For Chris Bosh: The Please Stay A Toronto Raptor Song
For the amount of stuff that we all come across every day, it really takes something special for it to stand out from the rest. And that’s why you have to stop what you’re doing and watch this. As the guys at Nothing Easy say, “I’m not sure if Bosh would be flattered by this song or if it could actually help persuade him to re-sign with the Raptors, but it’s certainly a solid effort.” Agreed. You already know how I feel, but even this would make me think twice.
What do you think? Will Bosh stay with the Raptors this summer?
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April 14th, 2010 at 2:16 pm
Wetnurse says:
LOL too funny.
a carnivore, specifically a dinosaur
April 14th, 2010 at 2:18 pm
Powerslave says:
Should have gotten the Obama girl to do it, maybe Bosh would stick around.
April 14th, 2010 at 2:21 pm
RapTOr says:
Haha I’ve actually always thought he looked like an actual raptor too lol
But there isn’t anything anyone can do right now to make him stay in Toronto… Face it. He’s as good as gone
April 14th, 2010 at 2:28 pm
K Dizzle says:
I got a song that might be more accurate
April 14th, 2010 at 2:28 pm
K Dizzle says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc65hFCls8E
April 14th, 2010 at 2:29 pm
Gunner J. Matthews says:
*DEAD* at the “RARR” dinosaur sound. How do you want him to stay and then tell him at the end he “physically” looks like a Raptor? Isnt that kind of like an insult. Thats like that XBOX kid that got a bunch of clothes in that video. “Im sorry. I couldnt help resist. We still love you though”. Shorty can get it though
April 14th, 2010 at 2:47 pm
Armani R. says:
Why hasn’t Dwyane Wade been questioned about his Jordan commercial yet? At the part where the Dwyane Wade creature splits into other creatures, one of the Wade’s has on a Bulls jersey. Am I the only one to notice? Dime please view the Wade Jordan commercial from a few months ago and tell me what you think.
April 14th, 2010 at 3:26 pm
Soul Jax says:
@Armani R
Wow I never noticed that, that’s not D Wade though it’s Jordan, as in D Wade’s got a bit of Jordan in him. I love that commercial but I don’t think D Wade’s gonna be a bull personally.
April 14th, 2010 at 3:33 pm
dat dood says:
cb4 looks like the predator. dreads and everything.
April 14th, 2010 at 4:20 pm
Spliff 2 My Lou says:
I almost didn’t watch the video because I thought it was Justin Beiber. Now seeing that little fruitcake singing to Bosh would’ve been hilarious.
April 14th, 2010 at 4:21 pm
Spliff 2 My Lou says:
@ dat dood
I think Bosh looks more like Jar Jar Binks.
April 14th, 2010 at 4:42 pm
Bizz says:
This song sucks balls. Any chance of him staying just left after this piece of crap.
April 14th, 2010 at 6:01 pm
sh!tfaced says:
Only one song applies in the NBA when it comes to upcoming free agents who are doing well…
and that’s The Million Dollar Man’s theme – money, money, money, money, money…
April 14th, 2010 at 6:05 pm
chris r says:
he definitely has a bird face
April 14th, 2010 at 6:08 pm
RC says:
The dude is gone. Let the Raptors as organization learn another lesson. They just blew another franchise player. It could have been Vince and Bosh playing together if they played the cards right but no they always screw up. Getting all these soft euro players with no defense and no physical play. They all play with no heart specially Turk.
I cheer for Toronto because it’s my hometown team but next season when I watch a game I’ll start cheering for the opposing team.
April 14th, 2010 at 6:33 pm
scarboroslikechuck says:
creepy yet phenomenal
April 14th, 2010 at 7:29 pm
David Brandon says:
if i’m chris, i’m packin my ish as i’m watchin this.
April 14th, 2010 at 9:04 pm
abcdefg says:
You know, by putting this video up – you just give a reason for these stupid American fans to rip on Canada and Toronto even more for no reason.
Get some fucking basketball IQ. Ths guy just set all time records for the franchise, maybe he will want to follow them up. It’s just so stupid to hear the shit some idiots have to say. If you are going to say she is stupid, or the song or the team or the city is dumb, back it up I would love to hear what you are going to say.
Like 12 + 17. But who knows, theres probably life down there in the slums of New Jersey for you guys.
April 14th, 2010 at 11:34 pm
loons says:
hey alphabet boy, i personally have nothing against canada/toronto/raptors. but watch yourself when you say ignorant shit about New Jersey.
April 14th, 2010 at 11:43 pm
raps says:
Hello everyone. I think everyone forgets these factors: 1)Bosh is the best raptor ever!!!!!!!!! I never liked the raps when VC played. I’ll always remember his moping/mopey face on the sideline whenever things didn’t go his way. I never cared about te raps till i started o watch a sinny big who’d eventually become the best power in the game today. If VC cared about the game and tried harder, he could’ve been like Kobe. 2) The raps can offer him the most money 5 yrs +1 (130 million total)
3) Toronto is the only team where Bosh can be the Man/the franchise/#1 option. Think about it: In Chi: Rose; NYK: He laughed when ppl asked him if he wanted to be a knick NJN: lopez + harris only slight possibility is Hou,they can offer raps good role players in trade. Also, there’s a rumour of CB4 and Hedo 4 Lee and Curry in sign and trade. 4) In toronto, he doesn’t just have a big marketable city, but a COUNTRY. Anywho, i really hope CB4 stays. Management better get their act together in Toronto. Hedo wins the award for most hated raptor of the year.
April 15th, 2010 at 12:22 am
pd says:
Colangelo’s daughter is pretty cute
April 15th, 2010 at 12:37 am
Easter Sunday says:
LOL… He looks like a raptor!!!! I bet the Cuban made this video just to piss of CB4 to leave the Raps and come to Dallas!
HAHA
April 15th, 2010 at 2:13 am
RC says:
Hedo is the worst Raptor in the history of the franchise.
April 15th, 2010 at 10:19 am
Tbone says:
This was freakin’ genius