NBA / Jan 27, 2010 / 11:30 am

Help Give Big Baby A New Nickname

Note: Comment now, because we are going to name a winner tomorrow morning…

Sometimes people just outgrow their nicknames. Just look at Diddy and Mark Wahlberg. Glen Davis, who is known to the world as “Big Baby”, no longer wants to be called by his nickname. Before last night’s game against the Clippers, Davis told reporters that he wants people to see him in a new and more mature light.

“I’ve been called ‘Big Baby’ all through my life,” said Davis. “But I’m going through changes. I’m in a cocoon and I’m coming out a different player, a different person. Basically, the new person is growth. I’m shedding that ‘Big Baby’ and you can see something else, not the past.”

We’re guessing this dropping of the nickname has something to do with his recent troubles. As we know, Davis angered the Celtics organization when he hurt his hand in the preseason by fighting with a friend. Things got worse last week, when Davis shouted obscenities at a heckling fan in Orlando (he was later fined $25,000 by the league). Obviously having the nickname “Big Baby” doesn’t exactly exude a positive image.

A reporter suggested Davis start going by “Uno-Uno” because of his number. Davis said he liked it and would “blast that on Facebook and Twitter.” It’s not official, so there is still time for Davis to get a new nickname.

What should Glen Davis’ new nickname be? The winner will get a special prize from the Dime office.

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  • Mike Honcho

    Quarter Pounder or Big Mac. I’d even go with just plain “Cheese”….Glen “Cheese” Davis. Yea, I like that.

  • Coop

    Who is David?

    This guy needs to spend more time in the gym and less time in McDonalds/Thinking of nicknames for himself/Punching people in his car

  • Bruin

    Well he isn’t maturing too much obviously.. how about.. Big Toddler? Big Infant?

  • thenatural

    the mcdonald analogies are all too obvious but i have to throw “happy meal” in there.

    for all you west coasters i think “animal style” might be appropriate… especially after his recent outburst towards a fan.

    and my favorite: “glenny powers”

  • control

    Wow, this should be fun…

    I would go with “Steamroller” because of his history.

    “Tears” is also a good one, cause you always going to see them when he’s around.

    “Pudgy” should be obvious why he gets this.

    “Chins” another obvious one, can be a throw back Chicago mafia type nick name.

    “9 Fingers (and 3 balls)” Why not?

  • Employee#7
  • control

    “Husky Baby”

    “Big Boned”

    “Big Nipper”


  • BeEqual

    nicknames are so lame and dry nowadays… Big Baby was actually kind of an exception, he should just keep that. Not another person going by a uniform number related nickname. Thats not even creative.

  • GoEasy

    Big Baby.
    It ain’t going anywhere.

  • control





    There a limit on the amount of suggestions per person?

  • BiG ShoT BoB

    Glen Davis’ game reminds me of Charles Barkley. Why don’t we call him “The Round Mound of The Rebound 2″ or RMR 2?

  • control

    Wasn’t Glenn “When’s Snack Time” Davis yelling at a fan in Detroit?

  • Michorizo

    How about “Half Ton”

  • the cynic

    i like “animal style”, “Bacon”, or “Big Snacks II”

  • control

    “Big Baby, Lil’ Chubby”



    “The Blob”

    “The guy who ate Oliver Miller”

  • sweetv0mit

    Big Bust or Burger King Glen “BK” Davis

  • sweetv0mit

    or Glenn “Cry Baby” Davis?

  • Hectowr

    let’s call him… Gordito

  • http://www.WhyCandaceWhySheldon.thatbastard.com Chicagorilla

    Oh wow, Ive been waiting on this moment in life.

    “Big $h!tty” <–my favorite, but if you need a more pg13 rated one

    "Baby Gurl"
    "Tons of Fun"
    "He ate me"<– play off of "He hate me" former XFL player
    "Snuff-a-luffacus" <–big brown thing, who snuffs his friend in the car
    "Terd Goblin"
    "Mr. Hanky"<—the Christmas poo!!!

    oh I can do this all day

    "Ralph Tresvant"<—man with sensitivity
    "Swamp thing"<–he's from NO right?
    "Big Happy Meal"
    "big Kids Meal"
    "super size me"
    "Teddy Ruxspin"
    "Ham Hock"
    "Big Chit'lin"
    "the Big Crawfish"
    "Big Waistline"
    "The Jiggler" or "Big Jiggle"
    "The big Cankle"…lmao!!!!

    okay i'm done for now. Will be back with some more.

