Smack / Dec 25, 2009 / 7:16 am

There Will Be Puppets

Kobe Bryant

Kobe Bryant

Everybody had the day off on Christmas Eve, with no pro or college hoops on the schedule. So if you weren’t into watching SMU beat the brakes off Nevada in the Hawaii Bowl, or that 7th-8th-9th replay of Home Alone, it was just sitting and waiting for today’s all-national TV slate. Consider this a user’s guide on what to watch for Christmas Day …

Heat at Knicks (12 p.m. EST, ESPN). D-Wade’s history with New York is up-and-down: He dropped 55 on ‘em last year, but also got 52 dropped on him at MSG by Jamal Crawford a couple years back. The Knicks brought out the royal court for LeBron when he came to the Garden this year; you wonder if D-Wade will get the same treatment … Al Harrington playing on national TV in a contract year? He might put up 40 shots. So would Nate Robinson, but odds are he’s not even gonna see the court … Tough call for Spike Lee, having to decide if he’s still a Knicks fan or has completely crossed over to the Lakers … Our prediction: Miami wins a surprisingly competitive game that’s only surprising to those who haven’t watched the Knicks or Heat play lately … Prediction #2: Wilson Chandler scores a decisive win over Michael Beasley and the second-deck cotton candy vendor as the most tatted dude in the building …

Celtics at Magic (2:30 p.m., ABC). Paul Pierce and his sore knee won’t be playing, and the Celtics haters are just waiting for Celtics fans to use that as an excuse if Boston loses. Not to mention KG is playing with a thigh bruise … Watch out for Vince Carter. He tends to show up big for these high-profile games, plus he was the difference-maker in Orlando’s most recent win over Boston … Our prediction: Orlando wins convincingly … Prediction #2: Tiger Woods won’t be sitting courtside …

Cavaliers at Lakers (5 p.m., ABC). Welcome to the first of many Kobe/LeBron matchups on Christmas Day. Did you ever think we’d reach the point where the Kobe/Shaq dynamic wasn’t the primary story line of a game involving Kobe and Shaq? … This will be Pau Gasol’s first chance to show he’s worth that $21 million per year extension. Funny how all it took was a boatload of money to get Gasol firmly in the discussion as perhaps the League’s best big man … Hopefully Boobie Gibson doesn’t disappoint with his haircut. We could see anything from the Cavs logo to a Christmas tree carved up there … Our prediction: Lakers win a close one … Prediction #2: There will be puppets …

Clippers at Suns (8 p.m., ESPN). Obviously this game was scheduled with the assumption Blake Griffin would be playing. Although Blake is a few weeks away from making his debut, Amar’e Stoudemire will still have his hands full with Marcus Camby, who’s been on a tear; averaging over 15 boards and three blocks in his last five games … In the meantime, maybe Eric Gordon will get to remind everybody why he was considered L.A.’s future franchise guy not too long ago … We love Baron Davis, but that Mohawk thing ain’t working for him. You’re 30 years old and you’re not Diddy … Our prediction: Suns win in a rout … Prediction #2: Channing Frye won’t miss a jumper, and Camby won’t make one …

Nuggets at Blazers (10:30 p.m., ESPN). Will the Blazers have enough healthy bodies to field a team? Will Brandon Roy play after missing Portland’s last game with a sore shoulder? The Blazers have actually beaten the Mavs and Spurs on the road since losing another key player for the season in Joel Przybilla, and the Nuggets are just 7-8 away from Denver … If B-Roy can’t go or is limited, Jerryd Bayless could go ballistic knowing he has the green light. He dropped 31 on the Spurs when Roy was out … Chauncey Billups may be back after missing three games with a groin injury. Ty Lawson has been predictably inconsistent starting in place of the veteran … Our prediction: Nuggets win a close one … Prediction #2: You will make a joke about Juwan Howard’s age …

We’re out like Tiger …

12 Responses to “There Will Be Puppets”

  1. Pet Society Help says:

    I’m for SMU and June Jones to win in his first return to Hawaii after they fired him, ungrateful idiots.

  2. Name (required) says:

    merry X-Mas evey one, i hope no one is as hungover as i am right now.
    Im thinking Knicks win, but more people will care about who is sitting courtside today. why is this game even on? who scheduled it? Will Knicks fans even watch it? Men everywhere are planning their Xmas lunch for 12.
    I hate the C’s but i really want to see Jesus go off on one and show the world he still is good enough to be a no.1 option. I think the Celtics will win in one of those eveyone mans up dont underestimate us when we are down type of games
    Lakers will beat Cavs. Kobe doesnt even have to guard Lebron anymore, it isnt even fair. I think the Lakers will use this to show just how far ahead of the rest of the League they actualy are.
    haha… the Clippers should have picked Taylor, it doesnt matter, as long as the Clippers are the Clippers they will forever be cursed.
    speaking of curses, the Blazers need new medical staff. Bayless Vs Lawson could be fun tho.

  3. that's whats up says:

    Juwan Howard is playing well.

    Mohawks are stupid on anyone, at any age, since about their mild resurgence in 2002.

    DIME is dope! Merry Christams fam

    If Bayless’ parents let him stay up that late tonight he could have a great game – they just bought him the Transformer he asked Santa for and is PUMPED !!

  4. Austin Burton says:

    On that note, look for J.J. Hickson to have a big game. I heard he got a pink bunny suit from his Aunt Clara and he’s pissed about it. Chip on the shoulder…

  5. Vintakular says:

    At Pet Society Help,June Jones didn’t get fired, he left Hawaii for SMU because they threw a ton of cash at him. They wouldn’t fire a guy that had just taken them to their only BCS appearance and an, at that point, undefeated season.Check your facts

  6. LakeShow84 says:

    Merry Xmas DIMEDIZZ

  7. K Dizzle says:

    Happy holidaze! ….Giddy waitin on all this hoop today

  8. no j mayo says:

    Happy bday Jesus H. Christ! Happy Bday pagan Sun God!
    Lakers fuck Cavs today. Shaq puts up a monster 9 and 4!

  9. LakeShow84 says:

    Orlando playing so soft right now..

    Rondo just getting to the front of the rim with no problem.. everyone plays lazy on Christmas lol

  10. LakeShow84 says:

    We played so soft lol

    i figured Kobe would be the only one who showed up.. when Jamario Moon is shooting over 50% u know it isnt ur night lol

  11. that's what's up says:

    say what you want – you all got punked

    hard

  12. Kevin F. says:

    not sure about the Heat/Knicks game, but funny how all your predictions above, were wrong ha. Its cool tho, mine were too.

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