:40 am
supra shoes online says:
Regarding Carmello and fiance LaLa, just when the hell are they getting married? I would imagine Carmello has enough saved to foot the bill for the wedding by now. I’m not a proponent of quickie’s like Odom, but come on, it is time for Carmello to fish or cut bait!