  • Randomized

    “the guy who ate Oliver Miller” hahah
    “he ate me” lol!

  • Prof. TX

    Glen Davis:
    Fat Mouth
    Snack Bar

    A few for his friend Kendrick Perkins:
    Mush Mouth
    Bubba Gump

  • shake&bake

    He Ate Me is a good one.

    I like Glen “Stretch Marks” Davis.

  • zaboo

    i’d say refrigerator raider (it rolls off the tongue)

    @control i like your suggestion especially if it’s pronounced Big Bone-ded.

  • Mike Honcho

    Glen “XXL” Davis
    Glen “Too Fat” Davis
    Glen “Sure, I want seconds” Davis
    Glen “What’s a treadmill?” Davis
    Glen “Yes, I’ve seen my penis before” Davis
    Glen “Needs more sauce” Davis

    I had an overweight friend growing up, so I have a book of these….

    “The Big Pork Chop”
    “Oliver Miller Part Duex”
    “The 13th, 14th, 15th Pick”
    “El Grande”
    “Momma, who blocked the sun?” – In my Mark Jackson voice

  • control

    “Dirty Feet Davis” because his gut is so big that his feet don’t get wet when he showers…

  • LakeShow84

    Lmao @ Jupiter and Hamburglar..

    I like “The Green Cheese” lol

  • Goofy

    Glen “Pillsbury” Davis

  • Goofy

    The Green Mile waiste line

  • Brown

    “Big” or “Bigger” Glen Davis

    With all the talk about being in a cocoon: Glen “Butterfly” Davis
    Glen “The Moth” Davis
    Glen “Moth Ball” Davis
    Glen “Caterpillar” Davis

    Glen “The Island of Misfit Nicknames” Davis

    I could do this all day.

  • Harris11

    “Green Eggs and Ham”
    “Green Goblin”
    “Jabba The Hutt”

  • sh!tfaced

    Glen “The Black Butterbean” Davis

  • bobby stew

    The Abuser. He’s big and he abuses opponents in the paint and even kids on the sidelines when/if they get in his way.

  • Mike Honcho

    Glen “Don’t yell at me!” Davis
    Glen “Rolly Polly” Davis
    Glen “Tonka” Davis
    Glen “Sumo” Davis
    Glen “Pounds and Pounds” Davis
    Glen “Salad?” Davis
    Glen “Baby Back” Davis
    Glen “The House” Davis
    Glen “Bacon Bits” Davis

    “I asked for a diet coke” Davis
    “You got a size larger than large” Davis
    “You can never have enough butter” Davis
    “Where’s the bacon?” Davis

  • srb

    oy vey…………..

  • fred

    I think “the celtic panda” , “the stopper” “the big boy” “the big 11″ the celtic heart” the crazy talk” “double face” “two face”

  • http://www.WhyCandaceWhySheldon.thatbastard.com Chicagorilla

    i couldn’t stay away

    “Trapped in the Closet”<–the cacoon reference was too easy
    "Baby Phat"
    "Big Turkey Gobbler"<–thats some amazing chin work he has
    "Big Toddler"
    "Peter Griffin"
    "No Neck"
    "Wide Body"
    "Coco Butter"<–gets rid of the strech marks
    "The big H2"
    "Dairy queen"
    "The Big Kilt"

  • Spliff 2 My Lou

    Big Maybe. As in maybe he’ll be in the league in a few years and maybe he won’t.

  • Name (required)

    He’s 6’10, fat and just might be the most childish man in the NBA, what could be a more fitting nickname than “Big Baby”.
    There are some things in life you just don’t get to choose.

  • Blue

    The ‘Big Butterfly’ since he’s coming out of his cocoon.

  • Jason

    Glen “Snack Pack” Davis

  • Reddi Red

    @ control….
    you hit it on the head……..call him “titties”
    You must’ve watched The Ultimate Fighter……..Rampage called the one guy “titties”
    LMAO !!!

    Spliff to my Lou had a good one too: “Big Maybe”
    That’s how his game is……

  • Tom

    If Big Baby is really serious about getting his shit together, he should just change his name every day depending on what the scale says.

    If it’s Glen “396” Davis, then he knows he’s got a bit of work to do.
    If it’s Glen “362” Davis, then he knows he’s on the right track.

    Someone should suggest this to Doc Rivers.

    The Celtics should hire an intern to follow Big Baby around and phone up Kevin Garnett every time he tries to eat or do something stupid.

