This Can’t Be Legal
True, Tiger Woods clearly has other things to worry about right now, but this is crazy. We were only in Dallas for NBA All-Star Weekend for a few hours when we spotted these for sale, not on the street or in some shady spot, but in the hotel gift shop!
They are “Special Edition Tiger Condoms,” with a tag line of “Protect Your Wood.” Again, we’re no lawyers here at Dime, but we can’t imagine that this is legal, right?
A quick look at their site reveals a few other things, mostly more ridiculous tag lines and this disclaimer:
Tiger condoms will not protect you from car accidents or Swedish super models. Any impression that Tiger Woods has endorsed or used this product with any of his transgressions is purely your own. This product has not been endorsed by Tiger Woods. Tiger Condoms are a creation of Practice Safe Policy. A portion of each sale will be donated to golf charities in the USA.
Wow. And if you’re interested, they also sell Obama, McCain and Palin versions as well.

























February 10th, 2010 at 2:38 pm
Mike Mihalow says:
And they say he’s losing endorsements.
February 10th, 2010 at 2:45 pm
alex says:
This is way too funny to be illegal!!
February 10th, 2010 at 2:51 pm
Bizz says:
So although they say
“Any impression that Tiger Woods has endorsed or used this product with any of
his transgressions is purely your own. This product has not been endorsed by
Tiger Woods.”
His likeness is still advertised on the box…their shabby attempt of removing the W from the TW logo on his hat I very much doubt would save them from legal implications. All in all, this company is retarded.
February 10th, 2010 at 3:06 pm
LakeShow84 says:
Lol # 1
Comedy..
February 10th, 2010 at 3:26 pm
Michorizo says:
I hear they are extra small.
February 10th, 2010 at 3:28 pm
Heckler says:
@ #1–
hahaha. you’s a wild boy.
funny mo’fo for sure.
HAHAHAHAHA
February 10th, 2010 at 3:30 pm
Heckler says:
@ DIME—
what the hell yall doing in Dallas so soon now anyway?
what coverage yall gonna do btwn now and friday afternoon?
stay away from PacMan Jones…..
February 10th, 2010 at 3:45 pm
IG says:
@Dime
Will you be repping at the Show Mag party?
February 10th, 2010 at 3:58 pm
Patrick Cassidy says:
@ Heckler -
We had to make sure we could get to Dallas ahead of the snowstorm in the Northeast so a group of us went out the extra early.
- PC
February 10th, 2010 at 4:51 pm
machineflesh says:
Woods really doesn’t need the publicity & added embarrassment that taking legal action against these guys would inevitably stir up, lol. Pretty smart really. They just might get away with it.
February 10th, 2010 at 5:28 pm
control says:
Patrick
If the Dime crew needs a professional hater to do some interviews, feel free to contact me and fly me out there for some fun. Me interviewing Rondo or Zach Randolph would be worth the small investment.
February 10th, 2010 at 5:37 pm
Gunner J. Matthews says:
I literally laughed out loud
February 10th, 2010 at 7:09 pm
LakeShow84 says:
Im all for Control going out there with the mock interviews lol..
Please do it PC..