  • Dee

    Glenn “Happy Feet” Davis

    Glenn “big bowl” Davis

    Glenn “Half Gallon” Davis

    Glenn “free willie” Davis

    Glenn “I ate my minutes” Davis

    Glenn “extra cheese” Davis

    Glenn “Pilsbury Boy” Davis

    Glenn “I’m Hungry Again” Davis

    Glenn “Snacks” Davis

    Glenn “OHHH COOKIES” Davis


  • http://www.fark.com the brown sound

    Glenn “Snacks-Pro” Davis…

  • control

    Glenn “Jenny Craig” Davis

    Glenn “Black Sumo” Davis

    Glenn “More of me to Love” Davis

    Reddi Red

    Yeah, I stole that “titties” nick name from Rampage ;)

  • http://www.WhyCandaceWhySheldon.thatbastard.com Chicagorilla

    LMAO@ “Baby Back”@Mike

    That is classic. I might have to drop Big $h!tty and use that one.

    anyway, here are a few more my friend Glen Davis

    “Big Sniffle”
    “Drama Queen”
    “Big Diva”
    “Piggy Pooh”
    “backdoor banger”
    “Pig Pen”
    “2 scoops”
    “See food”
    “Tasty Treats”
    “Gum drop Button”
    “High Cholesterol”
    “Rainbow Warrior”
    “cookie monster”

  • wifey

    the green doucher

  • control

    If you look at his pic up there…he kind of looks like a black V for Vendetta mask…he could be “African American V for Vendetta Mask looking motherfucker guy”…

  • That’s What’s Up

    Boobs Davis

    Udders Davis

  • That’s What’s Up

    Big Labia Davis

    that’s it

  • the_man

    how bout big a** baby HAHA

  • UncheckedAggression

    Damn, not too many people have this fool’s back. But I must say this: we all saw him cry last season when Garnett yelled at him. This year he has done something that suggests he’s pretty immature. So whether or not he thinks the nickname is a good one, “Big Baby” is probably here to stay.

  • TJ

    Am I the only one who thinks some bum who averages less than 6 ppg doesn’t deserve a nickname?

  • bsteezy3

    Kinda hard to shake that nickname when he is immortalized on youtube for crying on the bench…

  • TIP

    lol…does he really need a nickname that bad? If he really wants to show some maturity then he should ask everyone to just call him by his name, Glen Davis.

  • bballinca

    Since when do people choose their own nicknames? They are nicknames for a reason.

  • http://dimebag.com Hector J. Herrera

    His new nickname should be BIG “D”. As in Davis(his last name).


    Glen “Uno Uno Toneladas” Davis

  • bob

    You have to earn a good nick name. He is Big Baby to me until he grows out of it.


    Glen “Fat Bastard” Davis

    Glen “The Bigga Nigga” Davis

  • Jeffco

    “Buster” because:
    “Big Baby” just busts me up laughing. me
    He busts little kids after hitting a game winning shot (in Orlando I believe)
    Busted . . . out his middle finger at a fan (in Orlando…again)
    Busted his hand while fooling around with his friend. Maybe even busted a nut or whatever. jkjk

  • http://www.dimemag.com Jack J

    this post has helped to get me through the day. Thank you haha

  • Derrick

    Butter Biscuit
    Big Nigg
    Dat fat dude who orders desserts when everybody else wants to leave
    be-be baby

  • http://dimemag.com Austin Burton

    This reminds me of back in high school, there was a kid on the football team who often wore a Ricky Watters (Seahawks) jersey. We called him “Thicky Watters.”

  • JayChau

    This dude is 6’8″, wide body, packed with meat. He’s technically armored. Who’s gonna mess with him? Just call him, “ArmaDavis” !

  • Mike Mihalow

    He has to stop acting like a big baby before people stop calling him that.

  • Mark

    Haha, some of you guys are just plain funny.

    I think he lived up to his original nickname. There will never be a more fitting one than “Big Baby”.

  • Chaos

    how bout
    Glen “Kool Aid” Davis
    Glen “Snack Attack” Davis
    Glen “Hindenburg” Davis
    Glen “Crying Celtic” Davis
    Glen “Seconds” Davis
    Glen “Green Mile” Davis

  • The Black Cartman

    The Black Cartman

  • MBE18

    “Lard-Ass” Davis

  • 12thMan

    Baby Bash
    Zo 2.0
    Big Dizzle (if he grows a suitable beard)
    And i Really like FROSTY, don’t know why.
    The Flying Shillegah


  • MBE18

    Glen “Chunkie” Davis

  • MBE18

    Glen “Jolly Green Giant” Davis

  • Guitar Hero

    Fatty Balboa
    Happy Meal
    Fatty-Fat McPunch
    O’Lard McAss
    Fatty Krueger

  • Captain Awesome

    Glen “The Burger King” Davis

  • Sacto_J

    I’m offering up what I think is an easy winner –
    Glen “Big Douchebag” Davis

  • gilford22

    It must be Glen “Can’t tie my Shoes” Davis

  • Tino

    I’d write something, but I’m too busy laughing from the other posts

  • rodnets

    LOL @ Black Sumo

    Young Adult?

  • bobby stew

    “little man” it’s the exact opposite of “Big Baby”

  • Promoman

    I agree with Little Man. Jackass needs to act adult first.

  • Philly

    Big Mac
    Bacon Deluxe

  • JD

    More mature light!!? ptffff… look at his face LOL

  • Philly


  • Colton

    I prefer willis. i just want him to complain on a call and the ref just turns with a gary coleman mad face. whatchu talkin bout willis. BAAAAAAH!

  • http://www.dimemag.com heino

    “da black MChale”.reminds you of another paint terror and plays on the mcdonalds hints.

    “bigger than big 3″.he plays with the big 3 but is larger than all of them.

    “large and in charge”.

  • Philly
  • That’s What’s Up

    Big Tranny Davis

    Heavy D

  • sh!tfaced

    Wow. Lots of hilarious shit here. LOL

    Glen “I’ve got too many suggested nicknames” Davis

    Glen “Who gives a shit what your nickname is” Davis

    Glen “Black tittied mohawk” Davis

    Glen “Give me my baby back, baby back, baby back” Davis

  • Philly

    Glen “Baby got back” Davis

  • heavy d

    He wants mature?

    How about Glen “Depends” Davis? Nothing says mature like adult diapers.

  • OneZero

    this has been discussed at Yahoo’s Ball Dont Lie

    “Fat Bastard” gets my vote!

  • QQ

    Glen ‘Fucking Douchebag’ Davis


    Glen ‘I run like a rabid animal when I hit a game winning shot, yet my team loses the series and gets eliminated in the end, making me look like a complete fucking moron’ Davis

  • redmagic23

    nicknames are supposed to be for a lifetime wats the prob wit BIG BABY. you got the facial features of a newborn apart from the faked you are a crybaby…
    -cookie jar
    Heavy D a good one to though lmao

  • Jeremy Shape

    Glen…. The Big Easy Davis.

  • flegman

    fat turd or giant douche

  • that dude

    Glen ” KG can u stop laughing at me” Davis

    Glen ” Do i really want the fans to name me” Davis

    Glen ” Suck my deck if u can find it” Davis

  • duke_blue

    “BUTCH”…typical name for a fat boy

  • duke_blue

    or “HEAD & SHOULDERS”…lol

  • duke_blue


  • liukz

    glen “extra gravy” davis

    glen “the baconator” davis

    glen “super size me” davis

  • sh!tfaced

    LMFAO! Best nickname contest ever…

    Glen “I just ate a Big Baby” Davis

    Glen “My name will never be the same again” Davis

    Glen “I freakin’ regret that I asked for a new nickname” Davis

  • hwm3

    How about Glen “Big Buffet” Davis?

  • ToAn

    Glen “still a fat fuck” davis

  • Rod

    Glen “Grissle” Davis

  • hwm3

    Glen “Buffet Bankruptcy” Davis

  • http://www.nbashoes101.blogspot.com Johan Aagaard

    Glen “Cheese Blood” Davis

  • whatarewedoing?

    man…reading this was sooooo funny. I got to give it to chicagorilla. Dude u had me one the ground laughing…just cruel man, cruel lol. I LOVE Glen “2 scoops” Davis. I like u dude, plus i’m guessing you’re from the chi like me. Harvey baby! I’m out only for a few minutes like food in Glen “I’m a Bitch” Davis ! hahahaha

  • http://heckler@aol.com Heckler

    since ‘Fat Fuck’ might be too inappropriate, try these Dime and then gimme my damn t-shirt:

    “extra cheese please”
    “Green Mile” — as long as he remains with the Celts
    “Big Bayou” — since he’s from Lousiana afterall
    “Nips” — Seinfeld episode referring to Nipples
    “Cannon-Ball-D” — play off Dragon Ball Z
    “Wonder Bra”
    “Heavy (G) D”

    I gotta get back to work. Conference call shortly. But I’mma have some more for ya later….

  • http://www.swagbucks.com/refer/ProphetGK ProphetGK

    Glen “Baby-face” Davis
    Chief Fatass
    Glen “Imma run over your son if I actually make a shot” Davis

  • http://heckler@aol.com Heckler

    who said: “Baby Back”?

    I aint originate ‘Baby Back’ (and this damn list is too long for me to check) but whomever came up with that one should win!!

  • johnny

    Glen “snow cone” davis

  • Charles

    Since when does a guy get to change his nic name? When you get called something you live with it son. He certainly hasn’t done anything in his career to suggest he doesn’t deserve the name Big Babby. For example this year getting into it with a fan. Stern aka dad spanked him with $25k fine. If the shoe fits…. WEAR IT!

    If its not big baby, then it ought to be cry baby! If it’s already been said they consider it an additonal vote.

  • fLaVa

    Glen ‘only if buffets made me thin’ Davis
    Glen ‘kleenex’ Davis – soft and teary type!

  • the_don_mega (reppin the 3 stars and a sun)

    “Twinkie Monster”

  • Celts Fan

    Uno Uno is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard. Someone somewhere said to go with “Uno Mas” instead which I think is perfect.

    “Uno Mas”

    Or how about “Tiny”

  • AdvancedMind

    Nick names i came up with and it
    Glenn “Value Menu” Davis
    Glenn “Turbo Titties” Davis
    Glenn “Sexual Chocolate” Davis “That boy good that boy can sing”

    Glenn “Shed so many Tears” Davis.. Thats for the Pac fans
    Glenn “Pop Tart” Davis
    Glenn “DownSYndrome” Davis
    Glenn “Special Olymic” Davis
    Glenn “GAy for the stay” Davis
    Glenn “Clean the plate” Davis
    Glenn “Seconds Please” Davis
    Glenn “Gravy I.V” Davis
    Glenn “Pop lock and drop it” Davis
    Glenn “Somebody call DCFS” Davis
    Glenn ” I ate a baby ” DAVIS

  • shake&bake

    Glen “The Baconator” Davis. Then he can get a commercial deal with Wendy’s.

  • Antouan

    “The Big Kool-Aid” nuff said

  • http://www.WhyCandaceWhySheldon.thatbastard.com Chicagorilla


    Yeah Baby Back had me rolling

    shoutout to Harvey, I’m from the westside but repping the west suburbs now.

    “Big Jelly”
    “Tootise Roll”
    “Big Bloated”
    “Cardiac Glen”
    “big Milkshake”<– watch dodge ball after the credits are done rolling
    "Joe Jackson"
    "The Fupa"<–fat-upper-P^$$y
    "High Blood Sugar"
    "The big Callard Green"
    "Big Diabetic"
    "Fish Fry"
    "Pumbaa"<–lion king, warthog…lol
    "wet wipe"
    "No more Tears"
    "Back fat"

  • AdvancedMind

    “the big sausage”
    “gravy train”
    “winnie the pooh”
    “the blob”
    “9 months”
    “sherman clump”

  • Kris Thompson

    Ok Nicknames: How bout “Big Gigidy” lol..because of Glen Quagmire from Family Guy! Or “Bayou Basher” and last my fav “STICKS”…has multiple meanings, his number looks like two sticks, loyalty, sticking it to opponents! Sticks can symbolize firmness and strength! “STICKS”!

  • control

    Glenn “Heart Attack” Davis
    Glenn “Dough Baby” Davis
    Glenn “That fat guy from Along came Polly that Ben Stiller got gut slammed in the face by” Davis
    “The Scorpion” (if it’s good enough for Bubbles, it’s MORE than good enough for Glenn Davis)
    “The Green Bastard from Parts Unknown”
    “The fat Toxic Avenger”

  • Prof. TX

    He’s from Louisiana? Awesome, so much more material that way.

    Glen ‘Fat Back’ Davis
    ‘The Really Big Easy’
    ‘Pig’s Feet’
    ‘Flashes for Beads’

  • Beau

    Glen “Big Pussy” Davis

  • Three Stacks’ll

    “The Sexless Tractor Traylor”
    “Glen ‘the Gorilla Ben’ Davis”

    And whatever the word is for people whose eyes are too close together.

  • Three Stacks’ll

    “Get full or die trying”

  • Name (required)
  • Michorizo

    How about ….. Flubber

  • Celts Fan

    WOW!!! Three Stacks just hit it outta the park. “Get Full or Die Trying” it is!

  • control

    “get full or die trying” that is a good one.

  • Seany T

    Glenn “Does green make look fat” Davis
    Glenn “Double Dip” Davis
    Glenn “Theres a skinny person inside screaming to be free” Davis
    Glenn “Theres more to my game then just being fat” Davis
    Glenn “Richard Simmons won’t return my calls” Davis
    Glenn “These fat jokes are hurting my feelings” Davis

  • JD

    Big Lady Davis
    Papa G
    Bumble D

  • Sweet English

    Glen ‘Taste so good, make you wanna slap yo momma’ Davis

  • Sweet English

    How’s about Glen ‘Juggernaut’ Davis

    Anyone who plays MW2 will note the physical similarities.

    plus theres scope for ‘I’M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!’ headlines

  • Kris Fulton

    “Mister Softee”
    Just look at the picture – a perfect match.

  • control

    Glenn “Weazy” Davis (also, Big Weazy)
    Glenn “Huff and Puffs” Davis
    Glenn “Where is my pacifier?!?!” Davis

  • specs15

    Thickness. It’s not insulting; it just recognize the fact that he’s one thick dude.

  • S. Patel

    “Big Baby”–>”Big Latarion Milton”

  • calebv

    Generally nicknames are forever, but they can evolve, naturally big baby evolves into Glen “B Bibby” Davis

  • http://twitter.com/PoppiGEE POPPI GEE

    BABY D – (From Next Friday)

    “Her fat a$$ be snoring and don’t even be sleep, just standing there….” “This fat bi$ch know about all the new snacks before they even hit the street. All the bootleg snacks. The year 2000 snacks.” “Gone tell me the other day talkin bout, Cupcake got a new Twinkie coming out next month, it’s a bad muthafu$ka. When ya bite into it cream filling shoot all in ya mouth. Glitter. Fat Bi$ch…”

    He goes in at 1:59


    Come on now I even put a link with this nickname lol.

  • Coop

    Latvian Glen


  • DM

    Glen “Choo choo Train” Davis

  • http://twitter.com/PoppiGEE POPPI GEE

    Video link I meant.

    Anyway other names even though I can’t get past BABY D.

    “Big Snacks”
    “The Blob”
    “Big Eclipse”
    “Big Kid Pusher”
    “Big Plates”
    “5th Meal”
    “The Gooch” (You have to know about Different strokes to be up on that)

  • Rizwan

    Glen ‘the big thicket’ Davis because he is fat, stupid and Kevin Garnett’s bitch!

  • SJ

    I recommend “Fat Urkel” or “Big Urk”

  • sh!tfaced

    This contest is motherf*ckin’ hilarious. We really need to do Eddy Curry’s nickname next.

    By now, they should at least rename all you can eat buffets the Big Baby Davis Special…

  • sh!tfaced


    “The Big Thicket” is damn appropriate for KG’s bitch boy…

  • Dave



    Big Happy

    oh boy, this could go on all day…..Dime you’d better make a list of the top twenty and put it on a t-shirt and sell it outside MSG next time the Celts are in town.

  • http://www.WhyCandaceWhySheldon.thatbastard.com Chicagorilla

    LMAO@ Glen” get full or die trying” Davis…that’s a classic

    “POUND cake”
    “The Cannibal”
    “Thicky Thickerton”
    “All I can Eat?”

  • kman

    Along those lines…Big Mac Daddy?

  • http://twitter.com/PoppiGEE POPPI GEE

    sh!tfaced no you gotta do Greg Oden’s name next lol.

    Bad Porn II or something lol.

    One more for G.D.

    “School Lunch”

  • http://www.WhyCandaceWhySheldon.thatbastard.com Chicagorilla

    OMG@ “the Big Thicket” hands down the best thing i read. klasjfkjaslkfjlaskdjflkasjdkasdf

  • Mike Honcho

    @ Heckler…that would be me!

    Serious Submissions (as Glen is probably crying while eating thirds right now…)

    “The” Glen Davis
    Glen “Trouble” Davis
    Glen “Strong” Davis
    “Big” Glen Davis <~ I actually like this one!

    I couldn't resist…

    Glen "Space Filler" Davis
    Glen "Space, SPACE" Davis
    Glen "Chops" Davis
    Glen "13th, 14th, & 15th PICK" Davis
    Glen "Mo' Sauce" Davis
    Glen "No Eddy Curry is not my brother" Davis

    Glen "Sorry, but I just ate my new knickname :(" Davis

  • http://www.WhyCandaceWhySheldon.thatbastard.com Chicagorilla


    “The Gooch” <– very good one too. I remember hearing Biggie drop that in "flava in ya ear" remix

    "Invisible bully like the Gooch, disappaer you're whack to me, take them rhymes back to the factory"

  • http://www.twitter.com/j83out J83out

    Does he really even need a nickname? And did someone reallllly compare him to Charles Barkley??!! Get outta here! You should earn a nickname. You’re given a nickname, and if it sticks that’s that. Only if you’re Kobe, LeBron, Jordan, etc. can you pick your own damn nickname. Big Baby fits fine, because he’s busy CRYING and WHINING about not liking his nickname. Who does that? Sounds like a Big Baby to me. (Although I do like the Flubber suggestion, cuz he’s green and jiggles haha)…but ya….I say Big Baby stays.

  • haslem


    fat assassin

    round mound of midrange (jumpers)

  • anenome

    how about “i’ma dumb piece of shit who doesn’t realize that you don’t give yourself a nickname”?

    that sounds fitting to me. this fat waste of space is a joke to me. saying he wants a new nickname as if his game is of any relevance to what his team is trying to accomplish. you’re an insignificant piece to a good team. vanish please. stop giving guys like this space on your website.

    glen “attention whore” davis
    glen “why should anyone care” davis
    glen “i act like a baby, take stupid pictures like a baby, cry like a baby, yell insipid insults back at fans like a little baby but don’t call me baby” davis.

  • Jayo

    Glen “Snack-Fu” Davis
    Glen “Gummi Bears” Davis
    Glen “Pound Cake” Davis
    Glen “Snickers Fix” Davis
    Glen “Truck Stop” Davis
    Glen “Big Jelly” Davis
    Glen “Big Jiggles” Davis
    Glen “Jingle Belly” Davis

  • http://www.WhyCandaceWhySheldon.thatbastard.com Chicagorilla

    Glen “The baller formerly known as Pork Chop” Davis

  • sh!tfaced

    LOL@GEE… Greg Oden, Eddy Curry, Big Baby… don’t really care who… We really need to do this nicknaming contest at least once a month, this is too much fun…

  • Jayo

    Got a couple more

    Glen “Soul-Food” Davis
    Glen “Gordo” Davis
    Glen “FatBack” Davis
    Glen “Greasy” Davis
    Glen “Porterhouse” Davis
    Glen “Meal Ticket” Davis
    Glen “The Big Entree” Davis

  • Prof. TX

    I laughed at ‘Snack-Fu’

    It should be done with a matrix-style clip of him eating twinkies really fast while everyone else watches in slow motion.

  • Nathan Bowditch

    He wants to grow up but i say one step at a time… Call him “Toddler”…

  • James

    The big Fruit Roll-up

  • AdvancedMind

    “The feast”
    “Skip to my FOOD”

  • E-money

    extra gravy
    36 Ds Davis

  • AdvancedMind

    “Half man half mouthfull”
    “Human highlight eater”
    “Air susy Q”
    “Mr. potato head”

  • AdvancedMind

    Glenn “Throw some Cheese on it, just bought a BIGMAC” Davis

  • http://www.WhyCandaceWhySheldon.thatbastard.com Chicagorilla


    The Big Mouthfull
    Skip to my food!!!!! kajklfjdalskjfkasjfdajsdl;fjasl;djfasjdflkasjdfk jasf kjasfkjasldfjkfjaskasjd

  • Jeffco

    How about “Uno Desay-Uno”
    “Desayuno” is breakfast in spanish..I think. (or meal, idk) haha

  • AdvancedMind

    “The notorious PIG”
    Glen “snap into a slim jim” Davis

  • paul randall

    Baby Barckley
    Glen Davis reminds me of Sir Charles

  • Mat

    Has there ever been a more appropriate nickname than “Big Baby”?? Nicknames choose you, he’s earned it. Make the winner the reigning champ.

  • Big Island

    Just plain ol’ Big Baby. If he wants to change it, fine. Baby.

    The Big Thicket was too good. He can’t have a good nickname. Notorious PIG, Piggie Smalls, Going for Seconds, all good, but too good. Fuck this guy.

  • control

    Is anyone thinking that the Dime guys are going to read all these entries? I have a sick feeling that it’s going to be like other Dime contests, some random first time poster who has never posted on the site and won’t ever again wins!

    GEE knows what I’m talking about…

  • sh!tfaced

    ^^^^ LOL. Yeah. Should have made up some dumbass sad story horseshit before I put in my entry.

  • http://www.WhyCandaceWhySheldon.thatbastard.com Chicagorilla

    wait…this is a contest? I thought we were just ripping on “Fatty by Nature”.

  • control


    It’s apparently a contest…though you are right, I sure as fuck would be (and have) rip on the guy if the article just mentions his name. It’s funny, whenever my computer displays Glenn “Big Baby” Davis’ name, the font point is like 2 points bigger than all of the surrounding text…because he’s so fat his name just appears fat too.

    I’d still like to have a tag team to the death fight with this fat fuck and Rondo…

  • HookShot

    Corporal Corpulant

  • Parker Lewis

    Glen “The Black Kubiac” Davis

  • jksonics

    there are probably some man-boobs in play here so:

    Glen “Double-D” Davis


    call him “BOJING!!”” fits him well

  • jnuh

    LDL or HDL aka The Bad Cholesterol

  • liukz

    Glen “tantrum” davis

    Glen “i ate my nickname” davis

  • liukz
  • cstar

    why not uno uno

  • the_person

    call him “”the big hack” cuz all he do when he get in the game is hack people and foul smh..Boston need to trade him or somethin

  • http://curveschangeupball.blogspot.com Kait

    Quit whining, “Big Baby”, you’re not doing yourself any favors on the new nickname.


  • Gmoney

    Glen “D Cups” Davis

  • Jon Mc

    He’s big, round, and if you get in his way down at the end of the lane, he’ll knock you down.

    He’s a “Bowling Ball”.

    He’s relentless in crashing the boards, so he could be called “Crash”.

    He’s like a powerful, whirling storm down low, so he could be called “Tornado”.

    Those are my 3 favorite choices.

  • Diego

    @ shitfaced: “Glen “Give me my baby back, baby back, baby back” Davis” Hilarious!

    @ anenome: “glen “i act like a baby, take stupid pictures like a baby, cry like a baby, yell insipid insults back at fans like a little baby but don’t call me baby” davis” Hilarious too!

    Glen “half man, half tub of goo” Davis
    “Jaba the Hut”
    Glen “supersize it” Davis

  • gilford22

    Glen “Fragile Knuckle” Davis

  • sans

    Big Slim–opposites are funny.
    Tiny–like the boss in Ninja Gaiden II.

  • kdeezy

    Glen “Big Sexy” Davis

  • That’s What’s Up

    Glen DDavis
    Pumpkin Puss
    Bitch Tits Baby
    The Big Period

  • two times

    Glenjamin Button

  • Nautic

    Glen “The Crying Chewbaca” Davis

  • Captain Awesome

    Dr. Chunkenstein

  • Joross







  • Me

    fat porn.

    fat albert.

    scooby doo.

  • Kevin K

    Glen “Solar Eclipse” Davis

  • itsmr2u

    big dookey

    big scrub

    who he

  • itsmr2u

    “Big Dookey”

    “Big Scrub”

    “Big Who He?”

  • Andrew Hahn

    - Black Shrek
    – Big Baby Jesus
    – The Round Mound of Bean Town
    – Jabba the Butt

  • nawlage_X0719

    “Count fatula”
    “Rollie Pollie”
    and my favorite.. “Sir Eats-Alot”

  • Eric T.

    Glen “All Rounder” Davis. And by all rounder. I MEAN ALL ROUND-ER

  • Nautic

    Glen “Mama said knock you out” Davis

  • Singharaj

    I GOT IT! Perfect nickname: Glen “Mardi Gras” Davis

  • Phileus

    “The Round Mound of… Round”

    “The Round Mound of Quarter-Pounder”

  • leeroy

    Forgive me if this has been said already, but what’s wrong with Glen “Fat Baby” Davis?

  • http://www.cox.net rudy

    I would call him Glensdale as in the Bud horses?

  • http://n/a Shah

    Hamburglar. No question.

  • Will

    Glen “Fatfuck” Davis

  • Bizzle

    “chubbs” “fatty”

    boom done. new nickname game over